Wet For Went

We have Moved!

2007-06-01T23:46:00.000-04:00

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A song for Wentworth

2007-05-26T14:26:00.000-04:00

Drunk Dialing with Wentworth Miller

2007-05-25T11:10:00.001-04:00

After reading my letter, Wentworth finally gave me a call last night.

Me: Hello?
Went: Thank you, Thank you, Thank you.
Me: Hello?
Went: It's me! You wanted a thank you so there it is!
Me: *silence*
Went: Are you there?
Me: I'm here...Are you drunk?
Went: Of course not. The rain in Spain falls mostly on the plains.
Me: Uh-huh. Well, while I have you, I was wondering if you have any projects lined up?
Went: MATT DAMON!
Me: Oooookaaaay. Well thanks for the thanks and all that.
Went: What are you wearing?
Me: Nothing.
Went: Girls are gross.
Me: I think you need rest Wentworth. I'm gonna let you go.
Went: Let me go? You should be posting bitch!
Me: Fuck you Went.
Went: You wish.
Me: Later dickhead.
Went: You still love me right?
Me: Yes, Went of course. I will post first chance I get tomorrow.
Went: I love you.
Me: I know.
Went: No I REALLY love you.
Me: *sigh* I love you too Went. Goodnight.
Went: *singing* Goodniiiiiiiiight

Dear Wentworth Miller

2007-05-22T17:34:00.000-04:00

Today, it is with sadness that I realize that my love for you is fading. It's so bad Went, that I felt the need to say it. That's right, the party is almost over. Where the hell are you? Did you forget about the Upfronts?

Maybe it's the powers that be and not you. Maybe your heart is no longer with Prison Break (which we would all understand as Season 2 wasn't exactly good). Maybe you're no longer obligated to promote it. Or maybe you just don't want to be bothered and to that I say, BIG MISTAKE! Get your shit together or there will be no fans left! Who will be there to tell you that we know the difference between you and Michael Scofield? Who will be there to promote your ass even when you won't do it yourself? Who will be there to send you thoughtful questions when everyone else asks you about the tattoo? Who will send you gifts and then bitch about never receiving any acknowledgement? And yes, I plan to bitch from now until the end of the blog... and that time might be nearer than anyone thinks.

But I continue, and do you know why? I do it for YOUR fans, yes YOURS. These people are here for YOU. Look at all of the people all over the world that you have brought together. They are all here because of their love and admiration for you. Have you any idea how many cool people I've met, how many lasting friendships I've made, all because of you? Do you know that someone who has never heard of you, but walked the streets of NYC with us anyway, was impressed with the diversity and intelligence of your fandom? How many other actors are as lucky?

Paley was unfortunate and I know you had to work. Yes I bitched but it was mostly for comedic value. And I know you were not slated to appear at the Upfronts, we all just assumed... But what the hell were you doing that you couldn't come, Wentworth? Getting something at Borders? Dude, Harry Potter doesn't come out until July.

It's not the lack of appearances in and of themselves - or rather, it's not that the disappointment of missing you in person is affecting my judgement. It's everything. You win the "Catch me if you can" battle; I'm done with trying to meet you. But is an interview where you don't give prepared answers too much to ask? I mean, what are you, running for office? When you're asked how you feel about fan attention, instead of acting like you have no idea why people are so interested all of a sudden and saying "I've looked the same for 10 years," how about "It's flattering that so many people want to know so much about me and I appreciate their enthusiasm?" Seriously Went, you can do better, and if I can come up with that shit off the top of my head, you can too. I mean you DO realize that in those interviews you are speaking directly to your fans, right? Who do you think is reading and listening to this stuff? If you can manage to answer the tattoo question over and over, you CAN muster up something that does not resemble contempt for your fans. In the beginning, we thought you were just trying to retain an air of mystery and yeah, I understand your philosophy on how having people know too much about your personal life may affect the kind of roles you can pull off, but you have to give SOMETHING, Went. You can be a bit more accessible without inviting everyone to camp out on your lawn.

I know I'm just a girl with a blog and I won't pretend that your world will stop turning if I (or others) no longer hang on your every word. Shit, for all I know that might be exactly what you want. But if it isn't and you're not careful, you may lose the people you couldn't be bothered to give a shit about. Yeah, yeah, in the scheme of things, we mean nothing to you, but maybe we should. Maybe if you appeared more accepting of fan attention than turned off by it or even resentful of it, and you appreciated your position as Our Lord Pretty, the fandom would be fun again. Right now, It. Is. Not. Fun.

Maybe it's not fun for you running all over the place doing promotion, although for a fan, all they have is their moment, the moment they meet you and their perception of you (and yes, we know we don't know you). Maybe it's not fun having your gal pals ripped apart, but you do realize we are kidding right? I mean, we know how special one must be to even be in your company. After all, you are The Perfect One. And maybe it's no fun losing your anonymity, although you did sign up for this. I know it sucks that there are people like Billy Crudup and Edward Norton who can just disappear when they are not promoting something, but that's just not the kind of profile you have right now, and that's just tough shit. Part of being an actor on a hit show IS promotion; that's just the way it is. You can't expect to have the same street cred Billy or Edward have until you get enough roles under your belt and, let's be real, most people have only seen you in Prison Break. And don't even get me started on the fact that I have seen you in absolutely nothing else since or I may throw things at your head. What about promoting YOURSELF? You could use an interview on your hiatus to promote Wentworth Miller the man instead of Wentworth Miller of Prison Break. Why weren't you at any of the film festivals? Do you need new representation? I'm available. I'll even help you out with another interview answer: Rather than "I don't owe the fans any part of my personal life," how about saying "I understand that fans want to know more about me but I'm hoping that one day my body of work will speak for me?" And let me tell you something: We, your fans, are rooting for you. We are hoping that comes true for you. We want to see you go on to do great things because we CARE. We're not just in it because you're the Pretty of the Month. We want to see someone as intelligent, articulate, and funny as you in movies and shows because that is what they're missing, but you need to understand that that's where we're coming from.

You have great fans, so act like it. Don't get me wrong, everyone who has ever met you in person has had glowing things to say about you so you do great when you actually come out of your shell. Have fun with it for Goddess's sake or it could all be gone tomorrow. We all devote a significant amount of time to this fandom because we WANT to. Make us want to. I know you're probably blue steeling the computer screen right now but you needed to be told (and we haven't forgotten how you actually mentioned Blue Steel in Korea and I am clinging to that one moment like my life depends on it where fan love is concerned). I'm straying but you can fix it. I won't tell you how; you're a smart man, figure it out. Until then, I will be on hiatus too as I don't have much to say unless you pop your pretty little head out. You know where to find me.

WFW

P.S. Say hi to Amaury for me.

P.P.S. You always miss all the fun...

P.P.P.S. Omar hugged me. Jealous?

Because He Needed the Money

2007-05-16T16:45:00.000-04:00

I will be away for the weekend and I probably won't be near my laptop much. If Went news breaks and I don't post about it, I hope to have a very very good excuse. In the meantime, I leave you with yet another one of Went's early roles that I never got around to posting. CAMP!

Be good

Pick One: TV Character Edition

2007-05-14T12:11:00.000-04:00

After the Scarfalotta incident, I asked you to choose who you'd rather see Wentworth Miller with, Beigette or Scarfy and you chose *drum roll*: He should die alone. Well we can't have that can we? He's got to be with someone and since none of us can handle a real someone, how about a FAKE someone?

1. Claire Fisher Six Feet Under

When asked which TV character I was most like (personality-wise), this is the answer one of my closest friends gave so we'll start here but not just b/c our personalities resemble each other but b/c I fell in love with this character in the Pilot. She had me at hello. The first time she tries Crystal Meth, her trip is interrupted by the news that her father is dead so she has to drive to the hospital, high, and try to deal with something as heavy as death (although growing up in a funeral home it has always surrounded her anyway). One of my favorite characters ever on one of my favorite shows ever that had the best. finale. ever(Rome comes in a close second). She's an old soul, she's artistic, she's a smart-ass, she's a spazz, she takes risks, she's open-minded, she thinks for herself, she's strange, she just rocks. Think about it Wentworth...Your class; her sass. It would be a match made in heaven.

