Monday, April 30, 2007

Is Wentworth Miller going to China?


BEIJING, April 30 -- Prison Break star, Wentworth Miller has been invited to visit China in June, media reports have recently revealed.

The Shanghai-based News Times reported Wentworth Miller as having been invited by Zhongbo Media Group, who have bought the rights from Fox to shoot an online video adaptation of the American hit TV drama.

In an interview with the paper, an official of Zhongbo said that Miller is coming to promote the Chinese version of Prison Break, and will take part in some commercial activities.

Miller is also invited to act as a final judge to select actors for the Chinese Prison Break.

The official said Beijing is likely to be the first leg of Miller's China tour that might also includes Shanghai.


Those Asians sure do love them some Wentworth!

Thanks Kor!


Fox: Read My Tattoos, No Prison Break In China
Fox Television, Media, NWS.A, Prison Break, SINA, Xiang Ming, Zonbo Media
Posted by: Riki Hsu on May 14, 2007 | 19:05
Editorial Summary

News Corporation's (NYSE: NWS.A) Fox Television denied that it has licensed Beijing based media company Zonbo Media to remake American TV series Prison Break or any related online activities in China, reports Beijing Youth Daily. Fox Television China director Xiang Ming also denied any knowledge of a cooperation contract with Zonbo worth US$1.2 million. Zonbo Media recently partnered with Sina (Nasdaq: SINA) to host open auditions on Sina's video blog channel to cast a Chinese movie based on the popular Fox TV series.


Sunday, April 29, 2007

Wentworth Miller Opens Up

It looks like Went has finally answered some questions we wanted to know the answers to; Went, that is so unlike you!

On his past:
Back in college, I didn’t have a reputation for dating the prettiest girls, which my friends often made fun of.

On his ideal first date:
A romantic dinner is fine, as long as it’s not at my place because I’m a helpless cook!

On being approached:
How do you react to a pretty girl smiling at you on the street?
I smile back! I’ve never been snobbish or standoffish and fame hasn’t changed that about me.

What if said girl then slips you her phone number...?
I’ve been in these situations every now and again since PB. Beautiful strangers coming up to me and making passes at me. But I’m really not comfortable with this level of up-frontness, so I don’t take them up on their offers. I’m kind of old-fashioned when it comes to dating.

Sorry Went but if you don't cook, this relationship may not work out after all. One of us needs to be able to whip up a meal! Maybe we can just go out to eat constantly...Yeah that sounds good.


OK that's the end of my comment. There is no more. Nope, not one more thing.

*deep breath*

*staring at the ceiling*

*closing eyes*

I. will. block. out. my. thoughts. about. men. that. still. insist. on. being. the. aggressors. in. the. year. 2007. because. that. way. I. still. get. to. love. him.

*biting tongue, rolling eyes, cussing, throwing things, banging head on desk, silently screaming*

I have a headache. I think I need to lay down.

Thanks tigertone!

pic source

Friday, April 27, 2007

Favorite Comment(s) of the Week x 3

Haha! It's been less than a month this time!

emily said...
no kidding. WENT! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GAP DESTROYS YOUR POSTERS INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM TO ME BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID CELEBRITY COPYRIGHT THING? This is ME asking YOU to hook me up with one of those posters of you fingering yourself. you know the one I mean. don't act like you don't. I see right through you, Miller! Now if I could only see through your clothes....

I have a poster! How much do you hate me? Are you plotting my death right now?

Belgian said...
*still balling her eyes out*:

Tear down the mountains
Yell, scream, and shout like you can say what you want
Im not walking out
Stop all the rivers, push, strike, and kill
Im not gonna leave you
There's no way I will

And I am telling you
Im not going
You're the best man I'll ever know
There's no way I can ever, ever go
No, no, no, no way
No, no, no, no way Im living without you
Oh, Im not living without you, not living without you
I dont wanna be free
Im staying, Im staying
And you, and you, and you
You're gonna love me


*standing ovation*


Anonymous said...
Hey now I see, she’s a minor so he just took the wine, held the door open and told her to keep the fuck away from him

crazy stalking little bitch

4/11/07 10:16 AM

aha aha ahahahahahahaahaha


NooNoo said...
she's just a condom,
for one use only :P

I heart you NooNoo.


shortstuff said...
OMG. i am seriously gunna have a breakdown... she's TOUCHING him! shes FUCKING TOUCHING HIM! WENT! MY WENT! no. i cant do this. SHE'S BLONDE! you said u liked brunettes! you LIED! why went! WHY??

*sobbing uncontrollably* someone hold me.. :(

*holding shortstuff*


Kate said...
I just hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't we all...


Anonymous said...
I love our Went for loving confident women. It just goes to show that he really is as special as we think he is, a mature, intelligent and totally hot grown man. Sigh. I don't usually like anal sex that much but I would let this guy butt fuck me anytime.

4/12/07 10:20 AM

I think it's safe to say that we would let this man do absolutely anything he wanted to do to us...Well almost anything. There is in fact one thing that I won't do. *singing* Oh I would do anything for love but I won't do that. *clutching fake air microphone and singing with feeling* No I won't doooo, that!


Wentalicious said...
Keep in mind that a) he hasn't announced her as his girlfriend and b) I don't see no ring on her finger! Mmmhmm (sassy finger snaps).

He can have his little summer fling, but he best be coming home once the fall season starts up again. Ya heard me Went! Don't make me go ballistic on a brutha!

