Prison Break Fin Del Camino 3/26 Live-blogging Recap

The return of Went Skywalker, or Wentakin, take your pick. Yes!

We begin with Linc shouting "Michael!" because as you may or may not know, they were on their own private boat to freedom and Michael's silly ass got off to go find T-bag and set things right, bless his do-gooding heart but...Dammit Michael! Linc checks Michael's Treo/Blackberry/doohickey and sees a message from Sucre telling Michael that T-bag is in Panama City at the Fin Del Camino hotel and asking if he wants to help him put T-bag away for good. How could Michael refuse a message like that from his one true love? MiSu baby!

At the hotel, old one hand McGee is throwing playing cards into his straw hat, licking out that tongue and looking at a crumpled up piece of paper with an address on it looking like he's waiting for something, but for what? T-bag walks out on to the balcony and then...We see him. Wentakin, hooded and sexy, looking up and reminiscing about the horror that is T-bag. I forgot he killed some of those people. Nice Montage. Went Skywalker notices T-bag looking over at a couple of men seated at a table at a nearby outdoor cafe. Michael eyes the men, some boys playing soccer, the trash can nearby and baby boy has a plan. Michael is so smart.

Mahone is in a cab riding down the Panama coast calling Pam again. Didn't they break up? Dude, stop stalking your ex-wife cuz it is so over! Well...maybe it isn't. He's telling her that all he has to do is just one more thing and he'll be out. He's asking if she'll still be there for him and she says "I'm not saying No..." Awww he looks so happy I almost want to root for him but wait! He's hunting Michael so screw him! Mahone radios to ask if his people are in position and it's the guys outside of T-bag's hotel. WTF is going on here? All of a sudden firecrackers go off in the trash can that Michael was watching earlier and the Feds reach for their guns. Michael observes but does nothing.

Later, a little kid comes up to him and asks him if that was good (setting off the firecrackers) and Michael pays him. Ummm but all of this was in Spanish. WENTWORTH MILLER WAS SPEAKING SPANISH AND IT WAS HOT. Wait, son tuyos? It's yours? OH MY FUCKING GOD HE SAID "IT'S YOURS." Let's rewind that. AGAIN! and AGAIN! and AGAIN! OK I have to stop doing that or I will never finish this. OK wait, just once more. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *fangirl sigh, melting inside, falling to the floor, slowly dying* And just when I think I can take no more, Sucre pops out...JACKPOT! Yes Amaury, you too Papi, get over here. And then out comes Bellick making me laugh. "Que pasa Scofield." AHAHAHAHA I love you Wade. Bellick accuses Michael of being in Panama City to try and get the money but Michael tells him all he wants is to see T-bag locked up again. "Dudley Freakin' Doright," AHAHAHA Bellick! Sucre tells Michael he didn't know he would be there and Michael tells him that he got the message he left for him. Sucre says he sent no message and asks for Michael's help getting the money so Bellick will release Maricruz. OK let's watch Went speak Spanish again, and again, and again...

This is as far as I got with the recap. I think it was the Spanish. I'll try again tomorrow. Goodnight!

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Prison Break Panama Recap

I didn't do a recap of this one yet as the episode didn't have my full attention but what did catch my eye was this:



That's all the tat I get? Seriously? Excuse me while I throw things...

My face right now:



Thanks mink!

Jared has something for you!

Prison Break Sweet Caroline Recap

OK so no recap yet...I fell asleep. It'll be up later. For now I will just say, I thought I wanted to know what was on that tape but now I've changed my mind. I would like to un-know it.

*Sideshow Bob shudder*

Prison Break Wash 2/26 Live-Blogging Bitchy Recap

Late as hell, here is the recap for Wash. WARNING: I was in a bad mood.
***SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS***

That's what I'm talking about. First shot is of Wentworth Miller. Mmmmmm Wentworth. We can see the tape is playing but we can't hear anything. Sara says "Oh My God." OK I'd like to hear the tape too you know. What is this, the new what is Big's real name conspiracy? Am I going to hear the tape in the last episode of the show? What is on the fucking tape? And why does it look like someone faded Went's hair too much on one side? Maybe it's the lighting. I need a nap.

Mahone is red xing the con's pictures and reminding the FBI, and us, who is left to catch/kill. Yeah like I don't remember but it's oddly calming to see Abruzzi's face again. I miss him. Bellick shows up mid-speech looking for his reward money. Mahone takes him into his office and threatens the shit out him "If you ever come to my office again, not only will you never see the cash, you'll never see another sunrise." That's what I like to see baby! Mahone gives him his new assignment: Sucre.

Back to the three musketeers. They're trying to figure out what to do with the tape. Linc is yelling again. They decide they need to call Jane, Aldo's bud, the one watching LJ. Formerly head-butt girl. I am just learning her name.

Kellerman is buying a sniper rifle, lol, he's gonna do some killin. I love you Kellerman. The car trunk rifle salesman tells him that the rifle has been tampered with to fool ballistics and the serial numbers have been removed in case he won't be shooting at tin cans and Kellerman says "No I'm hunting bigger game than that." *chuckling* Then Kellerman kills the salesman. Someone should really count how many people have died in this show. I'd like to see that figure.

Awww look at the glimpses of Season 1 Michael in the credits. So cute.

Marky Mark's new movie might be kind of good but I don't know if I'd pay for it. The new Mac and PC commercial is funny as usual and not just b/c I'm an Apple whore. The Wedding Bells? They make some dumb ass shows. Finally PB is back; I fucking hate commercials.

C-Note is posting on europerangoldfinch.net trying to get Mike to contact him. Mahone is getting impatient. Does C-Note really think Mike gives a flying fuck about him? Now if it was Sucre, he'd come through.

A phone rings and LJ picks up. Linc is calling and he's being all fatherly. See I want to see more of this Dom. Linc is telling him it's almost over and he can come get him but LJ just wants to stay where he is and have a somewhat normal life. Linc is hurt. Awww, good acting Dom!

T-bag has shown up at a Psychiatrist's office. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Jane gave them a name: Cooper Green and Michael calls. He gets a secretary that tells him Cooper isn't available until he drops Aldo's name. Oh Went you have such a sexy voice I can't concentrate. The secretary connects the call to Cooper and Mike sets up a meeting. Sara says good luck and holds his hand, I know MiSa is squeeing but I am not feeling the sexual tension AT ALL. I have better chemistry with my cat. Don't you want him Sara? *singing* Don't you want him ohhhhhhhhh!

Sara goes to her Dad's grave and the guy she called (way back when) at the beginning of the season for help at the payphone (right before the other lady who looked like her was shot dead in a pretty awesome drive-by scene) just happens to be there. He's been waiting for her to show up. He didn't tip anyone off and he wants Sara to trust him.

Bellick is back to talk to Sucre's cousin again but not to threaten this time. He is offering a transfer to a minimum security prison for Sucre's location. Seriously Sucre, you're hot and all, but that new prison looks tight. I think you're toast.

Sucre and Maricruz are pulling up to his Aunt's house. Awww the happiness. I want Sucre to get away.

T-bag is spilling his guts and he's weepy. Awww T-bag. And here it comes: He didn't really plan to talk to him once he got into his office. He saw an ad with his face on it at the bus stop and thought they looked similar. He wants his identity and now he's bludgeoning him to death.

I might see Premonition and Black Snake Moan is a definite must see. I'm such a movie whore. OK enough with the fucking commercials. Are you smarter than a 5th grader, lol. Probably not...

Cooper Green goes to answer the ringing payphone and it's Linc. Linc tells him to toss his suit jacket in the trash. Then he tells him to be at the phone on the other side of the park in 4 minutes. Cooper starts to run and Linc spots a tail and calls Michael. Linc tells him to get into the fountain. It's so good to see Michael's beautiful brain working again. We know this is all his doing. After Cooper gets out of the fountain a kid walks up to him and hands him a phone. He says someone paid him $20 to give the phone to first wet guy he sees. If brains were penises...Michael's brain is so hot. Cooper answers the phone and Linc tells him to go into the building and stay on the phone for instructions. One of the men following him answers his phone and it's Kim. The guy tells Kim where they are and that they have people around back. Fucking Kim.That's why your face is fucked up. Kim immediately calls Mahone to tell him where to go to get Michael and then tells him he can get rid of C-Note. Awww C-Note.

Mahone tells C-Note that he's a good man and a good father but he doesn't need him anymore and that he will still make sure that his wife stays out of jail and that his daughter is cared for as long as he does what he asks.

"I'm gonna keep my promise to you and I'm gonna help your family but I'm gonna need your help too and this is something that you're not gonna wanna do and I don't want you to do this but I need you to do this and if you don't I will have Kacee arrested again and I will have Dede's medical care stopped and I will hate myself and it'll make me sick but I swear to God I will ruin their lives don't make me."

