Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Wentworth Miller the Rap Star

You know, I'm not completely sure, but I'm thinking Wentcrazy has escaped from the Asylum. I may need to get Went on the phone again...

Yeah my name is Went
I'm heaven sent
I really am a player
but they all think I'm a gent

No I ain't no philanderer
but I'll do what I can to her
and she's so happy to get it
that I know she'll be taciturn

You think I'm effusive
but I'm really elusive
the paps they can't catch me
they're so fuckin obtrusive

The Cristal will be flowin
but you know where I'm goin
home to play me some Scrabble
and use words like flocci­nauci­nihili­pili­fication

Yo I'm fittin to abscond
just like I'm James Bond
I need me a coffee
Maybe flavored almond


No wait, that really was Went. My bad.

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