2. Brian Kinney Queer as Folk

If Claire is my favorite female character ever, Brian is my favorite male character ever. He had me at:

Brian: Where ya headed?
Justin: No place special...
Brian: I can change that

And change that he did. He IS special. He says what's on his mind, he's a realist, he's intelligent, he's got great taste, he's got great arms (he's got great everything), he'll always be young and he'll always be beautiful (*tearing up*), he's an awesome lay and he has a big heart he always tries to hide. Now while Brians' heart seems to be taken, that's not the organ he prefers to share anyway. Went, you need some action so why not let Brian break you off a piece of that FINE ass thing he's got goin on. Oh and do a girl a favor: Record it.

3. Charlotte York Sex and the City

So Went, maybe you're looking for someone a bit more traditional? How about Charlotte? She's old-fashioned, she's optimistic, she's well-bred, she's determined, she wants children too and while she can be annoying at times, her child-like enthusiasm is like a ray of sunlight through the clouds. When she walked out in that pink dress with her head held high after her miscarriage, I cried. The most reserved of the awesome foursome that lit NYC on fire and seared themselves into our hearts, I think she would be a good choice.

4. Peter Petrelli Heroes

Mmmmm Peter. He's cute, he's sensitive and you two have something very important in common: You've both made me cum. Let me show you how he managed it.

Did you see that shit? DID. YOU. SEE. THAT. SHIT? I was watching it in bed and I screamed at the top of my lungs, threw my head back, closed my eyes and came instantly. *shiver* This is why you need to be with him Went. He's a motherfucking Hero and like you, he glows. Well in a different way than you but...Oh and um, Check out Pete 5 years in the future, Can you say HAWT?

5. Blanca Selgado The Sopranos

What started as a fling, turned into something else, much to the chagrin of a Mafia first family. She's hot, she's Latina, she's newly single and she has a kid. You like kids right Went? Don't mind that pasty face brat in the picture; That's just A.J. That is SO over and he is crying like a BITCH about it too so you know her shit must be good. And even in that top, she beats your other gal pals.

6. Charles Brandon The Tudors

The hottest thing on The Tudors (after The King of course, props to his majesty), why couldn't that be me with him in the Pilot *biting lip*? He's sarcastic, He's got a HOT ass, your name would fit in wonderfully in his world, he has a great sense of humor, he has a TITLE for fucks sake. So what he married the King's sister; I'm sure he'd leave her for you! He is walking sex; You are walking sex. Charles, you cad, meet Went, he needs a good screwing. Show him what you'll do to him...

Henry Cavill Naked The Tudors
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EXCELLENT...

7. Addison Montgomery Grey's Anatomy

The character with one of the most jaw dropping entrances in TV history is one I used to hate but now I love her (now that's character development). She's an Obstetrician which means she's hella smart, she's together, she needs a good man (let's just hope she doesn't cheat on you) and she's feeling lost b/c she's no longer into McSteamy and she can't have kids. She could use a little love in her life.

8. Dr. Eric Foreman House

Didn't your mother always tell you to marry a doctor? He's hot, he survived a weird illness and lived to tell the tale (just think of the first date getting to know you convo, bet you haven't heard THAT one before), he has a moral compass, and he has the same name as a certain TV smart-ass goof that comes to mind whenever someone says his whole name out loud (Whose idea was it to name him that?). He is definitely on the ball if he's on House's team and his IQ is probably higher than yours!

9. Bree Van De Kamp Desperate Housewives

My favorite housewife is anything but desperate. She knows how to handle a rifle, she knows how to keep up appearances, she can keep a secret (and letting someone die when you could have saved their life is a BIG secret), she's resourceful, she's a bit of an Ice Queen but you can be cold too when you want to be, she has great hair and she'll spank you and then make you muffins, she's well...perfect.

10. Dean Winchester Supernatural

The guy fights the supernatural for a living and he's an actor too! I mean, how could he pretend to be so many different things so convincingly if he wasn't (a cop, a convict, a PA, a reporter, the list goes on and on)? You have something in common! He's hot, he's cocky, he's hot, he drives a muscle car, he's hot, he's a bad ass, he's hot, oh and he loves his brother so he's a sweetheart too...and he's hot. Like you, he's all about family. If you won't take him I will!

11. Patty Bouvier The Simpsons

She's got a fro! Check it out! She doesn't need a man; I'm sure you find that a turn on. She's older, she smokes, she has a thing for TV characters who are good at getting themselves out of sticky situations (you play such a character on TV which I'm sure she'd appreciate that, Michael is no Macgyver but he's close enough). I see great things where this relationship is concerned.

12. Jack Bauer 24

It may be hard for him to let you in (pun intended) but he really does just want to protect you (there it is, another pun). He doesn't have much time for romance (although neither do you)...In fact he doesn't have time for much of anything. I've never seen him eat, shit, rest...You know, I'm not sure he's human which makes him PERFECT for you b/c you are not human either (You are too beautiful to be human)! Together you'd be unstoppable!

13. Alice Pieszecki The L Word

While I am an avid Shane-lover (Oh FUCK ME SHANE) and a Jenny-sympathizer (What a fucking mess that girl is), you can't help but LOVE Alice. When she told Jenny and Marina that they should just go off and get married, I knew I was in love. She's a writer, she's bi (a whole world of possibilities just opened up for you my friend), she's funny, she's pretty as hell and she's blonde...If I remember correctly, you do like your blondes.

14. Clark Kent Smallville

That's right, another Superhero for MY superhero; Only the best for my Wentworth! [girly voice]Went, you're my superhero.[/girly voice] He's freaking Superman and he only has one weakness so steer clear of the Kryptonite and you're golden (the green, not the red...I LOVE him on the red!). He has lasers for eyes, he can fly and if he can run that fast can you imagine how fast he could move...*is dead*

15. Catherine Willows CSI

Brains Beauty and Talent, a fantastic mix...She's smart (She's a fucking SCIENTIST man!), She's beautiful and she used to be a stripper so she knows how to work it but these days she makes money with her head...I mean her brain...I mean her mind although she probably could make money with her head (or brain) too. She's got one bad marriage behind her, she doesn't take shit and yes, if you ask nicely, she will wear the gloves. And although I am really still waiting for some Willows-Warrick action, I can accept her with you too.

So, which one?

Favorite Comment(s) of the Week

2007-05-11T08:53:00.000-04:00

Lots of new people! Holy Shit!

On Bean Pole isn't happy with WFW

Mallie said...: Bean Pole is LYING to you, it is not Went who wants the photos removed, it is Bean Pole! They just don't have the guts and are hiding behind Wentworth Miller like the little girls they are! LMAO!

They lied to the Korean fans about his arrival date and time too - it is obvious that they are very territorial over Wentworth especially for what they have paid for i.e. those photos. So, whilst Went is doing anything to do with PB, the company will guard all materials that come from that association with its life!

But blame NOT on Wentworth, it is Bean Pole!
Like the little girls they are? That totally explains the ads they went with on their site which last time I checked, were no longer there...Odd.

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shortstuff said...: ps: screw you, bean pole! *shaking fist heartily*
Nothing like a hearty fist shake to show people how pissed off you are. *joins in the fist shaking*

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AJ said...: Dear Head Honchos at BPJ,
You've just made yourselves look even more ridiculous, as if the clothes you're advertising hadn't already gotten the job done. Congratufuckinglations, asshats.

Sincerely,
AJ

*gives the finger, and rolls out... cuz that's how I do*
*fingering too* No wait...that wasn't what I meant to do but since I mentioned it, how bout we show Bean Pole what a REAL ad looks like:

Gap:1
Bean Pole:0

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Wentalivious said...: Maybe no one outside of Asia is supposed to know about the ads? I know celebs go over seas and rake in the cashola for quickie foreign commercials and advertisments, and hope no one over hear finds out so they can keep their "integrity" or something along those lines. Regardless, it ain't worth the drama, so don't stress it.