Holy Shit Fitchner! Fantastic delivery. C-Note wants to know what the hell he's talking about. "Later today you'll get a package from me, I want you to use it." Mahone walks out with C-Note screaming after him wanting to know what's in the package. Good scene.

Linc is still giving Cooper directions. Cooper, that's a stupid name. Cooper is in the basement now.

Sara is with her dad's old friend and he takes her to Cooper Green. Wait what?

The man who says that he's Copper Green is walking into the room that Michael's in as Sara frantically calls Linc to tell him that the man Michael is with is not Cooper Green! SUSPENSE!

Fucking commercials. Yay 24 is next!

Linc is running like hell to get to Michael. Faux Cooper Green is trying to coax the tape away from Michael but Michael is still questioning him. FCG says he's asthmatic and needs to get back to the car. He's trying to rush him and it works. By the time Linc gets to the room they were in, they're gone. Michael tells FCG that his mom was an asthmatic and asks what he uses in his inhaler and FCG is getting tired of the questions. Mike tells him this is the last one. FCG picks one of the three choices and it looks like it was right as they start to walk on but wait! AHAHAHAHHA it was wrong and Mike is kicking ass again. He falls behind him just enough to ram his head into a wall and then he kicks him. Oh Went I love it when you're violent. *cackling* Here comes Linc right on time.

T-bag is buying a ticket to Bangkok. Why the fuck is he going to Bangkok? There are no direct flights, he will have to connect. His bag with the 5 mil in it is over the carry on weight limit so he has to check it...Uh Oh. As it sails down the conveyor belt, I wonder if we'll ever see it again.

Kellerman is fingering some ammo...Mmmm sexy. He walks into an office to see his sister Christine and it's Maggie from Six Feet Under! I miss SFU *sniff* They get to talking about family and we hear about his horrible family life. He says his father was dead way before his funeral and it was only a formality and that just b/c a woman spits you out her crotch doesn't make her your mother and he calls his mom insane. Wow Paul. Why are you so hot to me right now? Christine is hurt that he left her at 18 and he tells her he's sorry and that he thinks of her everyday. "I'm not the brother you remember." He says he doesn't know the difference between good or bad anymore and that he has to do something that a lot of people are going to think is horrible and he just wants her to remember the brother she grew up with. "You're my sister Christine; I love you." *tears* Awww Kellerman.

Mahone catches up with FCG and he's holding an ice pack to his face. AHAHAHAHA Mahone calls Kim to tell him that the brothers are gone. Mahone is starting to ask questions. He wants to know why the hell they would be 15 min from the prison they escaped from trying to see someone from the Attorney General's Office. Kim is trying to insinuate that they may be after the President and wants to know what his point is and Mahone says "Burrows is innocent?" Uh Mahone, ya think? Kim says "No one is truly innocent and he should know that." Someone please off Kimmy already.

There is a knock at the hotel door and it's Sara with the real Cooper Green. Nice going Sara.

C-Note is receiving his package. He opens it and inside is a rope. Holy Shit.

Commercial for 300. Yeah baby, 300 and Paley in the same day. I'll already have cum in my panties by the time I see Went from this movie. Yes, I am a geek.

Sucre and Maricruz are in bed. Mmmmm sexy Amaury is shirtless. Sucre feels the baby move. You know, I suspend my disbelief constantly for this show. Sucre, you did not feel the fucking baby move. She's like -2 weeks pregnant and her belly is as flat as the desk I'm typing on. *throwing things at the TV* He's lucky he's cute. Sucre says he's going to be the Capt. of the soccer team. Maricruz says he's gonna have books. Hold up, how do they know it's a boy?

On the plane, Bellick is in coach asking for a meal while T-bag is in first class asking for more champagne. They're on the same plane!

Kacee is visiting C-Note. He wants to know if she forgives him and then starts reminiscing about Dede. Tell Dede she means everything to me and that I'm sorry no matter what. He's crying; I'm crying. This is so sad.

Kellerman is rockin the hell out of that suit and flashing his badge. He kills the secret service agent in his way and sets up his rifle.

Mahone is retracing the steps that FCG took on his get to Michael adventure. OK we all know he's going to figure out where they're staying in like 5 seconds and he does! Surprise Surprise. *rolling eyes*

Cooper Green is ready to help until he realizes the date stamp on the memory key is the date the convo was copied not when the conversation took place so it won't hold up in court.

Mahone is at the hotel and he holds up the pictures of the brothers but they haven't seen them. He holds up Sara's picture and gets the room number.

Cooper Green suggests they blackmail the Pres with the tape. LOL

C-Note has the rope around his neck and says, I love you, as he steps off the bed. *covering eyes* Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's over. I need a drink.

Prison Break Bad Blood 2/19 Live-Blogging Recap

***SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS***

Alrighty, here we go...

Sara and Michael are in the cigar club now. Sara opens the door to the room with the lock boxes and the manager stops her just as she is about to open the box. "Ms. Tancredi..." DAMMIT! Sara starts to walk away fast and Michael joins her as he sensed danger. Apparently Michael is the new Legolas. They dart through the kitchen and out the back just as the cops pull up. Good save but alas, they didn't get into the box.

Mahone is flying into Minnesota since some jackasses from the diner have turned C-Note in, BITCHES! Mahone has a cute convo with his kid who is still in the hospital and then his other line rings in. It's the FBI briefing him on C-Note's daughter being sick. They're going to alert the hospitals. Looks like C-Note's time on the run is almost up. Mahone buys a Get Well bear at the gift shop.

Michael and Sara get back into the car to tell Kellerman and Linc that they failed but Michael snagged some sort of roster of members before they ran out. The old Warden, Pope, is a member and they're going to go try and get his help. Sara knocks on the door. "Sir, Please I just need 5 minutes. After that if you want us to, we'll leave."
Pope: "Who's us?"
And now it's happening: That has got the be, THE SEXIEST ENTRANCE EVER FILMED. Wentworth, WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME? WHY?!!!!!!! Holy Fucking Shit he looks hot and that Blue Fucking Steel could melt fire...yes MELT FIRE. I know that made no sense but FUCK!

Pope is angry and Mike is looking sexy. I'm sorry, that's all I can see is sexy sexy Wentworth.

T-bag and fam are still driving and Susan is inquiring about their destination when they finally pull up to a house that has been graffitied within an inch of its life. Turns out it's where T-bag grew up. I can totally picture it.

Sucre is still driving down the road in that vintage blue buggy and of course, it breaks down on him. Along comes a car...He's saved! Where you goin Sucre, the airport? Me too! Hop in! OK! Just say all that in Spanish and you get the idea. The guy that picked him up starts talking into a walkie talkie, turns out he's airport security on his way to help apprehend the American fugitive who is flying in today. Sucre puts on his hat and pulls it down. AHAHAHAHAHA!

C-Note is trying to get seen at a hospital but with no insurance card or license, the bitchy little secretary is refusing him. C-Note wants to see the supervisor. Off in the distance a security cam records the whole argument.

Pope is not being cooperative. He's chewing Mike out for lying to him, using him and ruining his life. Mike is trying to explain but Pope is not having it. He's gonna call the cops! Mike says, "I'm sorry but I can't let you do that." Holy fucking shit Went has a gun in his hand again. Wentworth Miller looks SO FUCKING SEXY with a gun. I'm only 13 minutes into this episode and I've already creamed my panties twice...You know who I blame this on? Mama Bear and her damn fiction.

Oooo! 300 commercial. Man, this movie is going to fucking ROCK and I'll see it while I'm in L.A. stalking Went...Hey Wentworth, Wanna see a movie with me? *grin*

Mike is still pointing the gun. "I'm not the man you think I am." God Went looks hot. Sara is being helpful, telling Pope that he's telling the truth. Pope puts down the phone but is not convinced until Mike puts down the gun. Awww Michael.

C-Note is arguing with the Supervisor now and she tells him "This is a hospital, not a homeless shelter." C-Note is hurt but he is leaving and just as he does, Mahone is pulling up. C-Note picks Dede up and runs while Mahone pursues him like the monster in a horror movie, walking at a snails pace and still he catches him just as he steps onto the back door of a bus. C-Note tries to tell Dede to let him go but she won't and the doors close. Mahone will not shoot with the girl in his arms. Mahone is a good guy. Awww Mahone.

Pope and Mike still talking. Pope still not budging. Mike offers him a deal but we don't know what it is.