LMAO sassy finger snaps


notyourtypicalfangirl said...
hey wouldn't it be funny if he was laying in bed next to his boyfriend laughing his ass off at the crazy fangirls, now that would be some irony for you

Yes, yes it would.

Anonymous said...
This is a note to WFW. You are the first shot on a Friday night after along week. You are the hot bubble bath after a long day. You are the vicadon when stress levels hit the red zone. Thanks for your site its like a cool breeze on a hot humid day. (Even with the pics of Went with another woman...;-))
Don't ever stop this blog. I'll be devastated.
Your biggest fan

4/12/07 5:10 PM

*blowing kisses with tears in eyes Wentkorea style*

Krissie said...
"The lust, the laughter, the tears, the heart attacks, the mania, the joy, the heart-break, the excitement, the longing..."

...and so much more. It was a place of daydreams and escapes and now it is a place of friendship and endless fun, of learning something new (where else would I learn the proper spelling of "cumming" to dazzle my professor with?) and spending time with the BEST GIRLS in the entire world who laugh their asses off in times of joy and support each other in times of grief (such as this).
*raises a glass* Thank you, WFW, for bringing us together!
May it last!
I fucking love you, my Female Went, my Head Ho, my Mistress!

*crying* I love you too!


notthedoctor said...
*most respectul bow*

*crying some more*

Mink said...
*clutching sides*

Now this is some funny shit! Yep, enough already with the 'being understanding' and 'adult' and 'accepting'. Bring on the hell fires of suitable WFW ire!

And Mama Bear, I am so with you. If this (or any other) girl can be scared away from a chance at a relationship with the hottest man on the planet by a bit of fangirl wrath and a spot of cyberstalking, she doesn't deserve him. If it were me, they could bring it all they liked; I'd have to be pried off of him by the forceful uncurling of my cold, dead hands.

Yes, my cold. dead. hands.


AJ said...
Big fat.....FUCKING....WORD to what Mink said. If I was his girlfriend, you couldn't tell me SHIT! Bring it the fuck on! In fact, I'd welcome the hating. I'd sit there and take it with a big fat friggin' smile on my face, if it meant I was tappin' THAT everynight. Ungrateful wench.



Wentasy_baybi said...
Thanks WFW!!! And yeah... she will have to suck it up if she wants the man... I know I would "suck it up!"LOL!

*ahem* Ohhhhhhhh, I would do anything for love...but I won't do that. *whispering with feeling* No I won't dooooo that.


Anonymous said...
Ok, I hate myself for having looked closely enough to have noticed this, but the photo of them with his arm around her is clearly a photoshop job, and a bad one at that. The sidewalk and backgrounds on either half of the photo are clearly different, which explains why the video only showed it for a milisecond.

That said, I am horrified at the vitriol that has been spewed in this poor girl's direction ever since this story broke, and am really sad for both her and Went. Can you imagine what it must be like for both of them right now? I wouldn't blame him for disappearing into seclusion until the start of S3 filming, and my heart just goes out to Amie. I hope she's a stronger person than I am, because I would be absolutely devastated to read most of the things that have been written in the last few days.

I am choosing to leave this comment here, as this site seems to be mostly populated by kinder, funnier folks (with better grammer) than over at JJ. WFW I think you are hilarious. Thanks for trying to keep the dialogue free of personal attacks while letting all of the broken hearts out there vent a bit (me included, obviously).

*ducking out of the way of those tomatoes*

4/14/07 5:25 AM

Awwww sanity and thanks for the compliment.

nicbeast said...
I want you to know, that I am happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

1-'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you
To be open wide, No
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died
Till you died, but you're still alive

2-And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you f... her?
(rpt 1,2)

Ohh... aah... ahh... ahh...

'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed
That was me and I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes, and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails
Down someone else's back I hope you feel it
Well, can you feel it?

Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know

Ah the perfect "you broke my heart and I'm fucking pissed off" song.


niknak said...
Look what you've done - Jet:

Because what good it all the anger if you can't inspire guilt
Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems like such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

I forgot all about this one before you posted it; Good choice! I added it to the Jukebox.


Mink said...
I'm kinda bored, which means I'm likely to be even more of a bitch than usual. Hence I bring you this, from "I Say Nothing" by Voice of the Beehive:

I met this girl one day,
She had these long tight legs.
She said, "I get it every night,
And he calls me every day."
He'll leave you black and blue,
And rip your heart in two,
Then wake up in the morning,
And say, "Who the hell are you?"

Honey, he's just not that into you.



notyourtypicalfangirl said...
you abandoned me
love don't live here anymore
just a vacancy
love don't live here anymore

love don't live here anymore
just emptyiness and memories
of what we had before

you went away found another place to stay
another home

rose royce - love dont live anymore

*Through the windows of my eyes, everyone can see, the loneliness inside of me* damn you Wentworth Miller for taking my ability to love *shaking fist*


notthedoctor said...
I wasn't sure we could write self made songs, so I'm posting the lyrics anyway... It's a balad with lots of electric guitar... yeah, IT IS a balad!!!

*clearing voice*
*plugging guitar*
1... 2... 1... 2... 3... 4...

*guitar screaming*


You broke my heart when you DIDN'T SHOW UP!
Now you break my heart walking on the street with some BLONDIE BITCH!
What the hell is going on?
You know better than break my little fragil girly heart into pieces.
Now you had it coming,
My warth is exploding!