Although this is very very sad and a little pathetic, I just thought of something: You were in contact with people who are in contact with Went. Went might have come to this site. Went may have read some of my comments.

Oh my... *would be blushing (if a black girl could blush)*
If Went has been here I think he'd be the one blushing. I, would be laughing my ass off.

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BB said...: Wenty if you are reading this I am now wearing the hugest scarf ever -turn you on? Thought so....
(I have to try just in case he is reading this)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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the.red.head said...: what the fuck?

can you say bean pole has a pole up their asses?!

i sure think so!

*sticks pole up own ass* Yes I realize very few people will get this joke but it was right there in front of me; I had to.

On Wentworth Miller you've been Slashed yet again

Vel got requests for Michael/T-bag and Michael/Mahone. The people have spoken.

silvia said...: Totally agree with the 2 comments above! xP
I'm not a slash fan but this one was pretty good!

(WFW u'r my herO! LMAO this is a so-fantastic-that-i-came-here-everyday kind of site! i luv it - of course went has a lot to do with this love for the site, but your posts just kick ass!- LOL)

cheers from portugal =P
So we're all going to hell; Awesome! That's where the party will be anyway and thank you so much!

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sanjanjanja said...: Hey WFW, i've been coming for quite a while and secretly enjoying the pics and words of wisdom from the great Went guru. So, finally I've come up with a little homework for you and I'm really interested in what you and the other Wentlovers will say. I was thinking about movie roles for our dear Pretty, and wondering what he would say to an offer for an action movie. Beeing a sucker as I am for gorgeous men in black tie, I would'n mind seeing him as the next Bond, especially if we get to see him coming out of the ocean in his trunks as in Casino Royale. But since Dear Wentie is well packed as we all very well know, what do you say about a latex costume, along the lines of Spiderman or Superman? Can you imagine the ripe and ripped Mr Miller saving the world and coming to our rescue? Mmm... That would be a whole new dimension of Went-crazed lust.
Bond you say? That has been discussed. I even picked out a couple Bond girls: Perfection...

On The Return of the Went

Mama Bear said...: Brava, bravissima ladies!!! Good show!!! Getting all those random people to join in on your quest was CLASSIC! It just goes to show you how Went makes the world go 'round!
*picturing Wentworth holding the world on his finger and spinning it like a basketball* Just think, he'd be fingering THE WORLD!

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Krissie said...: That is the best part! So far.
What? That's it? No more?
But... But... But...
WHERE IS WENT?!
*crying* I DON'T KNOW! *wailing*

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emily said...: you blacked out the cats' faces? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And now that the Gap and I are back together, I'm glad to see they provided you with some California Went sightings. Next time, I come with.
The blacked out cat faces were totally Nic's idea, as was the sign. She was the brains of the operation. The things we find funny are frighteningly similar sometimes. Another little known fact: The "I'm shutting down the blog b/c Went didn't show up to Paley" post was her idea too. We laughed 'til we cried when I posted it.

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Julie said...: Wow, WFW (and Nic) you two are some cwaizy bitches!!!

Lovely entertainment, you should write a book WITH PICTURES (and blanked out faces, of course!)

Happy Birthday (A little late, excuse me!!)

Julie a.k.a. jailbait

P.S.: I was cracked in two, laughing my ass off!
Jailbait, is that you? Thanks for the belated happy birthday wishes!

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rachhh said...: They saw the gate to Chinatown (and had they known of Went's thing for Asian chicks, they totally would have ransacked the place as they now believe that is where he was hiding out getting massages with happy endings)

he has a thing for asian chicks?? im asian! *hopes up high*

btw wfw, love u to bits. thanks for my daily dosage of wentness!
Oh hell yeah he does! Wentkorea taught us so many things...Oh and I love you too.

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Patty said...: You are so fucking entertaining!
I try my best...

As always everyone, thank you for your comments!

The Return of the Went

2007-05-08T00:22:00.000-04:00

Continued from The Two Martinis and The Fellowship of the Pretty

WFW woke up on the morning of March 11th, her 28th birthday, not remembering exactly where she was...That is, until she heard Punkin screaming at the top of his lungs. "Ah yes, I'm at Nic's," she remembered, "and I want that god damned cat to SHUT THE FUCK UP!" (Nic: Amen to that! Try living with that bastard 24/7. It's a good thing he is cute, or I'd have made a pair of slippers out of him LONG ago.)

Nic got up and tried to shut Punkin up by sitting on him but he is fat and squishy and kept getting away. WFW closed the door to her room but it was no use. Punkin's voice ricocheted off of the ceiling and then the hardwood floor and back again. "This must be what Hell is like," she thought (Nic: Actually hell is listening to Punkin yell in one ear and The Man snore in the other. THAT is HELL! You are lucky I didn't get up and climb into bed with you!). WFW tried to go back to sleep but that was a bust too since her phone and laptop started ringing every few minutes with Happy Birthday phone calls, text messages and IMs (yes she sleeps with her laptop in bed with her, sound on). She rolled over and cried before she finally gave up, got up, took a shower, and threw on her sight seeing clothes to head to San Francisco.

And then there were three again but this time it was WFW, Nic and The Man.

The Fellowship had changed but the quest remained the same: Meet Wentworth Miller. Since he didn't show up, they decided they would go and find him but where was he? Where?

They weren't quite sure where to start looking but then The Man said "Let's look over there," for he is wise and a really good sport.

WFW and Nic were confused and asked "But why?" And then there it was...A sign!

"Oh Francis the Beige," WFW and Nic said, "we shall follow your magic finger to the ends of the earth..." As it turned out, the finger was pointing to San Francisco. What a happy coincidence; That's where they were going anyway!

Apparently, there are a lot of people in San Francisco. This was going to be harder than they thought.

Luckily, they visited on the one non-foggy day a year. Yay! Perhaps it was the Universe's way of saying Happy Birthday or maybe it was Nic's good weather voodoo. Either way, it was lovely. They drove up to "lookout point."

They searched and searched for Went but he was nowhere to be found. Since there were lots of other people around, they decided to ask them if they had seen him. Most thought they were completely insane, but a couple of awesome guys wanted to know where he was too and joined the cause. (Nic: I'm still in the market to be a hag, so if any gay boys are in need please let me know)

The guy on the right never misses an episode of Prison Break and "just loves Wentworth Miller." When WFW told him the name of the site, he said "Naughty girl...I love it!" (Went has some seriously rockin' fans).

Zooming in with their cameras from on high, they saw a rainbow flag. With tears in her eyes, WFW said, "Yes! We shall start there!" (WFW is a gay man...Inside.)

Castro aka Gaytown USA was as wonderful as one could imagine. Big butch men with tiny little dogs, a bar full of men in tiny little shorts, Femmes with huge german shepherds, butch couples hand in hand and thumpa thumpa pouring out of a club in the middle of the afternoon. It was like WFW had died and gone to gay heaven (Nic: Gay Heaven is decorated reeeeealy nice). But one important thing was missing, Went. Where the hell was he? (Nic: Hell? I thought we were in Gay Heaven…*confused* *shrugs*)

So they searched for him. They asked random strangers if they watched Prison Break and if they had seen Wentworth b/c clearly, he was hiding from them. Some found them amusing, some thought they were nuts and finally after finding no one walking the streets that knew who he was, they decided to check the bar with the men in tiny shorts. Nic was very excited to meet them "Gay boys in shorts! Gay boys in shorts! Weeee!" *jumping up and down clapping!*

[This is where their picture SHOULD be] Why oh why didn't they get a picture of them? I'll tell you why, b/c Nic was too busy staring at their eyelashes. What is it with her and shiny eyelashes?