Back at the house of horrors, T-bag is walking the family into a dump and surveying the house he grew up in, in disgust. The inside is full of graffiti too. He finds an old dictionary and starts to have flashbacks from his childhood. I have a feeling this isn't going to be good. Susan is trying to talk to him but he is in a trance, recalling his father and friends sitting around the living room. T-Bag's Dad is getting joked for being dumb. "It runs in the genes," the friend says. His dad tells the friend to pick a word and young Teddy will give 10 synonyms for the word and he does it! On command! He's smart! "My boy's gonna be President." OK now that we know something good about T-bag, now how did it go so horribly wrong...I don't have to wait long for my answer. I will not describe this scene as it gave me the creeps in only the way that someone who still has nightmares about Sleepers can get the creeps. Suffice it to say that T-bag was sexually abused. I had to cover my eyes...

Kellerman and Linc are on the roof of the building across the street watching the club. Linc is a little pissed off about Paul trying to kill him but he's being civil and wow does Dom look hot. Kellerman said he was just following orders and is making sense about how he sees this ending badly for all of them and even implying that Linc never should have involved his brother the way he has. Linc teases Kellerman about his love for the President and Kellerman tells him he could never understand and goes on about how if he's going down, the company and the Prez are going down. Linc says "She must have really broken your heart Paul," with a smirk on his face. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dammit, Mr. Kim is getting word that Sara was at the club in Chicago and he tells them to fire up the jet! FUCKING KIM!

Sucre got to the airport OK and is parting ways with the security guy and right after he walks away, security guy gets the memo with Sucre's face on it. "He's here!" He says in Spanish. DAMMIT!

Oooo! Commercial for new Jim Carey movie. That looks good too. Must go see.
New Mac and PC commercial making fun of Vista...LMAO

Maricruz and sis are at the terminal. Maricruz thinks Sucre's gonna show, the sis does not...and here he comes! AHHHHHHH Reunion! They kiss! Awwww! I love them! But now they have to run. They run to a taxi and jet out of there and then they kiss some more. Awwww!

Pope is gonna do it. He's going to help. Yay! And then: Oh shit, MiSa is squeeing again.

Linc calls Mike to say Pope just walked in. Pope gets in, gets the thumb drive out of the box and pulls it all off without a hitch! NICE! He even borrows the laptop of a member to check out the drive.

T-bag is cleaning up the house. The children are terrified and Susan tells him to look at them. He puts them in a room so he can talk to Susan alone and makes a heartfelt speech about how he just wants her to understand him and try to love him. I swear a transcript could not do this scene justice. I ache for T-bag, truly. This is so sad. She tells him she can not love him and he gets that homicidal look in his eye...Cut to Susan pleading from the inside of some sort of cellar looking place and T-bag staring at an axe. Oh fuck...

C-Note walks into a clinic that looks like it's full of crackheads and has to physically go find and bribe the doctor who himself looks skeevy. Oh no please, I don't want my Dede treated here C-Note! But he's desperate. She's getting sicker.

Linc, Michael and Sara are getting worried. Pope has been in there too long and just then here he comes but as he walks out, up walks Kim. GOD DAMMIT!

Kim is threatening Pope and wants whatever it is he took from the club. Kellerman recognizes him from the roof and he and Linc run down to intervene. A henchman gets out of Kim's car and opens the door for Pope to get in...Mike starts up the car. AHAHAHAHA! He's gonna run him down! Boom! Mike slams into Kim but he only knocks him out of the way. Kim reaches for his gun just as Linc walks up and kicks it out of his hand. The henchman trains the gun on Michael JUST as Kellerman shoots him in the back of the head. Meanwhile, Linc is kicking Kim's ass. AHAHAHA! Dom is so good at kicking ass. OK time to go, Linc gets into the car and Kellerman reaches for the handle but Sara locks the door! AHAHAHAHA! Kellerman can't get in! Michael pulls off since sirens are approaching and Kellerman is on his own once again and runs away.

At the house of horrors, the cellar door is opening and Susan and her kids are bracing themselves for what's coming but it's the cops. Susan says "But no one knew we were here..." and the cop tells her they got a call of a hostage situation. Cut to a cellphone on the ground and the sound of crying...It's T-bag. Oh man fuck, he just wanted to be loved...*tears*

Back at the crackhead hospital, the psycho doctor is going to stick something in Dede's neck...NOOOOO don't let him do it C-Note! Yes! C-Note says no to the Dr. and they leave.

Michael is dropping Pope off and now it's time to hold up his end of the deal. HE TOLD POPE HE WOULD TURN HIMSELF IN! Linc is pissed, Sara didn't know but she should totally look more broken up about this. Pope tells them he listened to what was on the drive and that Michael can go. Awww Pope, you still love Michael like a son.

C-Note is carrying Dede now and she's getting worse. Oh no, now he's crying. No C-Note I hate it when you cry! *tears* There's a payphone nearby. He calls Mahone to turn himself in. He wants to make a deal. He wants his wife out of jail to take care of Dede but Mahone doesn't see why he should deal. C-Note tells him he has something he needs. Cut to the hospital, Mahone is putting the get well bear under Dede's arm as she sleeps...Awww Mahone. He tells C-note that his wife was released an hour ago. C-Note promises him Scofield. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!

Mike, Linc and Sara are all huddled around a laptop. Michael inserts the thumb drive aaaaaaaand...Fade to Black. THE END.

Prison Break Chicago 2/5 Recap

THIS MAY VERY WELL BE THE BEST PRISON BREAK EPISODE I HAVE EVER SEEN. WARNING: TONIGHT'S EPISODE MAY RUIN YOUR CHANCES OF EVER ENJOYING ANOTHER TV SHOW EVER AGAIN, EVER.

****SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS****

We begin in the train station and Sara is getting off the train. She locks eyes with Michael. Oh god Went looks hot! Sara walks over to him as Kellerman takes a call from the President not far away and they hug. Michael does that closed eye thing and looks like he's trying breathe her in. Oh Goddess help me if Went ever did that to me! Oh man, is the fangirl in me going to be able to get through this scene without talking about how cute Went looks and how perfect he is every other sentence? You know what? This is Wet For Went, it's what I do. If I want to gush I damn well will and oh is this shit so very gushworthy. That lucky fucking bitch Sarah Wayne Callies got to lay her face up in the nape of that neck. Oh GOD! I. might. have. a. stroke. *swoon* They pull away, Mike gives this ridiculously cute little smile and she touches her hair all self-conscious and says "Yeah well," and gives a little laugh. S.O.S. I need help. I need help! I think I'm climbing on board the MiSa ship. RED ALERT! Somebody stop me! PLEASE! STOP ME! It's too late! I'm on board! I'm fucking on board! Who could deny all of this ridiculous cuteness. Oh man...The President is still trying to coax Kellerman back in as Michael and Sara have a little chat with Linc standing a little ways away doing his best incognito look with his hat down low and looking hot while doing it I might add. The President tells Kellerman she's speaking in Chicago and that it can all go away if he'll just bring the brothers in. Kellerman is questionable; This does not look good. Sara shows Mike the key and he tells her he doesn't know what it unlocks and then says "but ah, Sara we've got someone working with us now." Sara turns her head and a few yards away sees Kellerman. I can't wait for Mike to kick some ass.

T-bag is waking up next to Susan "Good Morning Sunshine." LMAO Is it healthy that I love a rapist murdering bastard this much? Even a fictional one? I think I need help with that too. He offers to go wake up the kids but she insists on doing it. He takes a knife out of the nightstand and walks over to her with it, picks up the pillow, to reveal the rope he has tied araound her hands; The other side is tied to the headboard frame, lol. Kinky T-bag! He offers to put some cream on her ropeburn...no actual cream people this is network TV. She brings him back to reality by mentioning work and school and telling him that people will start looking for them, for example, some lady that's supposed to come over later. T-bag smiles and says "It's no trouble, no trouble at all."

Back to the train station, oh yes. They are all meeting up and Kellerman says "Hi Sara, what's done is done. We all want the same thing," and the next minute he is up against the wall with Linc holding his arm so he can't get away and Mike's hands wrapped around his throat. OH YEAH! Quotes will not do this scene justice. MUST. POST. AUDIO. CLIPS. LATER.

Mike: "You didn't tell us you left her to die."

Kellerman: "I was scaring her, I was gonna pull her out." <=== while being choked AHAHAHAHA!

Sara standing back watching the boys fight for her honor says "No, you left me there to drown."

Mike: "I wonder how long you can hold your breath. Mabe we should find out." BRILLIANT!

Kellerman can barely talk now: "You need me and you know it. You need me. You need me."

Mike releases him. I think I just came.

Sara: "Why, Why do we need him? We have the key. We'll find out what it's for."

Kellerman catches a glimpse of it around her neck: "I can tell you what what that key's for right now. It's to a private cigar club."

Linc: "Where?"

Kellerman: "Chicago."

UH OH! Mike might pay for that! *Intense look from Went* Oh Wentworth, you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind hey Wentworth. Hey Wentworth. Roll Credits...I can't breathe already and the episode hasn't even started yet! Oh Lord!