*waving lighter from side to side* That was beautiful, just beautiful. I especially loved the guitar solo.


cocot13 said...


*yelling with Kelis*

Beigette said...

I assume this was to Scarfy beigie, and yeah, you beat the pants off her in the poll, be proud! You did not however beat die alone so I wouldn't celebrate just yet. Everyone still hates you too, just not as much.


niknak said...
If those two are the choices, I am voting he die alone. Its like trying to choose between stale bread or stale crackers... neither are appetizing. Both are dry, need something to help choke them down, and would be better thrown out and replaced.

I feel the love.


Mama Bear said...
I guess I'm easy-on-the-eyes, I read novels, I can even write a decent haiku or two, but I don't think Went would really go for me since I was raised by circus carnies and I have webbed feet. Dammit all to Hell!

I'll tell you what you should do, wrap a scarf AND a pink bow around your feet! You can't lose!


"The Pretty" said...
Now, now ladies...there's no need to bring out the claws. I happen to like mind fucking, coochie fucking, eye fucking, and everything else in between. Call 1-800-MAN-MILK to schedule your Blue Steel special

Hold the man milk and we have a deal cuz I would do anything for love, oh I would do anything for love, yes I would to anything for love, but I won't do that. No I wooooooon't do that.


soiled undies said...
I have missed some good shit!

You know how to fix that right? STOP DISAPPEARING!

emily said...
dear Wentworth Miller's ass,
you are so fine. and I think we should get married. the end.

I'm afraid the ass is already spoken for. Get your own!


tia said...
so are the people running BeanPole 12 year old girls?

Yes, yes they are. Note the Unicorn.


Dani said...
I take that back - I really want to taste his back, crack & sack - so all y'all ladies line up behind ME

How bout I just let you have those 3 things and I take the rest of him? Good deal?

britbird said...
oh guys he is saying 'Amie honey you need to get some breath mints because your breath smells like ass' went is caring that way.


brit bird said...

The ass is armed and dangerous. It will, I repeat, it WILL take you out with it's luscious, round, magnificence. Please return to WFW at once if found and she will return it to its rightful owner after she caresses and fondles it into oblivion.


Dani said...
Looks like T-BAG had his way and screwed his ass off...

Poor pretty...

Please tell me someone recorded it.

Geisha said...
My vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did your vagina implode too? *clutching vagina* Don't worry Went, I'm sure a path will be cleared just for you when you finally decide to make your entrance.


linds said...
Oh, a sex rubik's cube! How fun!

Isn't it? Let's see that again:


Belgian said...
The black shirt and the naughty half smile...
Oh, yes, you look smug! Now, come over here and whip me. See these shackles baby, I'm your slave...
Sheesh, I wish I were a guy and had somethin' to put into you! 'Cause you are asking for it baby!I want to fuck you into the floor!

*screams on the inside*
*is SO going to cum with that image in mind tonight*


BRAVO! *whistling*


evelyn said...
I'M CUMMING.........



Go for it!


nicbeast said...
So with the discovery of this new planet, I have decided this must be where Went is from. Because, clearly, he is not human. So with that in mind, I say we petition to have the name of the planet changed to Wentwearth. Who's with me?

LOL Wentwearth...


cocot13 said...
God, he makes my vagina weep cause it knows they will never meet

If he'd only stick it in, I'm sure it wouldn't make a peep
Actually that's not true, it would gush and throb and leap
And then once he was through with it, it would have a lovely sleep

emily said...
One of the most beautiful people? For real? what a shocker! good job, people magazine. your editors obviously have eyes.

A blind man could see he was beautiful; It's the white light. Think Matrix Revoultions. He has a Neo-like glow that transcends the senses so I actually think you should take your congratulations back, they don't deserve it...unless of course they put him on the cover, then we could talk.


Mink said...
LOL I see you used the same, less 'shopped' version of this pic, like the one I posted at Church, babe. Extremely good call. Fucking 'People' mag should be seriously taken to task for the bleaching they did to that pic on their site. It had better not be the same in the print mag! Grrrrr!!!!

I was just following your shining example and yeah, the bleaching is just tacky. I think Mama Bear may have said it best:

Mama Bear said...
Mink, Bel, I agree with you 100%. Went's image should remain untouched since it's already absolute perfection.

You know, brightening a person's eye color is one thing, but changing a person's skin tone is clearly another. What century is this again?

Happy 300th, WFW!!! You are a posting machine!

*nodding in agreement* and yes! My 300th post! Whoa!


notthedoctor said...
So PEOPLE magazine has named Wentworth one of the most beautiful people in the world. Big WOOP!
Well, ALIEN magazine, the most read mag in the galaxy has named him THE Most Beautiful Multicelluar Organism in the Universe. THAT my friends is a serious thing!

I agree but see, even they couldn't leave his picture alone.


As always, thank you for your comments!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Prison Break: Cheers!

CeruleanBlew made a Prison Break video using the Cheers theme and it is hilarious. Watch it over and over and over again and laugh your ass off like I did.

Thanks AJ!

Wentworth Miller is beautiful

As if there was any doubt! People has named Wentworth Miller one of the Most Beautiful People. How about THE most beautiful person? I wonder if he cups everything the way he does his head...Mmmmm head.

Thanks Jared!

Oh and totally unrelated but this is also my 300th post! Holy Shit!

Monday, April 23, 2007

Wentworth Miller Magazine Madness

The scans of Korea's Cosmopolitan May issue, Ecole's May issue and Ceci's May issue are in, thanks to ring for posting (original source: pilyuki from dcinside). And now for some pic spam.

