Thursday, April 19, 2007

Wentworth Miller's Bean Pole Jeans Brochure

This post makes even less sense with no photos; You can thank Bean Pole for that.

The 2007 edition of Wentworth Miller is now on display in a showroom near you. For those of you that can't make it into your dealership, here is a handy brochure that will highlight all of the great features of each model.

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Let's start with the Extreme model (our most popular and expensive) in white (it also comes in black). As you can see, the killing green eyes and perfect jawline handle very well and will make those long rides to the country all the more enjoyable. (Wentworth Miller Extreme available to qualified buyers only; Limit one per customer).

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The Assless model features double the leg room and two extra cup holders. ($5000 rebate, All must go).

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The Official Homies model is one of a kind as you start with a blank stare and add all of the amenities yourself! (Features gold hood ornament, Not available to U.S. residents).

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The Wentworth Miller Sport comes with a cargo rack on the roof and fold down rear seats. (Balls included).

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This one is a special treat: The Premium Blue Steel model. It features chrome wheels, gear shift and accents. (Limited Edition, certain restrictions apply)

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The Utility hatch back model comes with more trunk room, seat position memory and extra wide arm rests. (See dealer for financing).

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The Unfluffed model (our most economical, save for the Assless), is a perfect choice for your very first vehicle. (Air conditioning available).


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