Haywire is touching up the raft talking to the dog. "We have to hurry Larry, I did a bad thing. A very bad thing."

Meanwhile, the FBI has gotten wind of the murder Haywire just committed and Mahone is fighting with that weasel again. Mahone asks him "Are you not following direct orders now?" and he says "Oh I'm following direct orders sir, I'm just not following them from you. Everything goes through Headquarters now." Seriously, Mahone should just kill this dude. He is pissing me off. No one fucks with THE Mahone. No one. Mr. Kim is doing his hourly threatening and calls Mahone to tell him to kill Haywire when he finds him.

Kellerman is talking to the train ticket taker or whoever and tells him he is transporting a fugitive to Chicago and that he needs a car clear. Mike has a coat over his hands to appear handcuffed. Sara and Linc are off waiting for the car to be ready. Linc tells her he's sorry she got involved and thanks her for helping them. He tells her it's gonna be alright and touches her arm in a brother-in-lawly way. Car's clear. Sara and Linc hop on. Kellerman says they'll be in Chicago is 5 hours and they can get some rest...Like anybody is gonna sleep around him, lol. Mike asks Sara is she's OK...Awwwwww.

Mahone is going to see Bellick again. Turns out Mahone couldn't get him transferred b/c the new Warden is no nonsense. Mahone seems to think he can use Bellick but asked about his tracking skills first recalling how he found Mike and Linc through Nika and T-bag through following Susan, lol, Bellick says "Yeah, and I blow my nose with my right hand and I wipe my ass with my left, what of it." Oh Bellick, this is why I love you. Mahone offers him freedom for finding the cons unofficially. Apparently they can find some constitutional violations in his prosecution and set him free.

Mahone: "I need a junkyard dog who's willing to do the ugly things it takes to bring a con to justice. Are you my dog Brad?"

Bellick: "Damn hell yeah I am." AHAHAHAHAHA!

Back at the T-bag residence, T-bag's sexy ass is charming the pants off of their guest all cookin and shit. I love him. The son tries to pull a fast one and tells her she should see the new bike Teddy bought him that's in the garage, lol. Did he think he would get away with that? T-bag gets that shit under control and the kid sits his punk ass down. Don't fuck with the Chuck kid. Just don't.

On the train, Paul is looking smug, Linc is asleep but even asleep, he's looking like he's gonna kill someone as usual, Mike is staring out the window looking beautiful (Oh Went! *dies*) and Sara is having flashbacks of all of Kellerman's deception and her almost murder. She glances over at Linc with his eyes closed and gets Michael's attention and asks if there is anywhere she can get water. Like the gentleman he is, he offers to go and get it for her. After he leaves the car, she gets up and walks to the back of the car and as she walks by Kellerman says "It was never personal Sara; War never is." She says, "yeah," gets by, stands behind him and takes out some material from who knows where (her coat maybe) and starts strangling his bitch ass with it. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! GO SARA! SARA! SARA! SARA! SARA! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Linc wakes up to the sound of Kellerman choking and to the crazy fucking look on Sara's face as she enjoys every minute of it. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Linc goes over to her and says "Sara back up," but doesn't dare put his hands on his brothers' woman. You're a good man Linc. Michael walks in just in time and grabs her from behind. Wait...He...grabs...her...from...behind. I know it's to stop her from killing Kellerman and all but oh man. Whew! What was I saying? OK so he is STILL holding her from behind (I'm dying inside) while she tries to lunge at Kellerman and he says "Settle down." You talkin to me Went cuz I don't think that's possible. Where was I? Oh yes, Kellerman is wheezing and coughing, LOL and tells her she only gets one of those as he tries to get his hands on her but Linc holds him back. AHAHAHAHA! It's Mayhem! Just then, there's a knock on the car door. It's the train ticket taker or whatever checking out what is going on b/c the guys sitting near the door reported a fight in their car. "Do I need to notify the police?" There's always one nosy fucker that wants to ruin it for everybody. Shut up train ticket taker! Kellerman basically tells them all to mind their own damn business and closes the door, lol. He walks back over to Party of Three over there and says "Just so we're all clear, if she tries that again." but he doesn't get to finish that sentence b/c Mike does it for him: "You'll do what?" he asks looking like he's ready to kick some ass. AHAHAHAHAHA! Linc says, "Just stay on the other side of the car." AHAHAHAHA! I love it. Imaginary line Paul! Don't cross it! Sara gets up to leave and says "It wasn't personal Paul," laced with disgust. Oh Sara, Am I in love with you too? Paul laughs. I'm laughing too but not WITH you Paul!

Bellick is walking out of jail to the parking lot and the vehicle Mahone left there for him complete with gun, badge and file on Haywire. Bellick is gonna fuck somebody up.

Back at the T-bag residence their guest is leaving and just loves her some T-bag. She loves him so much she suggests they host the weekly book club there this week. When she leaves T-bag looks exhausted. This shit is not gonna work. He tells everyone to pack their bags; They're moving. Next we see them driving down the street with T-bag's crazy ass looking happy and using hand signals with his bad hand, lol. He is so crazy.

Meanwhile C-Note and Dee Dee are in a diner and Dee Dee isn't eating. She doesn't feel well. Cut to the bathroom, looks like the kid had to throw up. Poor baby! C-Note is going to get her out of there but just as he goes for the door, a hopped up robber pulls a gun to stick the place up.

Sara has locked herself away in the bathroom. Michael knocks on the door but she wants to be alone. The brothers are plotting now wondering when they can dump Kellerman and if what they find will clear them. Kellerman excuses himself to call the President. He wants to know exactly how she's going to make things right. She offers him Chief of Staff and he says he'll meet her in Chicago.

The hopped up robber is collecting money but thinks C-Note looks a little short. C-Note explains that is all he has. The junkie robber turns to the woman behind the counter and a man tries to sneak up behind him to take him out but instead takes a pistol whipping to the face. C-Note sees the robber is freaked and tries to help the robbery along but suggesting the woman behind the counter lock the door put up the closed sign and everyone move to the other side of the room. C-Note is trying to get out of there.

Mike goes to check on Sara again but this time she tells him to come in, he does and closes the door behind him. Here it comes. She's talking about what a mess her life is...Girl please. Look who you're sitting in a car with! Michael says faith keeps him going. She says 2 things are keeping her going, she wants to find the people who killed her Dad and in so many words, her love for him. He grabs her face and kisses her. He smooths her hair and kisses her some more. He pulls back and gives her the "Is this OK?" mixed with the "I want you" look as she holds his face gently. She smiles, yeah I'd smile too you lucky fucking bitch. She grabs his face with both hands now still gently, and they kiss again. They pull back again and she gives him the "oh yeah" look and he backs her up against the mirror. She reaches both arms around his neck tightly, they're getting into it now. This is getting hot. The train jerks and there's the interruption! I knew it! GOD DAMMIT! It was just getting really good! Michael and Sara flee from the bathroom to find out what's going on. Up ahead there's a road block on the tracks with 4 police cars and cops with rifles. Oh shit!

They try to get to the front car. but it's locked. Linc goes outside the train, crawls up the ladder, runs across the top of the train to get into the car with the conductor. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LINC! He pulls a gun on him and unlocks the door from the inside so that Mike, Sara and Kellerman can come in. Linc commands him to ram the barracade. That's what I'm talkin about! AHAHAHAHA! Awesome.

Bellick is rehearsing his new Federal title in the car before he gets out to go lean on the teenage girl who is newly emancipated, lol. He tells her that her story is a load of crap and threatens her. She caves and tells Bellick where Haywire's raft is. Bellick tells Mahone and Mahone is on the way.

On the train, they are trying to figure out what to do since cops will undoubtedly be waiting at the next train station. Linc suggests they jump. Michael tells him he's right.

Back at the diner the robbery is almost over except the robber wants everyone in the storage room until the cops arrive. C-Note admits to being on the run and pleads for the robber to let him take his sick daughter and go as he is her only means of support but before he can leave, junkie robber grabs the girl he's had his eye on (the one that was behind he counter). C-Note knows he's gonna rape her and he can't live with himself. He has Dee Dee waiting by the door and he goes back in to try and talk him out of it. The robber is insistant and C-Note has had just about enough of this and kicks the guys ass and breaks his arm in a VERY painful looking way. OUCH! GO C-NOTE! He's ready to leave now but the cops are pulling up. OH NO! The cops are in the diner now. They ask who took the robber out and the guy who got pistol whipped earlier takes responsibility while C-Note is nowhere to be found...That's b/c the woman he just saved is letting him and Dee Dee out the back. He thanks her. I'm crying.

Meanwhile Bellick found Haywire and yells for him not to move, lol. Of course he runs but not before he tells the dog to. Oh yeah that's really what you should be worried about you nut.