I can't breathe let alone comment. I am going to need some time alone with these...

*having multiple, simultaneous, explosive orgasms* I. think. I. might. die.

UPDATE: Kor in the comments section posted this link. Some of the pics are new! Check it out! My favorite from the new batch:

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Wentworth Miller's Bean Pole Jeans Brochure

This post makes even less sense with no photos; You can thank Bean Pole for that.

The 2007 edition of Wentworth Miller is now on display in a showroom near you. For those of you that can't make it into your dealership, here is a handy brochure that will highlight all of the great features of each model.


Let's start with the Extreme model (our most popular and expensive) in white (it also comes in black). As you can see, the killing green eyes and perfect jawline handle very well and will make those long rides to the country all the more enjoyable. (Wentworth Miller Extreme available to qualified buyers only; Limit one per customer).


The Assless model features double the leg room and two extra cup holders. ($5000 rebate, All must go).


The Official Homies model is one of a kind as you start with a blank stare and add all of the amenities yourself! (Features gold hood ornament, Not available to U.S. residents).


The Wentworth Miller Sport comes with a cargo rack on the roof and fold down rear seats. (Balls included).


This one is a special treat: The Premium Blue Steel model. It features chrome wheels, gear shift and accents. (Limited Edition, certain restrictions apply)


The Utility hatch back model comes with more trunk room, seat position memory and extra wide arm rests. (See dealer for financing).


The Unfluffed model (our most economical, save for the Assless), is a perfect choice for your very first vehicle. (Air conditioning available).

Thanks ring!

Awwwwwww Shit! Is Wentworth Miller kissing Amie Bice?

French Gossip Rag Public says so!

Oh no you didn't bitch! THAT IS IT!


Over the past week I have had to watch you saunter down the street with Went (in both daylight and moonlight no less), get coffee with Went and put your motherfucking arm around his waist with a disturbing familiarity. I've seen video of you trying your best to entertain him, doing an "Oh Went that was so funny" accidental head-lean and now...this. Please. Go. Away. I despise you and everything you stand for. Get fucked (and not by Went).

P.S. Beigette is kicking your ass

With Hate,

Thanks tellyfan and tigertone!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Wentworth Miller is a Ladies Man

It's a new day so I guess it's time for a different chick! Oh Wentworth, when will it be my turn huh? When?

Is that a scarf I see?

Thanks FleshCartoon and ring!

UPDATE: Jared has bigger pics!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

How Much is Wentworth Miller Worth?

I'm sure by now you've heard about the piece of lint shaped like Wentworth Miller that sold for over $570 on ebay. Look, it's even on the run! Somebody with a fantastic sense of humor and money to burn now owns this lovely piece of shit. It got me to thinking...How much is the real Wentworth Miller worth? Since google is my friend, I typed in "How much are you worth" and the first entry was this one. Now I took a few liberties and made quite a few things up (unfortunately I don't know his penis size so I gave him 9 inches b/c I'm just nice like that) but by my calculations, Wentworth Miller is worth exactly $2,642,890.

Worth every penny...

Monday, April 16, 2007

More Wentworth Miller Bean Pole Jeans Ads

Pics removed at Bean Pole's request...Maybe cuz the ads were awful.

is BACK baby with new pics! Mmmmm sleeveless...

[really hot photo of Went in a sleeveless shirt holding a ball, in my Imageshack]

Let's see that bigger...Mmmm mmmm good.

Thanks ring!

UPDATE: We have Ads! But, what's with the designs? Me no likee.

[ad in white shirt]

The last Wenticorn.

[ad in sleevless shirt]

Hey flying man! You're not slick. Step away from the Precious, slowly now, and no one gets hurt. I'm seeing a theme here...What's with the wedding rings?

[ad in polo shirt]

Is Zeus there holding a flaccid penis? Love the skull. Someone should really put that on a silk scarf.

[ad in striped shirt with pink on the sleeves]

A Went by any other name would look as sweet. And look! MORE skulls!

[ad with ass shot]

Mmmm an old favorite with the added bonus of a dragon and ass-worshipping cherubs. Fabulous.


Ads with the designs removed.

Thanks baaca and angelicus!

UPDATE #2: TV Ad alert! TV Ad alert! Squeeee! Word is the man in the TV ad with his back to the camera is NOT Wentworth Miller. Damn fine stand-in I'd say!

Thanks Anon 10:44!

UPDATE #3: Go to Bean Pole's Site and click jeans...Guess who pops up? Heeeeeee! Click on Go Event to see the ads and your cursor actually makes him move (and unfortunately, all of the crap floating around him as well but what're gonna do)! The event, so to speak, is actually a contest. You enter the name of the jeans that Went is advertising, your name, address, and phone number and a winner will be chosen at random and sent a pair of the jeans and a Prison Break DVD.

Thanks pandacakes!


[ad from bean pole's site]

And a close up...

[close up of that hot ass, in my Imageshack]


Thanks brookeonline and FleshCartoon!

UPDATE #5: Oops, I never posted this next one did I? Well here you go.

[pic of Went in plaid shirt]

UPDATE #6: Wentworth Miller is on the cover of the Korean Cosmopolitan Magazine's May 2007 Issue.

cover source

inside page source

Thanks geniass and Joey!

UPDATE #7: Holy Shit look at him...

[smoking fucking hot pic of Went in white shirt, seated]

Mmmmmm Wentworth....

