Wentworth Miller's Bean Pole Jeans Brochure

This post makes even less sense with no photos; You can thank Bean Pole for that.

The 2007 edition of Wentworth Miller is now on display in a showroom near you. For those of you that can't make it into your dealership, here is a handy brochure that will highlight all of the great features of each model.

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Let's start with the Extreme model (our most popular and expensive) in white (it also comes in black). As you can see, the killing green eyes and perfect jawline handle very well and will make those long rides to the country all the more enjoyable. (Wentworth Miller Extreme available to qualified buyers only; Limit one per customer).

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The Assless model features double the leg room and two extra cup holders. ($5000 rebate, All must go).

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The Official Homies model is one of a kind as you start with a blank stare and add all of the amenities yourself! (Features gold hood ornament, Not available to U.S. residents).

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The Wentworth Miller Sport comes with a cargo rack on the roof and fold down rear seats. (Balls included).

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This one is a special treat: The Premium Blue Steel model. It features chrome wheels, gear shift and accents. (Limited Edition, certain restrictions apply)

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The Utility hatch back model comes with more trunk room, seat position memory and extra wide arm rests. (See dealer for financing).

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The Unfluffed model (our most economical, save for the Assless), is a perfect choice for your very first vehicle. (Air conditioning available).


Thanks ring!

Wentworth Miller doesn't have time for love

But does he have time for sex? If so, I'm available...

Wentworth Miller, star of the series Prison Break, aspires to date, settle down and even start his own family but his hectic work schedule leaves him no room for love.

Miller is currently single and a little lonesome. "I've had a few dates that I was able to squeeze in here and there. The truth of the matter is, I'm working 14-hour-days and that doesn't leave you too much time to socialize--which can be lonely sometimes. I'd love to settle down and have a wife and kids, but not right now. There are things I want to achieve before I do that," said Miller.

At present, he keeps himself busy with his work on Prison Break where he plays Michael Scofield, a highly intelligent structural engineer out to save his brother Lincoln Burrows (Dominic Purcell). And while he is loveless, his devoted fan pool will just have to fill in his solitude.

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Awwww baby! Are you lonely? Maybe if you show up you'll get a little attention. OK, that is THE LAST TIME I'm going to mention it...Today. That pic reminds me that the tattoo is back Monday! Mmmm, tattoo. Let's look back at tattooed Wentworth.



Wet Wentworth



Fingering Wentworth



Belly Fuzz Wentworth



Wife Beater Wentworth



Wet and walking around in a fucking towel Wentworth



Stretch that swimmers body Wentworth!



Hark, who goes there Wentworth



Hit it from the back Wentworth



Laying down and waiting for me to climb on top Wentworth

And finally, the best job in the world...Touching Wentworth

*SIGH* I can't wait to see the tattoo again.

Wentworth Miller: The Only Way to Start your Year off Right

Went. Is. The. Hotness.

Awesome fucking close up of The Perfect One thanks to boxergirl of The Church yet again and edited by brookeonline. In the original pic he had red pupils and it made me think: This must be what DrunkWent looks like!

And then we have another couch pic edited by mink where Went looks even MORE pleased with boob overload. Observe:

So cute. Then of course there are these pics, posted by lydia at The Church, of a photoshoot in Australia of Went using the most awful background I've ever seen...WTF is wrong with you picture taking people? I have named this group: Neon Madness.

Worst background ever? Pretty close but he still manages to look hot and Oh my GOD and just LOOK at the hotness below:

Big thanks to Krissie for calling my attention to this one and huge thanks to Tulipa for posting. SO SEXY!

And now even more Aussie hotness courtesy of Krissie's lovely reposting from WMO.







*Secretly crying out Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oi Oi Oi! under my breath and disavowing all allegiance to America due to no pap pics of Went re-entering the country...no good fucking paps...*

I'm fucking sick (which is different than being plain old sick thus the use of the word, fucking) and I won't be around much so savor this post b/c it may be the only one for a few days. It all depends on how I feel.

Alright now everybody back to bed. Happy New Year!