The conductor is radioing in to the police that the cons are jumping from the train and gives them the exact location. DAMMIT! The cops are in hot pursuit complete with dogs and guns and a helicopter. Everybody is running like hell, but they're too close, OH NO! They have them surrounded. Don't shoot, someone yells...Hey that's not them! Flashback time! Linc and the boys dressed up some passengers, threw them off the train and told them to run or they'd kill them, AHAHAHAHAH! Granted, this does not explain why they KEPT running once out of immediate danger but you know what? I don't care. BRILLIANT! Meanwhile, the party has made it safely to the next stop and off of the train before the cops who have finally figured out they've been duped try and get on to search the car. HEE HEE!

Bellick is chasing Haywire and poor Haywire has nowhere to go but up so he climbs up some water tower or something. Bellick calls Mahone to let him know that he has him trapped and Mahone is almost there.

Linc, Mike, Kellerman and Sara are in a parking lot somewhere trying car doors so they can steal a car. Mike walks by chewing gum. LOOK AT THE MOVEMENT OF THAT JAW. RED ALERT! WENT IS CHEWING GUM AND IT IS OH SO VERY SEXY. *swoon* Kellerman gets another call from the President and this is his chance to ask her how the hell the police could be on their tail unless she tipped them off...And then he remembers, Kim has not let him talk to President since he met him...Hey, maybe this isn't the President at all! She also keeps asking about Burrows and Scofield, What up with that? So he asks her where they spent his 35th birthday, she tries to get out of it and he tells her not to hang up. She insists she has to go and it's some woman on the other end with a voice changer mechanism on the phone! AHAHAHAHA! Kellerman tells her not to hang up and then tells her to tell Kim he just screwed up big time. Kim looks worried. AHAHAHAH! I think Kellerman is permanently anti-govt now! Yes!

Mahone pulls up to a circus complete with police pulling up. Mahone can't off him like this. He pulls his badge, gets on the ladder, takes one of those happy pills and goes on up. He tries to talk Haywire down but I think anyone watching is feeling what is coming. Haywire says he doesn't want to go to prison, he just wants to go to Holland. Poor mentally disabled Haywire. I WILL CRY. PLEASE NO. PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME! Mahone tells him he doesn't have to go back to Prison but that he can't go to Holland. He tells him there's a way out. He's talking him into suicide! Oh GOD no!

Flash to Kellerman and company and he is offering to go into the cigar club since he is the only one that is not a con. Turns out he wasn't lying about the club being in Chicago afterall! Mike asks Sara if she wants to go for a walk. Awww

Flash back to Haywire and Mahone. There's a way out he tells Haywire. Haywire is tired of running. He says he wants to go now and makes like he will jump. Mahone tells him he can. The tears are starting I can not take this. I can't. Oh Lord no PLEASE! He looks to Mahone for direction, Mahone says it's OK. Haywire climbs over the railing, I'm crying so hard now I can barely see, and he jumps. Haywire noooooooooo! *tears*

As he jumps, we're back with Mike and Sara. Michael says "Oh Sara, about before, me too." He said I love you too, but I can't enjoy it b/c Haywire is still falling and then he hits with a thud that makes Mahone wince and Bellick look away. Now he's laying at the bottom, blood coming out of his mouth, laying next to his picture of Holland that he was clutching as he fell. I'm bawling now. I'm wailing. This hurts man. This really hurts.

Prison Break The Message 1/29 Recap

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It's a FOX news break, no not a real one, it's one in the show. FOX is fucking vain. A faux Fox news break in a FOX TV show? Love the whole start at the end and then go back to the beginning thing though. Faux FOX news is playing a video. "My name is Lincoln Burrows and I'm innocent." Six hours earlier...

OK, Kellerman, Michael and Linc are still surrounded and although we were led to believe there was a back door to that motel room there is not. They're going to have to think of something. Kellerman is holding out his badge through the door to the cops and the media telling them to hold their fire. He brings the brothers out with their hands behind their backs as if they're handcuffed and then...Kellerman grabs the cameraman, Linc pulls his gun and Michael is demanding the reporter get him the keys to the cop cars. Oh yeah order them around Went; Force is hot.

Mahone is back at his FBI office pissed off at the lack of progress but now that superbrain is back at work I'm sure he'll be face to face with Michael by the end of the episode!

The boys areriding in the car with their hostage and they hear that the president will be in Denver, Colorado that afternoon. Michael tells Linc to pull over. He's ordering people around again...Must concentrate on show.

Ewww Bellick looks like shit and he's having nightmares and calling for the nurse. He comes to and a con sweeping up in the infirmary is there. He tells him that there are plenty more beatdowns where that one came from, lol. The con is hot. Everyone on Prison Break is hot..That or I'm horny.

The cameraman is spying on the boys talking, dammit boys stop planning in front of the hostage!

Yay! Mexico! That means Sucre! Ooooh Amaury looks hot. They're speaking sexy Spanish. I love Spanish. He's talking to an old man on the stereotypical multicolored Mexican bus with lots of people holding chickens in a cages. Dammit, Amaury is looking good. "What's in Ixtapa," the old man asks,"a woman?" "The woman," Sucre answers. Awwww. Look at that smile! Nice music for this scene.

LMAO Haywire is in a dumpster outside of a convenience store looking for raft supplies. Freakin nut. He needs more wood. Yes that's exactly what you need, wood and drugs, lots and lots of drugs. A couple of teenagers ask him to buy them some beer. He says yes. "You can even keep a beer for yourself," the boy says, but Haywire's dad used to drink so he doesn't drink. Somehow I see this meaning something later.

The camera man is walking back into his studio with a tape...

The tape is airing and everybody is watching. The FBI, Sara wherever she is, Mr. Kim...And of course he's freaking out. "Start a wildfire in Florida, find a storage unit full of Arabs..." He wants that story buried by a fabricated one if necessary. Hmmm, Art imitating life?

BEST COMMERCIAL I HAVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME LMAO. New Axe commercial. FUCKING HILARIOUS. Dom even has a commercial. He's telling people to be a mentor; Mama Bear is gonna love this.

Back in Mexico, the bus stops and the old man gets off and so does poor Sucre as he is getting put off of the bus because he didn't pay. With the cops nearby he can't argue with the driver and he looks lost. The old man offers him a place for the night if he will cook. The old man mentions he has a car; Sucre is in.

The FBI is still watching the 26 min long tape and Michael is outing Mahone. He says that Mahone murdered Shales and the agents look wide-eyed but Mahone just says "The guy's nuts" and walks away! LMAO He even looks innocent while saying it. Nice goin Bill!

Haywire is going to show the teenagers his raft. The boy of course thinks he's mad for thinking he will make it to Holland in that but the girl thinks he's sweet and thinks it's great he gets to just disappear. He notices a bruise on her arm and asks her about it. "My dad drinks too," she says. Haywire is going to go all Sling Blade on her dad; I'd bet money on it. She asks for her arm back but he doesn't let go fast enough. The boy rescues her and they leave.

Bellick is begging Sara's best nurse friend to let him stay another night in the infirmary. She agrees.

The camera man is being questioned and he recalls that "One of them said 450 miles in 6 hours." The FBI is on it immediately, drawing a radius of 450 miles around the general area they were in on a map. Mr. Kim calls in. Mahone recites possible cities and Kimmy stops him at Denver immediately because that's where the president will be. Mahone is back running the show now and thinks the president should be kept in the dark and used as bait. The sniveling little weasel below him disagrees and tells Mahone that he is being investigated by Internal Affairs. Mahone says "Then get a pen." LMAO I am loving Mahone more and more lately.

Kim is talking to the guy above him...The weird one that doesn't talk. Weird Mute writes something on a pad and holds it up as Kim suggests calling the President and letting her know what's going on.

Sucre and the old man are eating chicken. I like the old man. I like the Spanish and I like the music. I like it a lot. Amaury licked his upper lip. FUCK! The old man grabs the dishes and heads to bed as he tells Sucre where he can sleep. Sucre has no intention of sleeping, he's after those car keys so he can get to MariCruz. He's stealing the car...And he's gone.

The FBI have people analyzing the video the boys made. They conclude that they are lying. Flashback to Kellerman prepping Mike and Linc on how to make their body language say something completely different than what their words are saying. Back to the tape now...Morse code, eyes up, arms folded, this is hilarious. Michael is talking directly to Sara. Meanwhile she is rewatching it online and flipping through a book. She knows what he's saying although it means nothing to us...Yet.

Mahone, the superbrain, has caught on to the fact that the brothers are trying to fool them into thinking they are going after the President. Of course he did; He's a genius! "They're going after Sara Tancredi." Fucking Mahone! *shaking fist at Mahone*

Sucre is driving along and uh oh, here come the cops. They take him back to the old man but instead of charging him with theft, he gives him money for gas and tells the cops he loaned him the car. Oh man, I'm tearing up. "Find your girl, then find grace." *tears* Am I PMSing or what?