They walked up to a group of them and asked, "Do you guys know who Wentworth Miller is?" The beautiful men in short shorts looked baffled, as if they had just asked them how to get a woman off. WFW asked in disbelief, "You don't watch Prison Break?" and one replied "I watch Grey's Anatomy..." and then another called out "Desperate Housewives..." and another shouted "Project Runway!" WFW looked on, amused but slightly in shock that these men had absolutely no idea who Wentworth Miller was. WFW and Nic thanked them for their time and left in search of someone in Castro who had heard of Went. After several more attempts, Nic and WFW were still unsuccessful. (Maichan told them later, that if only they had mentioned that he was the dude from the Mariah Carey videos, they may have found someone. Nic would have loved to have seen their faces when they googled him later and saw how fucking hot he was. WFW and Nic, spreading Wentlust all across the country). They decided to leave b/c while Castro was heaven, it was Wentless and what kind of heaven would that be?

They drove around town looking closely to make sure Went wasn't walking the streets. They saw steep hills, pockets of shade made by buildings so tall they blotted out the sun, skinny tall houses

and cable cars (while Over My Head aka Cable Car actually played on the radio, knowing Nic, she planned that). They saw the gate to Chinatown (and had they known of Went's thing for Asian chicks, they totally would have ransacked the place as they now believe that is where he was hiding out getting massages with happy endings),

Miller St. (They checked, he wasn't there),

and then...WFW saw HIM! "It's him! It's him!" WFW screamed. "Follow that bus!" Nic shouted to The Man. The Man swerved through traffic, mowed down pedestrians and cut people off to catch it (That's why Nic keeps The Man around) and then...*monks singing hallelujah*

They saw him...and he was fingering...He was beautiful! WFW and Nic drooled; The Man? Not so much...After Nic and WFW licked the side of the bus several times, they pressed on, in search of the REAL Went.

Next stop, The Pier, but first refreshment. They went to a coffee shop but WFW, remembering the horror that was the caramel dolce whatever-the-fuck she had in L.A., decided on a water...to be safe. They walked out...

But he wasn't there either. DAMMIT! This was getting frustrating and just when their spirits were about to break, something interesting happened: Inanimate objects joined the search and asked the question everyone wanted to know "Where is Went?"

Went, the pirate wanted some of your booty. I know how you feel about pirates who are too forward, but I promised I'd pass that along.

Then two wonderful young ladies asked us what in the world we were doing and we told them "We're looking for Went!" They joined the cause b/c dammit, they wanted to know where the hell he was too. And even though the girl on the right has only seen "a couple of episodes of Prison Break," after the Castro fiasco, that was good enough.

Went, The police officer did indeed have a gun in his pocket but he would also have been happy to see you. Again, I'm only the messenger. Don't shoot me. (Nic: You're killing me! Pun intended.)

And then, like magic, there he was again! And so they did the only sane thing, they took fan pics with him. They figured, this might be the closest they ever get.

Look at him...Taunting us..."You can't catch me I'm the gingerbr...uh...Gapworth man."

Sneaky fucker. They decided to keep looking and so did everyone else.

Wentworth, when black people who are painted silver want to know where you are, you have arrived my friend.

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you SKULLS!

but not on silk...WFW and Went are made for each other!

The sun was setting and still, no Wents.

Then they realized they never checked Alcatraz! Doh! Of course! That's GOT to be where he is!

But since they couldn't get across the water to take a look (Nic forgot to get tickets, she sucks), they could only assume he was hiding behind some rocks or something and it probably looked something like this:

"No one can see us! We're invisible!"

As they walked away from the pier, there were shapes in the distance...

"Is that you Wentworth?"

Unfortunately, it was only Sealworth who performed for his audience in Went's absence. Someone get that seal an agent!

They resigned themselves to the fact that they might never find him and so they celebrated WFW's birthday the only way WFW knows how...With drinks.

You would think this would have fucked them up, but no my friends, for their burgers were so big, juicy and delicious that they soaked all that liquor up! They would have had another one of those huge drinks but the place only allowed you to order one. Stupid rules!

On the way out, this blonde chick in a bikini shouted out "WHERE IS WENT?"

We told her that even if we did find him, no way we were telling HER where he was. Little bitch...

The night was winding down and while passing a street vendor, WFW decided to get a portrait drawn. (She once had one that she got when she was in Paris; The artist was awesome and the drawing was lovely. Her stupid cleaning lady threw it out by mistake and for over 10 years she's been trying to get a replacement.)

For just $10, you too, can be drawn as a Middle Eastern child with big hair.

In her defense though, the eyes are dead on.

Despite the setbacks, the hunt continued and more joined the search party.

Went, The fireman wanted me to tell you, he has a big hose and is not afraid to use it. Nic told him she likes to watch. I think you should go for it.

With heavy heart, Wentless and defeated, WFW and Nic gave up the search and decided they would show Went exactly what he missed out on by not showing up:

And so the story ends, Went returned to them...On the side of a bus and in a Gap window. It was his way of reminding us all that he is always with us, even when he doesn't show up. And though WFW and Nic never found him, their love for him remains the same. The next day, Nic and The Man returned to The Shire and WFW sailed off to the Undying Lands. Nic had Punkin stowed away on the ship but WFW found him (he was yelling as usual) and threw him overboard; She can only assume he made it back to shore safely.

Upon hearing that a certain loud cat made an appearance on the blog, another cat demanded to be included.

But that, is another story...The End.

Wentworth Miller, You've been Slashed Yet Again

2007-05-07T10:23:00.000-04:00

Well actually this time it's Michael Scofield but since Went has told us before that we don't know the difference between the two, why bother with clarification! It's MiSu time baby and it is hot!

NC-17 kiddies, Blasphemy (I have warned you about the blasphemy. Do not, under any circumstances, leave stupid ass religious rants in my comments section. I'll laugh and then I'll delete your ass. If you can't handle it, don't read it.) Now go have fun; I know I did.

Sometimes Coming is Harder than Going

Bean Pole isn't happy with WFW

2007-05-04T11:43:00.000-04:00

Recently I received an email asking me to remove the Bean Pole pics I was running.

bea pole to wfw Apr 20

This is to inform you that the photos you are running on your site,
Wetforwent.org, of Wentworth Miller's advertising campaign with Bean
Pole are in direct violation of copyright law. These photos are for
advertising purposes only and are being used without the consent of
Bean Pole or Mr. Miller. Unless the photos are pulled immediately
Bean Pole will have no choice but to take legal action against you.
Thank you.

I then replied, thinking that it was someone fucking with me.

Dear bea pole,

I'm sorry but it is going to take more than a vague email from a misspelled gmail account to get me to take down the pics. Excuse me if I don't believe you are who you say you are. If in fact you have the authority to make such a request, I will of course comply but this email ain't gonna do it.

So I thought that was the end of it. And then last night while I was asleep I got this:

[SAMSUNG Cheil Industries, BEANPOLE] Official Note for using Wentworth Miller photos

On your website www.wetforwent.org there are series of photographs featuring Wentworth Miller that purport to be 'Bean Pole Jeans Brochure' and other advertising shots from Bean Pole Jeans. The pictures have been unlawfully procured and posted without the consent of either Mr. Miller or Bean Pole Jeans, Inc. Your posting of photos of Mr. Miller's related to Bean Pole campaign is in direct violation of copyright law. We have already furnished you with notice that these pictures must be pulled immediately, and you have not been compliant. If they are not pulled from your website within the next twenty-four hours, we will be forced to resort to legal action. Thank you.

DRAMA!

So I officially have until 10:37 p.m. tonight to take down the pics but which ones? I'm confused! Oh and word on the street is, it is Went and his agency that want the pics taken down...or at least that's what Bean Pole is telling people. Does Went really secretly hate my guts? *organ playing* Is Bean Pole lying just to get people to take down the pics? Is this backlash for what was "done" to Amie? Is this why I've never received a thank you for the gift bag we sent him at Paley? Am I starting to get really pissed off at Wentworth Miller? Am I thinking of shutting down the blog? Am I just fucking with you? All important questions. Discuss while I take down all the lovely pics I spent so much time resizing for your enjoyment, but not yet! I have til 10:37 p.m. so I think I'll do it at 10:36. Now go! Right click and save...while you still can!