Pick One: Part Two

It's time again to pick a mate for Went because he just won't do it himself. We have 15 choices this time...Can you pick just one? I know I can't!

1. Jensen Ackles



JENSEN Ackles



JENSEN ACKLES



Sorry I lost it for a second there. Jensen is the hottie from Supernatural and Dean's short sleeve shirts, sarcasm, smirk and muscle car just add to Jensen's natural appeal. I have an even deeper love for him because of this Wensen slash. Jensen. Is. Hot.


2. Sarah Michelle Gellar



Who requested this one? See, don't say I never did anything for you. If only for the role she played in Cruel Intentions, this girl gets a vote. She may have been the sexiest, most evil, teenage whore to ever appear on screen and it was fan-fucking-tastic. Great pose Shelly; Love the whip.


3. Takeshi Kaneshiro



Takeshi...All wet. Takeshi. I just like saying that name out loud. I don't even think I'm pronouncing it correctly but I say it anyway...Tah-Kee-Shee. He is hella fine and I absolutely loved him in House of Flying Daggers. Hey Takeshi: I came back...For you.


4. Sanaa Lathan



Hey! It's my girl Sanaa from Nip/Tuck who got booted off the list the last time for Angie Harmon since Wentworth Miller's needs always come first. This time however, I made sure she made it. Isn't she beautiful? She's smart too.


5. Jonathan Rhys Myers



AND

Cillian Murphy



Jon and Cillian are what I like to call scary sexy because if they were on top of you, you wouldn't know if they were gonna fuck you or kill you. They share a spot for this very reason. Very beautiful boys with talent these two. I submit Match Point and Breakfast on Pluto as proof of this.


6. Katherine Heigl



Now I know I watched Roswell. I was an X-Files fan so it only made sense for me to. Roswell was the show that first introduced me to the wonderfulness that is Dido. But for the life of me, I do not remember Katherine Heigl. I do however remember her from That Night (one of my favorites). But anyway, Thank Goddess for Grey's Anatomy. She's so pretty and I love her character. It would not be a KH pic without the boobs. She's got nice ones.


7. Tyson Beckford



I love models. My lover models. I don't know what it is about them. I guess it's the voyeur in me that likes to watch...Like when he comes walking into the room naked after a shower and I pretend to be watching TV when I'm really watching him dry off and oil up before he climbs into bed. *Note to self: Call lover. Get laid.* I'm also a pose whore. You can have absolutely no talent whatsoever; I can hate you even, but if you're attractive, photogenic and can strike a nice pose, my panties will be off before you can say hello. Tysons' hotness and Wentworths' pretty...I'm sorry I just lost consciousness for a minute. Trois 2: Pandora's Box. Watch. Tyson. In. That. Movie. Then you will understand.


8. Salma Hayek



Salma takes the #2 spot for sexiest woman alive in my opinion. I think we've established Monica Bellucci as #1 with extremely honorable mention going to Juliette Marquis...So much hotness...Salma has a beautiful face, a coke bottle body with fabulous curves and a great accent. Just imagining her saying the name Wentworth makes this pairing cute. I know you can't really see her face in this pic but it's a FABULOUS shot.


9. Edgar Ramirez



When I saw him in that Laundromat in his little underwear putting his hair in a ponytail and speaking all that sexy fucking Spanish in Domino I wanted to JUMP THROUGH THE SCREEN. The movie was stimulating enough without me getting wet every time he was shown or opened his mouth. Domino was one of the worst reviewed movies of its year (at least it was on rottentomatoes.com), but I loved it and I'm not ashamed to say so. I went ahead and made a clip of the scene that made me fall for Edgar. So sexy.




10. Angelina Jolie



Forget Brad, he's old news; Went is where it's at girl! I miss the old Angie: the bisexual, blood vile wearing crazy I came to know and love. Growing up fucking sucks. And while I think that Angelina-Went spawn would start a super race of people so hot they'd blind others with their visual brilliance, I could live with that.