The FBI is reading up on Sara and her file proves she's boring. We knew that already. Mahone takes the file. Of course he will see what no one else does! He walks away fast after seeing it. Told you!

The boys are standing around now at some outside location at night. Linc is obsessed with the truth getting out and is checking the newspaper to see where their story is. It's not there but a story about how they shot a janitor in a motel is. Linc wants to talk to Michael alone so Kellerman walks away. Linc is wondering if Kellerman is only helping them to figure out what they know. Linc, you DO have a brain!

The teenage boy is dropping off the teenage girl and not even a minute after she walks in the house, abusive dad is laying into her trying to pick a fight. She walks away and he is about to go after her with a fire poker but gets attacked by Haywire instead. I have a feeling this is the sound of Haywire beating her dad to death.

Mahone goes to talk to nurse best friend about Sara because he needs a lead. He shows her the message from Michael but she doesn't know anything. He checks with Bellick instead. Bellick wants better accommodations to crack the code and Mahone agrees. Turns out all those references that sounded like nothing were chapters in the AA book. Michael must have been an Alcoholic in a former life...That or his research was WAY more thorough than we ever imagined. How did he know that?

The boys are still waiting for Sara in a secret location. All of a sudden "Michael Crane, please report to the front desk, you have a telephone call." Awww Crane. Mahone figured out from the AA book where they're meeting Sara now and is sending the cops. Michael runs in to take the call and it's Sara. Awww they're in love. I should post the phone call for the MiSa fans but...Nah. I don't like MiSa that much. OK maybe just a little:

Sara: "Michael back in Gila I was coming back to you, somebody grabbed me..."

Michael: "Did someone hurt you?" Oh Wentworth!

yadda yadda yadda

Michael: "Well we'll figure it out...Together." *melting*

Sara: "I like the sound of that." I bet you do!

Kellerman is getting a phone call and it's his lady love the President and she's making promises and playing on Kellermans' feelings for her and love for his job. She doesn't sound convincing to me but I'm not Kellerman; I'm not into cold hard bitches. The boys all get back in the car and Kellerman is driving but he looks...Different. Did she get to him? Oh man is he gonna turn on them? Dammit! THE END.

OK so someone twisted my arm...Here's the MiSa phone conversation. Thanks Wendy!

Prison Break John Doe Live Blogging Recap 1/22

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Here it is. Your first Prison Break recap for 2007.

Whoa there! Sexy, sexy Wentworth Miller...Must get back in Prison Break mode...So hard...So...Hard...OK, Michael Scofield...God he looks hot.

We begin with Kellerman, Linc and Michael running out of The Killing Box (why do I love that term so much). Wents' running form is much improved. VERY NICE WENT! And there's Mahone laying in the stairwell and his phone conveniently rings as a cop walks by. The cop finds him. "Get a Medic!" I knew they were not going to kill Mahone. The random cop answers the phone, It's Mr. Kim. He tells Kim that his boy is shot.

Kellerman, Linc and Michael are speeding away in a truck and as usual Michael, the brains of the operation, is asking all the questions "Why are you helping us?" A very good question Scofield but as he is questioning our torture-loving friend, Linc recalls being almost murdered by the guy (way way back when he is intentionally set free in Season 1) and hits him WHILE THEY ARE STILL DRIVING! Damn Linc, you trying to kill everyone? They pull over, get out and Linc pulls Kellermans' own gun on him and threatens to kill him but Kellerman knows where Terrence Steadman is: Can't kill him yet!

Credits rolling...Oh how I missed those credits. Commercial for 300 which is going to be mother fucking awesome. Comes out 2 days before my birthday, sweet. Midnight movie anyone?

Linc is still waiving the gun. That man is an animal. Kellerman says "You wanna keep running fine. You wanna be free, get in the car." Some sanity. They all get in.

HUGE black dude is threatening Bellick. Dessert for protection. I know he's a bastard and I even killed him off in a fake PB ep, but I am feeling sorry for him already. At least he's someone's dessert bitch and not their real one...Yet.

T-bag tells SusieQ he forgives her, how nice. Oh T-bag, come for me. We can have a family together. She tries to get him to leave with her but he says "There's not a white man's chance in Harlem you'd leave your children behind." LOL I love you T-bag. Susie never told the children about him being a murdering rapist lunatic. I wonder how long it will take them to get home...

Kellerman gets a call from Kim and lies his ass off. He doesn't seem pleased that Mahone is still alive but he moves on to the Michael and Linc are dead lie and that he is on his way to bury them. He's just biding his time to try and get to Steadman. Mike is cracking smart remarks while Linc is going all Incredible Hulk. Kellerman says "There's that winning personality. The one we knew would win over a jury." LOL, Ouch. Kellerman is a smart ass and...It's kind of hot. Why is everyone so hot this episode?

C-Note is still lying to his kid about how Mommy is fine and calls to check the status of her hearing. Things are not looking good. Poor Kacee.

Kellerman has arranged a plane ride for them to Montana. The brothers hop on, they have no choice.

Mahone is in the hospital recuperating. If the bullet entered 6 inches to the right, he'd be dead. Uh huh. It's threat time again. Mahone finish what you started or we'll tell everyone about Shales. Well Mahone gives them the (proverbial) finger and says he's quitting! He said he'll go to jail for it, he's out. It's about damn time.

Steadman may not be able to call anyone but he can sure as hell watch TV on that lovely LCD and run around insulting the agents guarding him when he's the one walking around in that ugly bathrobe wearing fake teeth.

It's time for Bellick to pay up and he brings the big black man the brownie for some protection like a good little boy but of course now the fee is 5 brownies and he needs 4 more. Bellick takes out a sock full of rocks (or something) and wails on him. LOL Nice going Bellick.

T-bag looks through the family photo album and discovers he's not there. Color him disappointed. Here come the children home from school, LOL, excellent. "Uncle Teddy!" AHAHAHAHA! Poor clueless children and powerless Susie. T-bag is here to stay.

Kim has been double crossed and now it's time to evacuate half-dressed Steadman before Kellerman can get to him but the boys have already landed and are already enroute. I think it's too late for you Kim. Car is pulling up...Supposed to be transport, but nope, It's Kellerman and the boys ready to kick some ass and kidnap Terrence. That Kellerman is a bad mutha...Shut yo mouth. He dropped those agents quick.

Mahone doesn't want to play ball? Well they'll make him play ball. Guess who's kid just got hit by a car and has a leg broken in 2 places? 3 guesses as to who's responsible for that...Here comes Kim's lackey to re-threaten Mahone and claim responsibility for the accident. I don't see this dude living past the end of the episode. Mahone don't play that.

Michael, Linc, Kellerman and Terrence are held up in a motel planning strategy. Now this is where it gets impressive. To make him disappear they took out Steadman's teeth, burned off his fingerprints, destroyed all of his DNA samples, raised his cheekbones and lowered his ears so that facial comparisons would prove he is a look-a-like...Now that's what I call thorough. Hole-in-one PB writers. One question though, if they can't prove it's him, what good is he to them? Kellerman's big idea is to wait out the road blocks and go to DC in a couple of days once everyone thinks they are far far away.

Meanwhile T-bag and family are watching cartoons. LOL Oh T-bag. Susan knocks over her water in an attempt to go get a rag but come back with her gun. Turns out T-bag already has it. What did she think that she was smarter than him? The son has a trick up his sleeve though and hears T-bag getting loud with his mother eventhough he's whispering and when T-bag turns around, he catches a skateboard in the face. That is not enough to stop him though dear boy, sorry.

Looks like the dude Bellick beat down, has night guard connections. The night guards apparently aren't too fond of Bellick so someone's going to get hurt. Bradley is getting cat called under cover of night and hallucinating. "I ain't scared of you," he yells as his cell door opens automatically and Avacado tells him to start praying....Poor Bellick.

Mac and PC commercial. I like these. Yay Macs!

Linc is going ape shit again, this time on Steadman. Veronica bit the dust and he thinks Terrence should die for that. *nodding head* Oh Linc, I agree. Too bad he's your ticket to freedom. Only his brother Michael can calm him down. He's not heavy, he's my brother.

No bail for Kacee. Dammit, dammit, dammit! C-Note is crying again. I HATE it when he does that! *tears*

T-bag is nailing wood boards across the door talking about carpentry. "We will be a family if it kills us." I think he means if it kills YOU.

The Steadman party is ready to leave but Michael has other plans. He calls the news stations...Presumably to get to tell Steadman's story without them all getting killed. "Hello My name is Michael Scofield and I want to turn myself in." *note to self: must get audio of this...So sexy*

Mahone calls Kim to tell him he's back to work and opens the trunk of his car to reveal the dead agent inside that threatened his son. I have a feeling Mahone is going rogue.

