Friday, November 10, 2006

Complete Reversal of Yesterday's Post!

Wentworth Miller IS Gay! And apparently so is EVERYONE ELSE! Dear God...

According to sources on the internet every male movie star, rock star, TV star, comedian, artist, writer, TV host and performer is gay. It seems that someone posted on a bulletin board that their friend was at a party and saw every male celebrity in America flirting and acting gay with other men. It was further reported that someone's friend slept with all the male celebrities and that "everyone in the industry" knows that they are gay.

Fervent heterosexual activity by some males in the entertainment industry was dismissed with a wave of the hand. "Oh please!" declared the guy with the info. "Everyone knows that they are the biggest queens."