11. Ryan Phillippe



Hey, he's newly single and here's another performance in Cruel Intentions that I loved madly. I salivated all through that movie at Sebastians' delicious wickedness. So let's see Ryan, if you (maybe) go both ways and Went (maybe) does too then I guess there's hope for you two yet. Shit, if the media can try and claim a Jake and Reese pairing (ick! The ONLY person I want to see Jake with, is Austin), I can claim this one. You heard the (fake) news here first. See it turns out, Reese left Ryan because she caught him with Went...What a sight that would have been...Ryan is cute but he looks like an asshole so hopefully Went would be rough with him and smack him around a little. That would make me feel better.


12. Kristin Kreuk



The hot chick from Smallville that I have liked since I first laid eyes on her and if we're talking Smallville hotness, I guess you could add Tom Welling under here too...OK I will!



Lots of hotness on that show. Hmmm, he and Cillian favor a little. Anyway back to Kristin



She has that angelic look like Went has sometimes that can make her go either way: Part slut, part virgin. An enigma.


13. Gale Harold



I'm not even going to explain this one. If you've ever seen Queer as Folk, you would definitely understand. He is so beautiful and such a great actor. He played the hell out of Brian Kinney and I will love him for it, forever.


14. Nicole Ari Parker



Am I to understand that Wentworth has expressed an admiration for Nicole as well as Angie? My question then is, When Went calls you beautiful, why is his representation NOT your next call? If he said "Fuck off" to me I'd propose! You bitches are crazy. Anyway, yeah she's pretty and stuff, but not too bright.


15. Orlando Bloom



Although he likes to fuck skeletons, he was Legolas. Did you hear me? HE. WAS. LEGOLAS. That gives him a lifetime worth of passes for making movies that will never measure up to Lord of the Rings, for not going permanently blond in honor of the best Trilogy of all time, and just about anything else from now until the end of time. He is SO pretty and he'd make a great bottom.

OK so who did I forget THIS time?

Happy Thanksgiving! Things I'm Thankful for: Wentworth Miller Edition

Thanksgiving is a very special day in the US of A and for all my non-American friends (which would be most of you) I will sum up the holiday thusly: Today we celebrate the Pilgrims' sit down meal with the Native Americans. It's really just a day to eat way too much, spend time with family and friends, maybe watch some football or movies and generally be together one day before the most popular shopping day of the year, Black Friday. It's called Black Friday because despite the fact that a company may be going bankrupt on Thanksgiving day, a good Black Friday haul can take them from red to black, just like that. One of the very few instances in the English language where the color black actually has a positive association. I did the Black Friday shopping thing one year in North Carolina and almost got security called on me by a power hungry queen for trying to take a Cabbage Patch doll for my niece off of the display before 5 am; Yes, it is really THAT SERIOUS people. I thought about smacking him but somehow, the thought of jail in the south didn't appeal to me. I did however manage to get all of the other items not available for sale until 5, put them in a cart covered with coats, and strategically navigate the store to avoid the employees' suspicious glares. When I don't sleep all night after coming from a club in which I had to run for my life several times and go back to my hotel room half drunk and change my clothes for power shopping, you bet your ass I'm gonna leave with every damn thing I came for, and I did. I say all that to say that normally, I stay the hell out of the stores on Black Friday. I mean unless you need electronics, there really is no point in going, but I had that one year and I will always have the memories...Of long lines, people running into stores like idiots trying to make sure they get one of the outrageously discounted electronics that were in limited supply, standing outside in the cold and generally being around people who are getting on my nerves. I hate people. Why do think I blog so much? That is an activity I can do alone, that's why.



You non-Americans aren't missing much, except a couple of days off of work and enough turkey to make sandwiches from now until Spring thaw. There is another tradition that unless you are watching a Thanksgiving special on TV, only exists in the arts and crafts projects of school kids, and that is giving thanks. When was the last time we had to make a list of the things we were thankful for? I mean past the age of 10...Yeah that's what I thought. So in the spirit of this holiday, and for the record, I'd celebrate ANY holiday that gets me off of work, I am going to do a little show and tell of what I'm thankful for, Wentworth Miller style. I'll be using pics collected almost exclusively from members of The Church. They do love their pic spam over there and I LOVE them for it. In fact, the rest of this post is going to be nothing but glorified pic spam, but I'm cool with that. Now for 20 the things I'm thankful for:


1. Wentworth Miller's Face

He has a perfect face that works every expression. Blue Steel, the smile, the brood, the angst, this face can do it all. Just look at those lips, the beautiful eyes, that jawline, shouldn't someone be sculpting this?