Steadman is freaking out about getting found out and he's got a gun. Oh boy. I see it coming....Here it comes...He blew his brains out all over the pretty motel picture. How in the hell are they going to clear their name now? GREAT FUCKING BREAK DOWN BY THE WAY THERE WENT! Lights are flashing, Kellerman's yelling, there they go running, and the chase is on again.

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Prison Break The Killing Box 11/27 Fall Finale Recap

OH MAN! I just got finished clapping and yelling and I even got a call from a friend who watches who called just to yell with me! Loved the ending!

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We begin exactly where the last one left off. The phone is on the ground, Sara is calling out for Michael but unfortunately, both he and Linc are now at Mahone's mercy. He has his gun pointed at them and he's ready for the killing to commence. He tells them to turn around but Michael says "If you're gonna murder us Alex, you're gonna have to look us in the eyes while you do it." Mmmm, Sexy. Linc makes a plea for Mahone to let Michael go since he has Linc and that's who he really wants. Not only is Linc the brawn but he is clearly slow on the uptake. Mahone isn't letting ANYONE go and even loses his composure while stating that he doesn't want either one of them; He just wants his life back. Poor Mahone better deliver or his ex and son are toast. Now he's got them...Or does he? Enter border patrol squad cars who heard/saw all the commotion and have surrounded them. It seems they will intervene, seeing as it's their jurisdiction and all, and not a minute too soon. They order Mahone to stand down so they can verify that he is in fact FBI and figure out what the hell is going on. "You will drop your weapon or we will drop you." LOL Mahone lost this round but our boys are going to get carted off to jail.

Meanwhile, in the air, Sucre and company are just catching wind of the fighter jets but the pilot is ready for just such a situation. He hands Sucre a parachute and gets the hell out of there. Sucre takes a swig of something hard and strong, crosses himself, prays to St. Please Don't Make Me Go Splat and jumps out after him. At least they didn't get shot out of the sky.

Simultaneously, the word is out. Michael and Linc have been caught and it's all over the news. First we see Mr. Kim's reaction; He is not pleased. Cut to Kellerman listening intently, then the C.O.'s at Fox River looking satisfied, then the FBI headquarters where Mahone's people are clapping like they did something and then back to Mr. Kim who is ominously told that "He just heard and he'd like to see you." Mr. Kim looks worried for the first time. I think we are about to meet a new Government bad guy even higher on the totem pole than Kim.

My main man T-bag is back! He's in Kansas at a War Vets Bar where he fits in quite well amongst the missing limb crew. They however have prosthetics so he is trying to find out where he can acquire himself a new haaaaand, LOL. Remember when Michael said that a while back? Hilarious. Anyway, he asks "Sarg" if he could "help a brother out." Dude gets smart with him though...MISTAKE! We don't see it happen, but when we see T-bag later with the other man's prosthetic hand, we know what happened, LOL.

The border patrol are marching Linc and Michael in to holding. Michael even looks sexy with a knot on his head and blood on his face. Beat-up Went is sexy....

Back at Fox River, the media is interviewing the new Warden. Suffice it to say, this new guy is no joke. He plans on killing Linc as soon as he gets back and holding Michael for the rest of his life. OUCH!

Mahone is still trying to make sure he can bring the brothers in alone, you know, so he can make sure they arrive dead, but everyone is so busy politicking and making sure they get a piece of the big apprehension that he soon finds out that he will not be able to pull it off. He's scrambling and Kim is still threatening him. He better think of something quick. He's looking suicidal again. This can't be good.

T-bag is scoping out a building and a woman but it's not the target! Not yet...I'm sure she fits into getting to her somehow though b/c he owes that rat bitch some payback. He follows our mystery woman to a nearby diner and charms her with that fabulous Southern swagger. She agrees to dine with him. Gotta love that T-bag.

It's time for Bellick's bail hearing. The Prosecution plays his phone message to Geary and ensures he doesn't make bail. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Michael thinks he's entitled to a phone call, but the guard shuts him down, OF COURSE! Michael is funny sometimes. You think they're going to let you call someone you escaped convict? Nope. He's still trying to get to Sara poor lad and turns out, she's trying to get to him too because inside of the plastic bag containing his things, his phone rings and guess who it is? Sara! Too bad he can't answer. This suspense is KILLING me! She leaves a message. She needs to know that he's OK. She tries to tell him what happened. She says he's the only person she can trust. She says "I need you to be OK and I need you...Please." Somewhere, the MiSa fans are crying happy tears.

Mahone is still trying to no avail to get into the transport vehicle even as they are marching Linc and Michael out to the van. It's all coming apart for him.

Kellerman calls Kim who is obviously not checking his caller ID b/c he answers in his I'm threatening Mahone voice. The Mystery Government Bad Guy is in the room as Kellerman says he wants back in...in exchange for making sure the brothers die. He has a plan and M.G.B.G. OKs it. Looks like Kellerman is going to save the day, for the bad guys anyway and take care of Mahone in the process. Those Government guys, they just get rid of you as soon as they don't need you anymore, like all no good men.

Mystery lady is laid out on the floor looking dead while T-bag smoothes his hair. Only she's not dead; he just fucked her brains out. NICE! Looks like all it took was a little lovin and we see why T-bag is interested in her...She works at the Post Office! He gets her to give him an address, and we know exactly whose it is. He claims she's his cousin and almost gets away, except, his new love looks on the wall and sees his Wanted poster. Oh well, now she's got to go and T-bag disposes of her.

Bellicks' attorney is recommending he plea and he takes that advice b/c he is looking at death if he gets convicted. He requests to be sent to Fox River so he can be near his mother and I bet he's thinking he can be near his C.O. buddies.

Mike and Linc are waxing poetic, having flashbacks, expressing regrets and looking defeated when Michael notices that one of Linc's locks on his chains is unlocked. This should prove useful...

Sara is passing a TV and she finds out that Michael has been captured...So much for being reunited!

Bellick has entered Fox River and is so excited talking to one of his former C.O. buddies that he hasn't even thought through the fact that things have changed. There's a new Warden. There will be no special treatment. He's going into Gen Pop and guess who he's bunking with...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! We get a pull out shot like the one of Michael when he was first sent there except this time, it's actually funny.

Sara goes somewhere and cuts and dyes her hair. She throws away all of her identification. She's on her own now.

Somewhere in the desert Sucre gets up to find that the pilot's parachute didn't open...But his did and guess where he landed? IN MEXICO! YAAAAAAAAY! SUCRE IS FREEEEEEEE!

24 commercial featuring Jesus Keifer. I. Can't. Wait.

The prison caravan enters a tunnel and is stopped at the other end b/c of a stuck Semi. The guards get out to investigate and leave THE KEYS on the seat. "Come on," Mahone says under his breath as he secretly watches them. It's a trap. Kellerman calls Mahone to ask if the boys have taken the bait since he is waiting for them. They see an open door in the tunnel right next to the van. Mike knows it's too easy but they agree that it's their only shot and they flee. They get through the door under a hail of gunfire and start running. Mahone runs in after them, chasing them in the direction of Kellerman.

Meanwhile, T-bag has that address he wanted so badly and he's there. He rings the bell and she comes to the door. He walks in and says "Teddy's home." LMAO

Michael and Linc are still running. Mike has Linc promise he'll find Sara if they get separated and something happens to him. Michael is still thinking of Sara. How romantic...Now, they're running through a tunnel, they're running out into the open, there are some stairs to freedom! And down comes Kellerman. They try to go back the other way but Mahone comes up behind them. They are blocked in. OH NO! Kellerman shoots! But who? And then...DOWN GOES MAHONE! Kellerman SHOT HIM DEAD! He turns to the boys and says "President Reynolds ruined your life? She ruined my life. You wanna take the bitch down? You just found your inside man but it's gotta be RIGHT now. Let's GO! NOW!" Kellerman turns to leave and Linc and Michael run after him! THE END until January folks!

Screencaps and Wentcap tomorrow. Good Night!

Prison Break Disconnect 11/20 Live-blogging Recap

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We begin with Michael confronting Grandaddy Burrows after he freaks out about seeing him again and we find out why Michael is so afraid. After his mother died and Linc was sent to Juvie , Michael was placed in a foster home with a foster father who beat the shit out of him and locked him in dark rooms. Damn! First torture, now child abuse. Prison Break is getting deep. Anyway so, one day a man comes and saves him, (that would be Aldo) but apparently he leaves old foster Daddy bleeding all over the floor looking like something out of a horror movie. If I were Michael I'd be happy not scared, but Michael, with tears in his eyes, oh the tears, remembers it as the traumatic experience it probably was for an already abused 10 year old boy from a broken home to see a man bleed out on a floor, even if he was a monster.