[pic of Went in awful shirt that in this pic doesn't look so awful]

You know, from this angle, the shirt actually looks better. Or is it that Went is so fine?

Thanks again ring!

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Beigette vs. Scarfalotta: Smackdown

All of the Beigette (Mariana Klaveno) love in the comments of the post about Scarfalotta (Amie Bice) got me to thinking...If you absolutely HAD to choose, which one would you rather see him with?

Create polls and vote for free.

The polls close at 3 a.m. on 4/22. VOTE NOW!

They both look too fucking happy if you ask me...

Saturday, April 14, 2007

WANTED: Wentworth Miller, For crimes against Fangirls

For breaking the hearts of fangirls across the world, I sentence you, Wentworth Miller, to a beating.

Come one, come all and kick. his. ass. The only rule here is, you must do so in song lyric form. I'll start you off.

Look in my eyes
you're killin me, killin me
all I wanted was yooooooooou
*screaming at the top of my lungs and holding that last note until I can no longer breathe*

The Kill (Bury Me) - 30 Seconds to Mars

Actually, his crime calls for two songs.

You make me cum
You make me complete
You make me completely miserable
Miserable - Lit

Note: The above two songs are in my Finetune playlists (in the sidebar to your right) but you already knew that. What do you mean you didn't know that? Don't you spend every waking hour on this site chatting and listening to music like you should? No? Well start! I'm sorry. I'm feeling a little vulnerable right now...

Now it's your turn. You don't have to post the whole song unless it's relevant and you feel like typing it all. A bar or even a line is quite enough as long as it gets your point across. Go ahead, tell him how you really feel. Tell him how you hope that they're very happy together (BARF). Tell him how much you love him still (LIAR). Tell him how he broke your heart. Tell him how you now have nightmares with scarves in them. Tell him how first he didn't show up and now this. THIS! Scream at him! Beat on his chest! Mmmmm Wentchest...NO! I will not be moved! I'm mad! Mad I say! All the Wentchest in the world will not stop me! Don't let his overwhelming sexiness stop you either. No justice, no peace! I need a drink.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Wet For Went has lost her damn mind

I feel a meltdown coming...FANGIRL EXPLOSION! I have fucking had it with this god damn blonde and her overdoing the 'I'm out with Wentworth Miller' thing. Look you twirly hand, hip holding, waist grabbing, "accidental" head leaning wench, doesn't his body language scream BACK THE FUCK OFF to you? Yeah he had his arm around you, to lead you, not feel you up! If he won't say it, I will. STEP THE FUCK OFF @#$%*!

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my trailer.

Wet For Went is Six Months Old Today!

6 months ago today, on a Friday the 13th just like this one, Wentlust took me over. I decided to start a blog that very same day and the rest is history.

Thank you (yes you) for continuing to come back to this place day after day. It's more than a blog now, it's a community and I have formed friendships here that I treasure (some of you who have been absent lately I really miss, so come back to me).

Taking a trip down memory lane, I discovered something I posted about Went (elsewhere) from December 2005. I had no idea it had been that long. What a love affair we've had Wentworth and it deserves something special.

Oh how I've loved Pairing him up, Listening to him sing, Sending him fan letters, Picking favorite comments, Fighting with him, Slashing him up, Proving he isn't gay (even before he said it), Getting confirmation of his sexiness (although he should have been #1), Writing him very bad poetry, Youtubing to greatness (I love you forever Keena), The candids, Giving thanks, Getting noticed (I got over 10,000 hits from that plug), Counting down, Clearing things up, Getting sentimental, Pairing him up again, Having fun with rumors, Imagining conversations, Dissecting Articles, Discovering radio interviews, Sleuthing, Getting teased, Celebrating Wentmas, Flowing with Wentworth, Wentstralia (and the creation of the cbox thanks to Krissie), Hating with love, Falling into The Gap, Getting into an uproar (kind of like what's going on now with Scarfalotta, my how history repeats itself), Winning it for Went, Talking to his chest hair, Oogling him, The appearances, Chatting with Went in the cbox (and later with him AND the cast), Translating articles (thanks doc), Looking forward to things that never came to pass but having a good time anyway and partying like it was 1999, Redecorating, Breaking up, Masturbating, Wentkorea...

The lust, the laughter, the tears, the heart attacks, the mania, the joy, the heart-break, the excitement, the longing...Here's to more, much, much more, and here's to you Wentworth Miller. I created this place as an outlet for my insane ramblings and as a parody of the Went fangirl in all of us but what it turned out to be is a love letter, and so, I'll sign it.

Still Wet,

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Wentworth Miller needs your vote again

So give it to him...Yeah, give it to him.

Wentworth Miller Candids!

Thanks Went...

Wentworth Miller who in the hell is this?

Wentworth Miller’s new girlfriend!

The actor, known from the extremely popular series "Prison Break", has a new girlfriend.
East News, JoB

Miller has always been very discreet and reserved with regard to his personal life. Rumours have even appeared of him being gay. The actor, however, denied it. He does stress all the time that his private life should not concern anyone other than him and his nearest and dearest.

Hence, it was a big sensation when Miller appeared in the company of Amie Brice. The couple went on a date last Friday in west Hollywood. They had a romantic dinner first, then they went for a walk which ended at the actor’s house. Amie Brice only left in the early morning.



Thanks msmez!

UPDATE: More pics!

Blondie, are you touching him?