Oh and Went, you know, one word from you could put our minds at ease. Say you love me, Went. Say you love us! We need to hear it.

P.S. I'm all bean poled out anyway.

pic source

Favorite Comment(s) of the Week

2007-05-04T09:29:00.000-04:00

And here they are! On time again! Do I get a cookie?

On Wentworth Miller Opens Up

Krissie said...: "I’m kind of old-fashioned when it comes to dating."

Aaaah, but did he say anything about good old fucking?
I think you're good, WFW. You're not into classic dating anyway.

Hey, I resent that! I can do classic dating! He pays and I go home horny; Isn't that how it's done? I'll just get someone to fill in for him while he does that pesky waiting for the 3rd date sex...Or is that too soon for the dating folk? Clearly, I am not familiar with this custom. I'm so confused...

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shortstuff said...: so to recap:
-dont get too pretty (already done, haha)
-cook for him (can be arranged)
-smile if i see him on the street (well maybe if u ever came to toronto..!)
-dont slip him my number.. (then how are u supposed to call me??)

went... you are one interesting creature..
Interesting indeed. Now Went, what are you gonna do when I slip you my number anyway? Huh? What then? *pouting*

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AJ said...: Why did I think this post was gonna be about slash when I read the title?

Anycrap, I don't see Miller dating "textbook ugly" girls. Perhaps he was dating "cutesy" but not "gorgeous" girls back in the day, and his friends just thought he could do better?
You are probably right and you know, I think it's high time we get more Slash and I know just which one I'm going to go with...

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Wentalicious said...: How come no one knows how to cook anymore? I love a man who can throw it down in the kitchen, but lucky for Went, I am a mean cook. Maybe I can be "old fashioned" and win him through his stomach. I've heard him mention Sizzlers (which we don't have in Canada), but if he's only dining on chain restaurant food, then "I can't lose!" <-- said Went-style. Advantage: Wentalicious.
Wentalicious: 1
WFW: 0
You win this round...*shaking fist*

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SavMed said...: That is right! Brunettes with character!

See Went, there is a little thing called order in the Universe. You, being handsome and bright, need just the opposite! ME!

See, you may be walking around with a tall, gorgeous blonde, but you know, as well as I do, that you need a short, (probably) brunette weirdo.

You are beautiful, go out there and find me! For the sake of the equilibrium.
*holding fake microphone* Two steps forward, two steps back, we go together cuz opposites attract and you know, it ain't fiction just a matter of fact, we go together cuz opp-o-sites attract.

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Mama Bear said...: Wait just a damn minute, Emily...you mean the posts and the comments on this site are not to be taken seriously?!? Since when?! I come here for REAL news and REAL in-depth analysis of all things Went-related, and you burst my bubble like this?! *wailing*
EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE IS 100% TRUE! DON'T LISTEN TO EMILY'S LIES!

On Is Wentworth Miller going to China?

Krissie said...: Mr Miller, are you going to visit every Asian country now? How about some European ones? Perhaps... I don't know... from the top of my head... Croatia?!
Subtle Kris, very subtle.

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brit bird said...: China - CHINA!!!! Went britain is your place of birth come home honey and I will cook you a lovely sunday roast with yorkshire pud and everything - No? Jellied eels? No? Bread and butter pudding spread all over my body - yes!!! Come to me pretty you just add the sauce......
Wentsauce on body...Sounds great.

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tia said...: Those Asians sure do love them some Wentworth!

I think the feeling is mutual seeing as how the last time he was with them he had a hard on!
Oh tia, I didn't forget and for those who didn't see it, check it:

Is that the making of a stiffy I see? Why Wentworth! That's not old-fashioned!

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Mama Bear said...: Went, would you please kung pao me?
LOL

On Bean Poled (You know, one of those posts Bean Pole made me remove the pics from?)

soiled undies said...: I think some of you know EXACTLY how HANDY I am with a POLE!!!

*GRIN*

'Nuff said.
Yes, we know. WHIP! PLANK! POLE!

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shortstuff said...: whoa whoa whoa lady, you are old enough to be my mother, but i have no problem knocking you out for touching went like that. dont even pretend like ure just doing your job... who do u think you are massaging wents shoulders?? huh? HUH? sneaky little whore..
*snickering*

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twyla said...: Oh, ya'll--forget about the old lady giving him a massage, I am too distracted by that look on his face--it is probably the same look he would get if i were able to properly "service" his pole!

*closing eyes, daydreaming of putting that look on his beautiful face*

*sigh*
Servicing his pole...What a lovely thought.

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Krissie said...: Eat me, Went!
What was that? Why yes, you may use the chopsticks in any way you like!
Hmmmm, you're freakier than I thought.

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emily said...: nuh uh is that woman wearing a scarf??!?!?!
It's a conspiracy!

As always, thanks for your comments!

Bean Poled?

2007-05-01T13:16:00.000-04:00

This post had photos but thanks to Bean Pole, now there are none.

I think this chick has, or at least she's trying to...

[photo of woman holding on to Went's shirt]

[photo of woman holding on to Went's shoulder]

[photo of woman giving Went a massage]

What exactly do you think you're doing little Missy? BACK. UP.

For more behind the scenes Bean Pole shots (every pun imaginable is very much intended), Go see Jared. (Jared had to take his photos down. Thanks Bean Pole!) Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go grab some lunch.

[photo of Went eating with chopsticks]

Is Wentworth Miller going to China?

2007-04-30T08:03:00.000-04:00

PROBABLY NOT

BEIJING, April 30 -- Prison Break star, Wentworth Miller has been invited to visit China in June, media reports have recently revealed.

The Shanghai-based News Times reported Wentworth Miller as having been invited by Zhongbo Media Group, who have bought the rights from Fox to shoot an online video adaptation of the American hit TV drama.

In an interview with the paper, an official of Zhongbo said that Miller is coming to promote the Chinese version of Prison Break, and will take part in some commercial activities.

Miller is also invited to act as a final judge to select actors for the Chinese Prison Break.

The official said Beijing is likely to be the first leg of Miller's China tour that might also includes Shanghai.

source

Those Asians sure do love them some Wentworth!

Thanks Kor!

UPDATE:

Fox: Read My Tattoos, No Prison Break In China
Fox Television, Media, NWS.A, Prison Break, SINA, Xiang Ming, Zonbo Media
Posted by: Riki Hsu on May 14, 2007 | 19:05
Editorial Summary

News Corporation's (NYSE: NWS.A) Fox Television denied that it has licensed Beijing based media company Zonbo Media to remake American TV series Prison Break or any related online activities in China, reports Beijing Youth Daily. Fox Television China director Xiang Ming also denied any knowledge of a cooperation contract with Zonbo worth US$1.2 million. Zonbo Media recently partnered with Sina (Nasdaq: SINA) to host open auditions on Sina's video blog channel v.blog.sina.com.cn to cast a Chinese movie based on the popular Fox TV series.

source

Wentworth Miller Opens Up

2007-04-29T14:34:00.000-04:00

It looks like Went has finally answered some questions we wanted to know the answers to; Went, that is so unlike you!

On his past:
Back in college, I didn’t have a reputation for dating the prettiest girls, which my friends often made fun of.

On his ideal first date:
A romantic dinner is fine, as long as it’s not at my place because I’m a helpless cook!

On being approached:
How do you react to a pretty girl smiling at you on the street?
I smile back! I’ve never been snobbish or standoffish and fame hasn’t changed that about me.

