Tuesday, April 17, 2007

How Much is Wentworth Miller Worth?

I'm sure by now you've heard about the piece of lint shaped like Wentworth Miller that sold for over $570 on ebay. Look, it's even on the run! Somebody with a fantastic sense of humor and money to burn now owns this lovely piece of shit. It got me to thinking...How much is the real Wentworth Miller worth? Since google is my friend, I typed in "How much are you worth" and the first entry was this one. Now I took a few liberties and made quite a few things up (unfortunately I don't know his penis size so I gave him 9 inches b/c I'm just nice like that) but by my calculations, Wentworth Miller is worth exactly $2,642,890.

Worth every penny...