They're walking, with coffee, AT NIGHT!


Thanks dinamite!

Is this payback for me flirting with Amaury, Went? Is it? Say it ain't so!

Update #2: Her name is Amie Bice (not Brice); The article got it wrong and if you can possibly take any more of this, here are even more pics. *sigh*

Thanks gravitygirl!

Update #3: New post at Jared with Amie's Myspace pics (one of which has Wentworth's ear in it and is from 2005).

Update #4: Thanks to Paris in the comments on Just Jared, There is now a video. Would someone please just go ahead and put me out of my misery?

Monday, April 09, 2007

Wentworth Miller inspiring the world to get inked

I know that you're aching for anything Wentworth and it's only been one damn week. Jared has thrown you a bone. Go fetch.

Friday, April 06, 2007

Favorite Comment(s) of the (over a) Month

OK so it's been over a month this time, That's a record! So I'm lazy, sue me. Here it is and man is it ever long.

jeanjeanie said...

WFW is the best, better than all the rest!

*singing into fake microphone* Better than anyone! said...

Haha, I don't know about y'all, but I like to see Went all bloody. It gives me something to "nurse" besides his.....

DICK? Oh wait, you were trying not to say that. My bad!

emily said...

ahhhhh how will sara EVER tap that if he gets captured and beaten?! damn prison break writers!!!

Ummm, she won't. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What can I say? I was on the MiSa ship for like a week. I'm over it now.

shortstuff said...

i hear ya wfw..even as a devout MiSa fan, i was not feeling the hand holding. if u havent seen one of the preview clips for 'sweet caroline', looks like we'll get even less emotion from the ice princess in tommorows ep.

Ice Princess...*snicker*

linds said...

Ewwwww. I did not see that one coming. Gross! I love how Michael was all calm, whispery, and bossy - I would've been screaming "You crazy bitch! You fuck your brother!!!"



redlightmind said...

His bossy orders to the Prez were re-translated by my brain, so all I heard was "Al.Bed.Naked.Now!!!"

great episode!

Oddly enough, I heard that too.

Mama Bear said...

Like I said in Hotel California, the three of them put together are weapons of mas-turbation.

Mmmm, yes indeed.


Anonymous said...

uh....any links to fic where went is riding some pussy?

3/9/07 7:14 PM

Tell you what, you find any that's any good and you send it to me. Until then, Slash it is.

Anonymous said...

You are the luckiest bitch ever! HAVE FUN, GIRL!!!

3/7/07 3:11 PM

I would have been even luckier if Went had shown up! OK I'm gonna say it like 5 more times in life and then I will stop...probably.


Krissie said...

WFW, Nic, Sammie...
We've heard that The Pretty didn't come.
There are no words to say at this sad moment.
Oh wait! There are!

*sigh* It was The Cry Heard Round the World. I even told the him goodbye. And now I have to re-live my pain through the comments. *cries*

Belgian said...

He sent you a letter expressing his admiration for your eloquent blog and thanking you for an excellent PR-job. He's offered you Pam's position. He told you the job would be partly paid in kind. He has described that very thoroughly. Something with naked, oil, slithering, tongue, down, hard, deep, wet, voice, dirty, open, up, for, me.
Am I right?


If only...*sigh*

AND said...

A big fat fucking apology letter. That rat bastard should be ashamed of himself for standing everyone up at Paley!

*tearing up* This is why I love you.

maichan said...

Wait, Wentworth was a NO-SHOW?!!!!
I don't think you mentioned that enough ;)

You don't say?


emily said...

ummm.....i feel bad for went. he had to make out with someone who'd been puking all morning, which is gross. and someone who was someone else's pregnant wife, which makes it weird. poor went. if they ever need me to be a stand in for those scenes, i'm available. I didn't really like Amaury at the beginning of prison break. but i feel like he keeps getting hotter and hotter. and put him in a suit? DAMN.

Em, if anyone is going to stand in, it's going to be me. Went owes me dinner, a trip to Starbucks, a strip tease, a set visit, a phone call, an email, SOMETHING! Oh and Amaury, Call me baby. Went has my number.


savmed said...

O.k., I have to say this (as if it isn't obvious):
You, ladies, are smokin' hot (yeah, yeah I know you know)!!! But does Wentworth know?

I bet he is reading your posts, Wet For Went, biting his nails and saying:"Goddammit, why wasn't I there!"

Empire State Building Wentworth. Meet me there.


nicbeast said...


And you'll get yours...

Krissie said...

It's the bruise. Who could possibly be mad at bruised Went?
All I wanna do is be his love-puppy and lick his wounds

You know you're a ho right?

nicbeast said...

You freaking kill me. How do you come up with this shit. Hysterical! Classic!! "Hit it from the back Wentworth" I will be laughing at that for hours.

I'm an equal opportunity exploiter. Hit it from the back could be him hitting you or you hitting him. Yes, I spend too much time thinking of these things.


Mama Bear said...

And "Hark, who goes there Wentworth"?! - you slay me, WFW!

You know, I never noticed this, but Went's shoulders are broader than Dom's...mmmm...broad shoulders, the better to place legs upon. ;)

*biting lip* I'm going to need a minute alone now...


niknak said...

Is it bad that I just cannot get enough of this particular pic spam?

It would actually be bad if you could.

Belgian said...

Still, id love to taste the difference between that tattooed skin and his virgin skin...



*holding head in hands* Wouldn't we all Belladonna, wouldn't we all...*weeping softly*


Mama Bear said...