What if said girl then slips you her phone number...?
I’ve been in these situations every now and again since PB. Beautiful strangers coming up to me and making passes at me. But I’m really not comfortable with this level of up-frontness, so I don’t take them up on their offers. I’m kind of old-fashioned when it comes to dating.

source

Sorry Went but if you don't cook, this relationship may not work out after all. One of us needs to be able to whip up a meal! Maybe we can just go out to eat constantly...Yeah that sounds good.

*silence*

OK that's the end of my comment. There is no more. Nope, not one more thing.

*deep breath*

*staring at the ceiling*

*closing eyes*

I. will. block. out. my. thoughts. about. men. that. still. insist. on. being. the. aggressors. in. the. year. 2007. because. that. way. I. still. get. to. love. him.

*biting tongue, rolling eyes, cussing, throwing things, banging head on desk, silently screaming*

I have a headache. I think I need to lay down.

Thanks tigertone!

pic source

Favorite Comment(s) of the Week x 3

2007-04-27T14:03:00.000-04:00

Haha! It's been less than a month this time!

On Wentworth Miller inspiring the world to get inked

emily said...
no kidding. WENT! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GAP DESTROYS YOUR POSTERS INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM TO ME BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID CELEBRITY COPYRIGHT THING? This is ME asking YOU to hook me up with one of those posters of you fingering yourself. you know the one I mean. don't act like you don't. I see right through you, Miller! Now if I could only see through your clothes....

I have a poster! How much do you hate me? Are you plotting my death right now?

On Wentworth Miller who in the hell is this?

Belgian said...
*still balling her eyes out*:

Tear down the mountains
Yell, scream, and shout like you can say what you want
Im not walking out
Stop all the rivers, push, strike, and kill
Im not gonna leave you
There's no way I will

And I am telling you
Im not going
You're the best man I'll ever know
There's no way I can ever, ever go
No, no, no, no way
No, no, no, no way Im living without you
Oh, Im not living without you, not living without you
I dont wanna be free
Im staying, Im staying
And you, and you, and you
You're gonna love me

Belhoohoo

*standing ovation*

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Anonymous said...
Hey now I see, she’s a minor so he just took the wine, held the door open and told her to keep the fuck away from him

crazy stalking little bitch

4/11/07 10:16 AM

aha aha ahahahahahahaahaha

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NooNoo said...
she's just a condom,
for one use only :P

I heart you NooNoo.

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shortstuff said...
OMG. i am seriously gunna have a breakdown... she's TOUCHING him! shes FUCKING TOUCHING HIM! WENT! MY WENT! no. just...no. i cant do this. SHE'S BLONDE! you said u liked brunettes! you LIED! why went! WHY??

*sobbing uncontrollably* someone hold me.. :(

*holding shortstuff*

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Kate said...
I just hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't we all...

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Anonymous said...
I love our Went for loving confident women. It just goes to show that he really is as special as we think he is, a mature, intelligent and totally hot grown man. Sigh. I don't usually like anal sex that much but I would let this guy butt fuck me anytime.

4/12/07 10:20 AM

I think it's safe to say that we would let this man do absolutely anything he wanted to do to us...Well almost anything. There is in fact one thing that I won't do. *singing* Oh I would do anything for love but I won't do that. *clutching fake air microphone and singing with feeling* No I won't doooo, that!

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Wentalicious said...
Keep in mind that a) he hasn't announced her as his girlfriend and b) I don't see no ring on her finger! Mmmhmm (sassy finger snaps).

He can have his little summer fling, but he best be coming home once the fall season starts up again. Ya heard me Went! Don't make me go ballistic on a brutha!

LMAO sassy finger snaps

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notyourtypicalfangirl said...
hey wouldn't it be funny if he was laying in bed next to his boyfriend laughing his ass off at the crazy fangirls, now that would be some irony for you

Yes, yes it would.

On Wentworth Miller Candids!

Anonymous said...
This is a note to WFW. You are the first shot on a Friday night after along week. You are the hot bubble bath after a long day. You are the vicadon when stress levels hit the red zone. Thanks for your site its like a cool breeze on a hot humid day. (Even with the pics of Went with another woman...;-))
Don't ever stop this blog. I'll be devastated.
Your biggest fan

4/12/07 5:10 PM

*blowing kisses with tears in eyes Wentkorea style*

On Wet For Went is Six Months Old Today!

Krissie said...
"The lust, the laughter, the tears, the heart attacks, the mania, the joy, the heart-break, the excitement, the longing..."

...and so much more. It was a place of daydreams and escapes and now it is a place of friendship and endless fun, of learning something new (where else would I learn the proper spelling of "cumming" to dazzle my professor with?) and spending time with the BEST GIRLS in the entire world who laugh their asses off in times of joy and support each other in times of grief (such as this).
*raises a glass* Thank you, WFW, for bringing us together!
May it last!
I fucking love you, my Female Went, my Head Ho, my Mistress!

*crying* I love you too!

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notthedoctor said...
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY QUEEN OF WENTLUST.
*most respectul bow*

*crying some more*

On Wet For Wet has lost her damn mind

Mink said...
*clutching sides*

Now this is some funny shit! Yep, enough already with the 'being understanding' and 'adult' and 'accepting'. Bring on the hell fires of suitable WFW ire!

And Mama Bear, I am so with you. If this (or any other) girl can be scared away from a chance at a relationship with the hottest man on the planet by a bit of fangirl wrath and a spot of cyberstalking, she doesn't deserve him. If it were me, they could bring it all they liked; I'd have to be pried off of him by the forceful uncurling of my cold, dead hands.

Yes, my cold. dead. hands.

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AJ said...
Big fat.....FUCKING....WORD to what Mink said. If I was his girlfriend, you couldn't tell me SHIT! Bring it the fuck on! In fact, I'd welcome the hating. I'd sit there and take it with a big fat friggin' smile on my face, if it meant I was tappin' THAT everynight. Ungrateful wench.

LOL

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Wentasy_baybi said...
Thanks WFW!!! And yeah... she will have to suck it up if she wants the man... I know I would "suck it up!"LOL!

*ahem* Ohhhhhhhh, I would do anything for love...but I won't do that. *whispering with feeling* No I won't dooooo that.

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Anonymous said...
Ok, I hate myself for having looked closely enough to have noticed this, but the photo of them with his arm around her is clearly a photoshop job, and a bad one at that. The sidewalk and backgrounds on either half of the photo are clearly different, which explains why the video only showed it for a milisecond.

That said, I am horrified at the vitriol that has been spewed in this poor girl's direction ever since this story broke, and am really sad for both her and Went. Can you imagine what it must be like for both of them right now? I wouldn't blame him for disappearing into seclusion until the start of S3 filming, and my heart just goes out to Amie. I hope she's a stronger person than I am, because I would be absolutely devastated to read most of the things that have been written in the last few days.

I am choosing to leave this comment here, as this site seems to be mostly populated by kinder, funnier folks (with better grammer) than over at JJ. WFW I think you are hilarious. Thanks for trying to keep the dialogue free of personal attacks while letting all of the broken hearts out there vent a bit (me included, obviously).

*ducking out of the way of those tomatoes*

4/14/07 5:25 AM

Awwww sanity and thanks for the compliment.

On WANTED: Wentworth Miller, For crimes against Fangirls

nicbeast said...
I want you to know, that I am happy for you
I wish nothing but the best for you both
An older version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she go down on you in a theater?
Does she speak eloquently
And would she have your baby?
I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother

1-'Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for you
To be open wide, No
And every time you speak her name
Does she know how you told me
You'd hold me until you died
Till you died, but you're still alive

2-And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess you left when you went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross I bear that you gave to me
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity?
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
It was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
And are you thinking of me when you f... her?
(rpt 1,2)

Ohh... aah... ahh... ahh...

'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed
That was me and I'm not gonna fade
As soon as you close your eyes, and you know it
And every time I scratch my nails
Down someone else's back I hope you feel it
Well, can you feel it?

Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know

Ah the perfect "you broke my heart and I'm fucking pissed off" song.