2. Wentworth Miller's Hands



I know that it is incredibly hard to concentrate on those long, slender fingers in this pic when he looks so ridiculously hot, but this is for the hand whores. Those of you with hand fetishes that scour pictures to see whether Went has had a manicure and who obsess about the shape of his hands. Wentworth has some fantastic fingers and fingers are for fingering...things...

3. Wentworth Miller's Feet



How often do those feet make an appearance? Not all that much! So this pic is all about the celebration of his feet. You foot fetish people are weird as hell, but this is for you! They're so...BIG...and you know what they say about big feet...

4. Wentworth Miller's Mole



There is a lovely mole on the left side of his face...and I want to lick it.

5. Wentworth Miller's Ass



My GOOOOOOOD, look at that ass! No really, LOOK at it. His ass is perfectly round. It's phenomenal.

6. Wentworth Miller's Wave



That regal wave says, "Although I am completely embarrassed right now, you still have permission to worship me." He is the hotness.

7. Wentworth Miller in Bondage



I like to see Went...restrained. Tie him up, handcuff him, just give me more Went in bondage. I can imagine the photoshoot right now...*drooling uncontrolably*

8. Wentworth Miller's Hair



Whether it's straight, curly, wavy, or shaved, his hair, like him, is hot. It doesn't even have to be on his head to be hot. Check out the belly hair...That. Is. Sexy. If you look closely, you can even see a bit peeking out of his armpit.

9. Wentworth Miller's Torso



Went has one of those swimmers bodies. Check out that torso. I just want to wrap my arms around it and cover it with soft kisses.

10. Wentworth Miller's Intellect



We know he's smart so we need more photoshoots of him with books. They could call it: Wentworth Miller, making reading sexy, one book at a time.

11. Wentworth Miller's Voice

His voice is audio porn. He doesn't even have to be using words as Keena's updated audio shows us. Enjoy it, over and over and over again. I know I did.

12. Wentworth Miller's Wit and Charm

One need only read or watch one of his interviews to realize just how dreamy Wentworth really is. When asked on Jimmy Kimmel if he would continue the tradition of naming the sons in his family Wentworth, he said "You know, I think enough is enough. I might give it to him as a middle name and the first name is like, Jimmy." That was SO cute. *fangirl sigh*

13. Wentworth Miller's Acting Ability



Check out the lip quiver. It's Dramatically Delicious!

14. Unphotoshopped Vintage Wentworth



Vintage Wentworth...No photoshop...No touching up...And still hot as hell.

15. Wentworth Miller's Fashion Sense



Whether it's his stylist or himself, the boy wears some shit that makes most of us raise our eyebrows. The thing is, his hotness ALWAYS overpowers his clothes. It's like a cosmic joke.

16. Wentworth Miller in a Tux



All dressed up, he always looks soooooo handsome. This is one of my top 5 favorite Went pics of all time. It's awesome.

17. Soaking Wet, Nearly Naked, Wentworth



Does this one REALLY require a comment?

18. Wentworth Miller in Black and White



In my very first post I called him King of the black and white photo. Things have not changed. There's something about Went in black and white that is just sexy on an astronomical level.

19. Wentworth Miller's Poses



Check out that spectacular lean. Whether it's hands on hips, hands on head, hip lean to the side, or straddling a chair, he nails it every time and always manages to give us the "Come Fuck Me" eyes.

20. Wentworth Miller's General Red-fucking-Hotness



How many people do you know that are walking around in an airport and are just NATURALLY this hot? No one but Went. Thank you beautiful man gods and Happy freaking Thanksgiving everyone! I'm going to go eat now...