"Rumbling" brothers...mmmm...ok, back to the topic at hand.

Yes, I agree...WTF is going with the barely-there forearm tat shot?! I mean, c'mon, that was just silly.

Also, I just figured out why Mahone really needs to be drugged up all the time. It's not all about dulling his guilty conscious; it's about being whacked enough to find and read the clues that would make even Sherlock Holmes scratch his head.

But I ask you this, Mahone. If you can find the brothers so easily, where's Waldo?

Waldo is riiiiiight there! *pointing* Oh no, fuck, that's a candy cane. Screw this.


emily said...

by the way. WFW, i've decided that you're probably a genius so i'm going to be referring to you from here on out as Dr. WFW


Geisha said...

How does he do it? How does he stay so damn gorgeous ALL THE TIME?
He probably looks like that when he wakes up.
Mmmmmmm.....Morning-Wood Went *drool*

*is dead*

Mama Bear said...

Mmmm...pole...I'm convinced he's trying to send us a subliminal message, ladies. When I read his shirt, I see something along the lines of "Bean Poled?" you know, like the "Got Milk?" campaign...*snickering*

To which I replied:

Bean Poled? Why no Went; Go right ahead.


Rhea said...

I...uh...well...*slurp* I seem to have lost all brain and body function. Hee-hee Jo, indeed how big IS his pole? I like how the word 'pole' on the shirt is placed inline and directly above the real thing. My uterus is quavering.

Is the word Pole really in line with his pole?

*swallowing hard* I believe you are correct.

Anonymous said...

Purrrrrfect :) How is it that every other country can score so big and the US is denied him soooooo much!
Thank God for the Aussies and now the Koreans....or we could have never ever been on Crotch Watch. I also must say only because it washes over me everysingletime...I mean really!
Went is so friggin' HOT...I mean people come on now...give it up for The Hotness that is Mr Wentworth Miller...
(backing away...tearing up...moaning softly)

3/23/07 2:37 AM

Beautifully stated. *clapping*


Anonymous said...

I can't take this anymore.I'm done,I can't take him anymore,he is just too too much for me.It is way too painful knowing that I will never have him ever.It was much easier when I thought maybe he didn't like vagina but since he says he does,well not in those words exactly,I'm through with him...

3/23/07 6:43 AM

Anon, I think I love you.


emily said...

i'm ummmm.....I have nothing witty to say at all. the fact that I'm not sleeping with him would be a little easier to stomach if he was maybe just a little bit of a dick. But no. Instead, he HAS a perfect dick and cries for Koreans. Does he HAVE an imperfection? I'm seriously asking....
(thanks yet again, dr. WFW. I won't be leaving my bedroom for days. wink wink)

LOL An imperfection? Not from where I'm sitting.


tia said...

he keeps saying he likes a woman with style, so I can guess that Beigette is definitely not his girl

To Went, it's probably style for your shirt to match your shoes. Last I checked, The bows on Beigette's shoes matched her shirt beautifully. What?


Anonymous said...

The reason GAP won't do something like that is because he's not the only celebrity featured in the campaign...and in Korea they've got loads of money to pay this new kid on the block actor to appear like a pop star. Here in the states I think all this sort of boy toy campaign might not be something a "serious actor" wants to associated with unless it's about promoting a film....not for a pair of jeans.

3/23/07 10:30 PM

Well Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! Side note: You sound as if you know what you're talking about. Maybe you're in the industry? Can you tell Went to call me? Thanks.

emily said...

so, i don't know why I didn't think of this before but to find went, we just need to do a one week stake out. station people at a bunch of starbucks around LA and a couple of gap stores. he's bound to either go looking for coffee or boxers. then when he shows up, who ever is staked out at that spot just has to radio the rest of us and delay him until we get there. The plan is so clear to me now. It's flawless. I should work for the government. But not the EVIL PB government. The awesome kind of government. like the one in wentiville millertown.

What can I say to this emily? I've already proposed to you. What more can I do?


Cosine said...

Deadbeatnymph, thanks for the secret spectacular Slash. Say that three times fast.

Secret spectacular slash - secret spectacular slash - secret spectacular slash!

You're welcome!

So, should Our Boy commit another classic blunder?

Oh yes! Yes please! *begging for more Went Slash on hands and knees*


tee tee said...

maybe he got some Korean pussy while he was there I mean he did have a hard on in some of those pics

THANK YOU! So I'm not the only one that thought that. I feel better now.


Anonymous said...

okaaaayyy..I don't get why we can't have a little Went Love here....what about his American fans, huh huh...the ones who keep tuning in every Monday night..why isn't he sharing the love with US!!!???

3/25/07 1:36 AM



linds said...

godDAMMIT!!! Why can't I be Korean???? I saw the teary eye picture and my heart and cheeks just exploded - heart from being so full, cheeks from smiling.

*whispering* I cried with him.

cocot13 said...

I like it but I don't like what its doing to his ass it looks kinda flat, but I'd still hit that LOL, well if he'd let me

To which notthedoctor replied

Oh Korea, I liked you very much until now. Don't you know better than photoshop the BUTT??
tsk tsk tsk *shaking head*
Some Empires have fallen for less than that.

If you're going to fuck with Wentworth Miller's ass, you main as well just blow up the Sistine Chapel or a god damn pyramid. Same thing. You have been schooled. Don't EVER do that again.

AJ said...

Well, the good news is, at least we now have a definitive way to differentiate Wentworth from Wentcrazy.