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niknak said...
Look what you've done - Jet:

Because what good it all the anger if you can't inspire guilt
Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
Oh well, it seems like such fun
Until you lose what you had won

Oh, look what you've done
You've made a fool of everyone
A fool of everyone
A fool of everyone

I forgot all about this one before you posted it; Good choice! I added it to the Jukebox.

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Mink said...
I'm kinda bored, which means I'm likely to be even more of a bitch than usual. Hence I bring you this, from "I Say Nothing" by Voice of the Beehive:

I met this girl one day,
She had these long tight legs.
She said, "I get it every night,
And he calls me every day."
He'll leave you black and blue,
And rip your heart in two,
Then wake up in the morning,
And say, "Who the hell are you?"

Honey, he's just not that into you.

*snickering*

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notyourtypicalfangirl said...
you abandoned me
love don't live here anymore
just a vacancy
love don't live here anymore

love don't live here anymore
just emptyiness and memories
of what we had before

you went away found another place to stay
another home

rose royce - love dont live anymore

*Through the windows of my eyes, everyone can see, the loneliness inside of me* damn you Wentworth Miller for taking my ability to love *shaking fist*

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notthedoctor said...
I wasn't sure we could write self made songs, so I'm posting the lyrics anyway... It's a balad with lots of electric guitar... yeah, IT IS a balad!!!

*clearing voice*
*plugging guitar*
1... 2... 1... 2... 3... 4...

*guitar screaming*

FUCKING LYNCH THE BLONDIE BITCH!!!
LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!

You broke my heart when you DIDN'T SHOW UP!
Now you break my heart walking on the street with some BLONDIE BITCH!
What the hell is going on?
You know better than break my little fragil girly heart into pieces.
Now you had it coming,
My warth is exploding!

FUCKING LYNCH THE BLONDIE BITCH!!!
LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!
FUCKING LYNCH THE BLONDIE BITCH!!!
LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!

*waving lighter from side to side* That was beautiful, just beautiful. I especially loved the guitar solo.

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cocot13 said...
I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW

CAUGHT OUT THERE - Kelis

*yelling with Kelis*

On Beigette vs. Scarfalotta: Smackdown

Beigette said...
HA! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!!!!!

I assume this was to Scarfy beigie, and yeah, you beat the pants off her in the poll, be proud! You did not however beat die alone so I wouldn't celebrate just yet. Everyone still hates you too, just not as much.

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niknak said...
If those two are the choices, I am voting he die alone. Its like trying to choose between stale bread or stale crackers... neither are appetizing. Both are dry, need something to help choke them down, and would be better thrown out and replaced.

I feel the love.

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Mama Bear said...
I guess I'm easy-on-the-eyes, I read novels, I can even write a decent haiku or two, but I don't think Went would really go for me since I was raised by circus carnies and I have webbed feet. Dammit all to Hell!

I'll tell you what you should do, wrap a scarf AND a pink bow around your feet! You can't lose!

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"The Pretty" said...
Now, now ladies...there's no need to bring out the claws. I happen to like mind fucking, coochie fucking, eye fucking, and everything else in between. Call 1-800-MAN-MILK to schedule your Blue Steel special

Hold the man milk and we have a deal cuz I would do anything for love, oh I would do anything for love, yes I would to anything for love, but I won't do that. No I wooooooon't do that.

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soiled undies said...
I have missed some good shit!

You know how to fix that right? STOP DISAPPEARING!

On More Wentworth Miller Bean Pole Jeans Ads

emily said...
dear Wentworth Miller's ass,
you are so fine. and I think we should get married. the end.

I'm afraid the ass is already spoken for. Get your own!

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tia said...
so are the people running BeanPole 12 year old girls?

Yes, yes they are. Note the Unicorn.

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Dani said...
I take that back - I really want to taste his back, crack & sack - so all y'all ladies line up behind ME

How bout I just let you have those 3 things and I take the rest of him? Good deal?

On Awwwwwww shit! Is Wentworth Miller kissing Amie Bice?

britbird said...
oh guys he is saying 'Amie honey you need to get some breath mints because your breath smells like ass' went is caring that way.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

On Wentworth Miller's Bean Pole Jeans Brochure

brit bird said...
*MISSING WENTWORTH MILLERS ASS LAST SEEN ON WENTWORTH MILLER SOMETIME AGO REWARD OFFERED.
IF YOU FIND IT PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!

The ass is armed and dangerous. It will, I repeat, it WILL take you out with it's luscious, round, magnificence. Please return to WFW at once if found and she will return it to its rightful owner after she caresses and fondles it into oblivion.

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Dani said...
Looks like T-BAG had his way and screwed his ass off...

Poor pretty...

Please tell me someone recorded it.

On Wentworth Miller Magazine Madness

Geisha said...
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
My vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did your vagina implode too? *clutching vagina* Don't worry Went, I'm sure a path will be cleared just for you when you finally decide to make your entrance.

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linds said...
Oh, a sex rubik's cube! How fun!

Isn't it? Let's see that again:

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Belgian said...
The black shirt and the naughty half smile...
Oh, yes, you look smug! Now, come over here and whip me. See these shackles baby, I'm your slave...
Sheesh, I wish I were a guy and had somethin' to put into you! 'Cause you are asking for it baby!I want to fuck you into the floor!

*pants*
*screams on the inside*
*is SO going to cum with that image in mind tonight*

Bel

BRAVO! *whistling*

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evelyn said...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.........
I'M CUMMING.........
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH........

YEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NOW...
ONCE AGAIN...

Go for it!

AND

nicbeast said...
So with the discovery of this new planet, I have decided this must be where Went is from. Because, clearly, he is not human. So with that in mind, I say we petition to have the name of the planet changed to Wentwearth. Who's with me?

LOL Wentwearth...

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cocot13 said...
God, he makes my vagina weep cause it knows they will never meet

If he'd only stick it in, I'm sure it wouldn't make a peep
Actually that's not true, it would gush and throb and leap
And then once he was through with it, it would have a lovely sleep

On Wentworth Miller is Beautiful

emily said...
One of the most beautiful people? For real? what a shocker! good job, people magazine. your editors obviously have eyes.

A blind man could see he was beautiful; It's the white light. Think Matrix Revoultions. He has a Neo-like glow that transcends the senses so I actually think you should take your congratulations back, they don't deserve it...unless of course they put him on the cover, then we could talk.

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Mink said...
LOL I see you used the same, less 'shopped' version of this pic, like the one I posted at Church, babe. Extremely good call. Fucking 'People' mag should be seriously taken to task for the bleaching they did to that pic on their site. It had better not be the same in the print mag! Grrrrr!!!!

I was just following your shining example and yeah, the bleaching is just tacky. I think Mama Bear may have said it best:

Mama Bear said...
Mink, Bel, I agree with you 100%. Went's image should remain untouched since it's already absolute perfection.

You know, brightening a person's eye color is one thing, but changing a person's skin tone is clearly another. What century is this again?

Happy 300th, WFW!!! You are a posting machine!

*nodding in agreement* and yes! My 300th post! Whoa!

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notthedoctor said...
So PEOPLE magazine has named Wentworth one of the most beautiful people in the world. Big WOOP!
Well, ALIEN magazine, the most read mag in the galaxy has named him THE Most Beautiful Multicelluar Organism in the Universe. THAT my friends is a serious thing!

I agree but see, even they couldn't leave his picture alone.

*sigh*

As always, thank you for your comments!

Prison Break: Cheers!

2007-04-25T20:33:00.000-04:00

CeruleanBlew made a Prison Break video using the Cheers theme and it is hilarious. Watch it over and over and over again and laugh your ass off like I did.

Thanks AJ!

Wentworth Miller is beautiful

2007-04-25T19:27:00.000-04:00

As if there was any doubt! People has named Wentworth Miller one of the Most Beautiful People. How about THE most beautiful person? I wonder if he cups everything the way he does his head...Mmmmm head.

Thanks Jared!

Oh and totally unrelated but this is also my 300th post! Holy Shit!