Cut to Sara who is struggling in the tub and Kellerman who is waiting for her to die with the Saw saw (yes it looked exactly like the one in Saw) and some tarp. The motel manager knocks at the door to tell Kellerman that the neighboring guests are complaining because the TV is too loud (How ironic is it that he is watching a fishing infomercial with fish flopping around?). Kellerman turns it down and by the time he is finished explaining how all the sloshing around in the bathtub that the manager can now hear because the TV is no longer drowning it out, is actually his little girl who loves bath time, Sara has pulled out the plug with her teeth and the water is going down the drain...GO SARA!

Not only that, but when Kellerman finally hears the tub letting out, he comes storming into the bathroom to find no Sara and then out of nowhere, there she is plunging the hot ass iron into his chest and Kellerman lets out the greatest scream, oh man, GOOD SCENE!

She grabs her things and throws them in her purse (gotta make sure she gets that key!) and tries to get by him and out the door to no avail so she decides on the window and makes a swan dive out of it onto the car windshield, breaking it and setting off the alarm, and then gathering herself and scurrying off before burnt chest Kellerman can get to the window with his gun...Awesome.

Mahone arrives at Linc, Mike, and Sucre's last location a bit too late and like the absolute genius he is, he figures out from the chair, the pool of blood, the vials of fake nitroglycerine and some bloody footprints everything that transpired; I'll bet he finds them in like 2 minutes.

Kellerman is icing his burn while calling area hospitals looking for Sara. You idiot, she's a doctor! She can just patch herself up! Mr. Kim rings on his call waiting wanting an update and Kellerman answers and lies. He says he killed Sara. Mr. Kim wants a picture of her dead body...BUSTED! HA HA HA! Now he HAS to find and kill her and I bet by now, he isn't going to feel all that bad about it either; His chest is looking BAD.

C-Note is back! And he has his RV, a lake scene and his family...awwwww...

Bellick is pacing up and down the local police station getting ready to give a statement about Geary's untimely demise. The policewoman is suspicious and has been since last week. She asks what they were doing in town and Bellick dances around the subject. She tells him she doesn't care if he and Geary were "going Brokeback" she just wants to solve the case. I love how Brokeback Mountain has permeated our culture so completely that it's a verb. Bellick comes clean about the fact that they were chasing T-bag for the reward money but I'll bet he leaves out the part about the 5 mil...Just a hunch.

Aldo tries to make amends with Michael by telling him that this whole mess can be solved once they find Sara who the government thinks has the tape that will set everything right again, but as soon as they get to talking about calling Sara and what they're going to do (While Sucre pleads with Michael "Please bro, call her from Panama," LOL), Michael hears some rocks moving and you know who has found them AGAIN.

Dammit Mahone! Dammit! Aldo covers our boys by shooting it out with Mahone (Who I'm surprised didn't win; I mean afterall he DID have the higher ground) while they run for the nearby car. Then he makes his run for the car and he makes it! They pull off triumphant and happy until Michael looks down at Aldo's stomach...SHIT. He's shot! DAMMIT MAHONE! *Shaking fist at the TV*

Oooooo, John Mayer VW commercial...I'm jammin...oops, sorry, got sidetracked....

Grandaddy Burrows doesn't look like he is going to make it. Michael and Linc are looking really worried.

Of course something would come along to break up the happy time in North Dakota that C-Note and fam are enjoying. In their haste to get away, they forgot some really important prescription for the kid (That I bet she's going to die without, why the hell didn't they think of that before?) and now someone is going to have to go fill another prescription. Well, they're doomed.

Bellick is busy telling lies. He really performs giving fake declarations of fondness for his now dead comrade..."We fought like brothers," Even down to the fake tears. Bellick is truly a bastard. I love it.

C-notes' wifey is the one that will go to the store and of course the pharmacist happens to have a newspaper underneath the bag she's going to put the prescription in. She looks down at it as she picks the bag up and there is C-Note's (and his wife's) face right on the front page. The pharmacist tries to stall by claiming she has to get change from the back. I know if wifey isn't out of there with that bag as soon as that pharmacist leaves her sight, she's a dummy. Forget the $75 change girl, RUN!

The boys are trying to find a hospital and they find one as Mahone is driving down the road like a bat out of hell calling in the type of car and the license plate that they escaped in. He gets a call and says "What hospital?" Uh-Oh. When he gets there though, it is our Mexican friend from last week who is looking to rat out Michael to make a deal to save his own ass from his Federal drug charges...fucker. Sucre was right, they should have left his ass to die.

Cut to Linc and Michael who are suddenly at a makeshift gravesight. It looks like they skipped the hospital afterall. Poor Aldo didn't make it. Oh Michael! Someone please give this boy some happiness. Actually no, then I wouldn't get to see anymore of that pretty crying. I wish him misery and pain. Lots and lots of pain.

Back at the hospital, Mahone is hanging up the phone and the deal has been made. All charges dropped, medical bills paid, as long as the info on Michael is legit. Now, after all that, he wants citizenship too; Mahone snaps. He cuts off the external pacemaker and the morphine drip. AHAHAHAHA! Mahone is crazy as shit.

Bellick is still lying and this lady cop is going to get wise good and soon; I can feel it. Looks like she won't have to because it turns out the receipt from last week that made T-bag smile that sexy serial killer smile, was from a purchase made with Bellicks' credit card...This implicates Bellick in Gearys' murder. Hee Hee!

Back at the Pharmacy, C-Notes' wife is walking out the door and you guessed it, the police are pulling up. That fucking pharmacist is on my shitlist. Wifey didn't rat out C-Note though eventhough he was in the RV right in the parking lot watching her the whole time. When she saw the cops, she dropped the bag into the trash so that C-Note could retrieve it after she is taken away in handcuffs. C-Note is in tears. No more happy family.

Later, Kellerman has to fess up that he lost Sara. Mr. Kim hangs up abruptly. I think Kellerman just fucked up for the last time.

Sara is in a bathroom somewhere with a match, a needle and thread and no anesthesia, sewing up her arm. That chick is hardcore.

Michael is re-living his father dying in his arms. Aldo tells him to find Sara. He tells Michael that he loves him. Awww Michael. If the fathers' acting wasn't so bad I might actually be sad and then, here come the tears, the glorious tears. Michael is starting to regret this plan. Too many people have died just so Linc could be free and he's not even free yet! When will this blasted running end?

Mahone is barreling down the street again, I guess our Mexican friend spilled the beans. He is calling in orders to take out the plane if necessary just as the plane is landing to pick up its cargo. Linc, Michael and Sucre are walking towards it, Sucre is giddy, Mike and Linc are hanging back...WTF is going on? Their crazy asses are going to stay. This is going to end badly. You hear me? BADLY! Sucre and Mike hug goodbye and Sucre takes off.

WENTWORTH MILLER SAYS "FLY SAFE PAPI," I MELT INSIDE AND TRY TO CONTINUE BLOGGING.

Michael and Linc head on back down the street in their car and Michael hears something. Who is he Legolas with the hearing of shit before everyone else? They pull over because, Oh shit, Mike hears fighterjets and he's worried about Sucre. Oh NO! NOT SUCRE! *cries* But there's nothing they can do now because he's already on the plane! Just then, guess who's heading towards them? I'm telling you, Mahone is like The Terminator.

Bellick has been left alone in a room for a while and he knows in his heart that something is wrong. Our police detective comes back in to play the phone message he left for Geary threatening his life last week. Bellick is screwed. He tries telling the whole truth now but none of it matters. They've got the receipt and the threat and he's been lying to them. They handcuff him. It's all over baby.

Kellerman is in trouble and he knows it. He's bringing out the big guns now. He's calling the President. He can't get through to her however because her people tell him that they no longer know who he is. If that isn't a death sentence...We hear Kellerman pleading his case as he is being erased from all of the pictures and files that even imply that he ever existed. "Make him a ghost," says Mr. Kim. Bye, bye Kellerman.

Night has fallen and our brothers are still trying to put distance between them and Mahone on the road, but wait, they lost him and at long last, they get some phone reception! Then they lose it so they decide to go back in the opposite direction to find it again. I don't like this...Linc turns the car around, Michael is smiling as the call has connected, the phone is ringing...

BOOM! Mahones' car slams into them and the back of their car catches on fire. They climb out, Linc is hurt, Michael is dazed, the phone fell out of his hand onto the ground, Michael can't reach it! It's still ringing! Sara picks up! She is calling out for Michael! Mahone has his gun on them! Michael is on his knees looking destroyed! THEY ARE CAUGHT! THE END.

Screencaps and Wentcap tomorrow. I'm too tired tonight.