As is evident in the BPJ ads, Wentcrazy has no ass.

So, we know.



Anonymous said...

Face it, some guys just really like the whole exotic Asian thing. I'd put my money on Went ending up with an Asian girl. And I know Thailand isn't Korea but remember, "One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble."

3/27/07 9:35 AM

To which mama bear replied

Mmmmmm...I'm an exotic Asian thing and I sure know how to "Bang Kok," so Went/Wentcrazy: CALL ME!

AHA *deep breath* AHA *deep breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *stomach cramp*

tia said...

I laughed my ass off when T-bag threatened to rape Michael that I didn't hear what Michael said after that,can someone tell me what his response was?

I'm still laughing as I type this!!

Aside from the Wentspanol and the bottle breaking and getting all stabby and just the absolutely SPECTACULAR chemistry that Wentworth Miller and Robert Knepper have, this was the hottest fucking thing...Good GOD. How. The. Fuck. does Robert Knepper do it? How? Yes I am "Kneeling for Knepper" at the moment. I am a FANGIRL FANGIRL FANGIRL! That is all.

cocot13 said...

OMG those poses those poses!!!!!!!
I keep hearing Prince'a song "You Sexy Motherfucka" WFW you should put that on your jukebox


Belgian said...

First! Yay!

Gay bar and lapdances... the only way to get through the night after Went not showing up. WFW, you got a girl and a boy lapdance? And still you're upset about Went not showing? You love the man more than I do, that's for sure :D


Oh yes Bel. I love Wentworth Miller more than words can say...*crying in a corner*


Krissie said...

*tearing up*
WFW and Nic were there but Went wasn't...
Still bloody sad.
And I wish we had bars with cute gay men giving us lap-dances. *sigh*

No, Went wasn't there, but we found him! Coming soon in Part 3...


nicbeast said...

That was hysterical! It was like I was there! Oh wait, I was!!

Tee Hee.

Yes. And then there were 2: Heinous and Lipgloss in all their glory.

Geisha said...

I am in mourning for my Kellerman. *sniff*

He was so brave.
*Crying uncontrollably*


*crying with you, again*


emily said...
okay, I'm going to give sara one episode next season to bring the chemistry back. if she can do, I blame this seasons complete lack of sexual tension on her hormones. if not, then they can kill her and find someone else for Michael to fuck. excuse me, I meant make love to. Actually, I meant fuck. just do it already. And I won't even complain. seriously, I won't. ONE episode, do you hear me SWC???????? ONE!!!!!


WENTWORTH MILLER came back to the comments section! That hasn't happened since December!


10. Happy Birthday.....deaaarrr


ahhh....I need more clue's

4/4/07 1:20 PM

To which I replied

Went, if I tell you the next letter that will totally give it away so no can do baby.


Well you can't blame me for asking! I will sing what ever you want and when ever you want.

What a man...


Belgian called him a lurker to which he replied

Mmmmhhh....I never LURK, I observe.

Oh Went, call it whatever you want. You're welcome here anytime. Oh and when his presence was known

AJ said...

Dear Wentworth,

I'd like to go down on you.

Love, AJ

You speak for us all...


Dani said...



There is no release from La Douleur Exquise and in the words of Carrie Bradshaw *ahem* "Or was I addicted to the pain, the exquisite pain, of wanting someone so unattainable." *shedding a tear*

Christine said...

WFW, I'm pretty much in love with your site, this post is absolutely wentgasmic.. thank you so much!

Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE Christine and thanks for reading!


jans said...

Holy shit! I am hot!

that's so hilarious!!
although, yes, he's hot!

love you!!

Love you too!


cocot13 said...

Oh my GOD look at his package in those white jeans,dayum!!,I know they say white makes you look bigger but dayum look at it!!



Dani said...

Why WHY?? Can't I position that man over my mouth so that I can taste that belly fluff #$!?!!

I'll show him angles - DAMN HIM

Oh Dani...I love you.

As always, thank you for your comments. I read each and every one of them...Even when it keeps me up til 3 am picking my favorites. Yes, yes...

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Wentworth Miller's Modeling Tips

Hi, I'm Wentworth Miller. When I'm not on the run, I wear Gap khakis and more recently, Bean Pole Jeans. You too can be a model. Let me show you how...

First, a little thing I like to call, the stretch and sigh. It helps me get prepared.

Annnnnnnd I'm ready. Shoot!

Hey! How'd that get in there?

I call this next one: Sparkle Motion

And now we wait...

I wonder what WFW is doing right now? Probably posting pictures of my ass...

See...OK, Wardrobe change!

Now...What's my motivation?

OK, ready again. Shoot!


One day, when you get REALLY good, you'll get shoe tie-ers. They're like fluffers but for models. They really do it for me.

Wanna come tie my shoes again?

It's cold as hell in here.

Doesn't Bean Pole make jackets?

Oh are we ready?

Game face baby!

OK, how'd that last one turn out? Holy shit! I am hot!

Come and get it...

My god look at this shirt...

Someone remind me not to go to WFW's site when I get home. She's gonna tear me a new one for this.

Modeling is hard work; I need a nap.

She's cute; Did she come with the set?

These pants are OBVIOUSLY not made for men who are as well endowed as I am. *chuckle*

Diva fits are always fun. I like to have one every now and again to balance out my good guy image. Observe:

I can't work like this!

I'm leaving.

But before I go:

Yeah, that's for you.