Wentworth Miller Magazine Madness

2007-04-23T09:06:00.000-04:00

The scans of Korea's Cosmopolitan May issue, Ecole's May issue and Ceci's May issue are in, thanks to ring for posting (original source: pilyuki from dcinside). And now for some pic spam.

I can't breathe let alone comment. I am going to need some time alone with these...

*having multiple, simultaneous, explosive orgasms* I. think. I. might. die.

UPDATE: Kor in the comments section posted this link. Some of the pics are new! Check it out! My favorite from the new batch:

Wentworth Miller's Bean Pole Jeans Brochure

2007-04-19T12:31:00.000-04:00

This post makes even less sense with no photos; You can thank Bean Pole for that.

The 2007 edition of Wentworth Miller is now on display in a showroom near you. For those of you that can't make it into your dealership, here is a handy brochure that will highlight all of the great features of each model.

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Let's start with the Extreme model (our most popular and expensive) in white (it also comes in black). As you can see, the killing green eyes and perfect jawline handle very well and will make those long rides to the country all the more enjoyable. (Wentworth Miller Extreme available to qualified buyers only; Limit one per customer).

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The Assless model features double the leg room and two extra cup holders. ($5000 rebate, All must go).

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The Official Homies model is one of a kind as you start with a blank stare and add all of the amenities yourself! (Features gold hood ornament, Not available to U.S. residents).

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The Wentworth Miller Sport comes with a cargo rack on the roof and fold down rear seats. (Balls included).

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This one is a special treat: The Premium Blue Steel model. It features chrome wheels, gear shift and accents. (Limited Edition, certain restrictions apply)

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The Utility hatch back model comes with more trunk room, seat position memory and extra wide arm rests. (See dealer for financing).

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The Unfluffed model (our most economical, save for the Assless), is a perfect choice for your very first vehicle. (Air conditioning available).

Thanks ring!

Awwwwwww Shit! Is Wentworth Miller kissing Amie Bice?

2007-04-19T10:49:00.000-04:00

French Gossip Rag Public says so!

Oh no you didn't bitch! THAT IS IT!

Scarfy,

Over the past week I have had to watch you saunter down the street with Went (in both daylight and moonlight no less), get coffee with Went and put your motherfucking arm around his waist with a disturbing familiarity. I've seen video of you trying your best to entertain him, doing an "Oh Went that was so funny" accidental head-lean and now...this. Please. Go. Away. I despise you and everything you stand for. Get fucked (and not by Went).

P.S. Beigette is kicking your ass

With Hate,
WFW

Thanks tellyfan and tigertone!

Wentworth Miller is a Ladies Man

2007-04-18T10:49:00.000-04:00

It's a new day so I guess it's time for a different chick! Oh Wentworth, when will it be my turn huh? When?

Is that a scarf I see?

Thanks FleshCartoon and ring!

UPDATE: Jared has bigger pics!

How Much is Wentworth Miller Worth?

2007-04-17T23:37:00.000-04:00

I'm sure by now you've heard about the piece of lint shaped like Wentworth Miller that sold for over $570 on ebay. Look, it's even on the run! Somebody with a fantastic sense of humor and money to burn now owns this lovely piece of shit. It got me to thinking...How much is the real Wentworth Miller worth? Since google is my friend, I typed in "How much are you worth" and the first entry was this one. Now I took a few liberties and made quite a few things up (unfortunately I don't know his penis size so I gave him 9 inches b/c I'm just nice like that) but by my calculations, Wentworth Miller is worth exactly $2,642,890.

Worth every penny...

More Wentworth Miller Bean Pole Jeans Ads

2007-04-16T07:35:00.000-04:00

Pics removed at Bean Pole's request...Maybe cuz the ads were awful.

Wentkorea is BACK baby with new pics! Mmmmm sleeveless...

[really hot photo of Went in a sleeveless shirt holding a ball, in my Imageshack]

Let's see that bigger...Mmmm mmmm good.

Thanks ring!

UPDATE: We have Ads! But, what's with the designs? Me no likee.

[ad in white shirt]

The last Wenticorn.

[ad in sleevless shirt]

Hey flying man! You're not slick. Step away from the Precious, slowly now, and no one gets hurt. I'm seeing a theme here...What's with the wedding rings?

[ad in polo shirt]

Is Zeus there holding a flaccid penis? Love the skull. Someone should really put that on a silk scarf.

[ad in striped shirt with pink on the sleeves]

A Went by any other name would look as sweet. And look! MORE skulls!

[ad with ass shot]

Mmmm an old favorite with the added bonus of a dragon and ass-worshipping cherubs. Fabulous.

source

Ads with the designs removed.

Thanks baaca and angelicus!

UPDATE #2: TV Ad alert! TV Ad alert! Squeeee! Word is the man in the TV ad with his back to the camera is NOT Wentworth Miller. Damn fine stand-in I'd say!

Thanks Anon 10:44!

UPDATE #3: Go to Bean Pole's Site and click jeans...Guess who pops up? Heeeeeee! Click on Go Event to see the ads and your cursor actually makes him move (and unfortunately, all of the crap floating around him as well but what're gonna do)! The event, so to speak, is actually a contest. You enter the name of the jeans that Went is advertising, your name, address, and phone number and a winner will be chosen at random and sent a pair of the jeans and a Prison Break DVD.

Thanks pandacakes!

UPDATE #4: A REAL Ad

[ad from bean pole's site]

And a close up...

[close up of that hot ass, in my Imageshack]

GOD I LOVE THIS PICTURE!!!!!

Thanks brookeonline and FleshCartoon!

UPDATE #5: Oops, I never posted this next one did I? Well here you go.

[pic of Went in plaid shirt]

UPDATE #6: Wentworth Miller is on the cover of the Korean Cosmopolitan Magazine's May 2007 Issue.

cover source

inside page source

Thanks geniass and Joey!

UPDATE #7: Holy Shit look at him...

[smoking fucking hot pic of Went in white shirt, seated]

Mmmmmm Wentworth....

[pic of Went in awful shirt that in this pic doesn't look so awful]

You know, from this angle, the shirt actually looks better. Or is it that Went is so fine?

Thanks again ring!

Beigette vs. Scarfalotta: Smackdown

2007-04-15T03:00:00.000-04:00

All of the Beigette (Mariana Klaveno) love in the comments of the post about Scarfalotta (Amie Bice) got me to thinking...If you absolutely HAD to choose, which one would you rather see him with?

The polls close at 3 a.m. on 4/22. VOTE NOW!

They both look too fucking happy if you ask me...

WANTED: Wentworth Miller, For crimes against Fangirls

2007-04-14T22:35:00.000-04:00

For breaking the hearts of fangirls across the world, I sentence you, Wentworth Miller, to a beating.

Come one, come all and kick. his. ass. The only rule here is, you must do so in song lyric form. I'll start you off.

Look in my eyes
you're killin me, killin me
all I wanted was yooooooooou

*screaming at the top of my lungs and holding that last note until I can no longer breathe*

The Kill (Bury Me) - 30 Seconds to Mars

Actually, his crime calls for two songs.

You make me cum
You make me complete
You make me completely miserable

Miserable - Lit

Note: The above two songs are in my Finetune playlists (in the sidebar to your right) but you already knew that. What do you mean you didn't know that? Don't you spend every waking hour on this site chatting and listening to music like you should? No? Well start! I'm sorry. I'm feeling a little vulnerable right now...

Now it's your turn. You don't have to post the whole song unless it's relevant and you feel like typing it all. A bar or even a line is quite enough as long as it gets your point across. Go ahead, tell him how you really feel. Tell him how you hope that they're very happy together (BARF). Tell him how much you love him still (LIAR). Tell him how he broke your heart. Tell him how you now have nightmares with scarves in them. Tell him how first he didn't show up and now this. THIS! Scream at him! Beat on his chest! Mmmmm Wentchest...NO! I will not be moved! I'm mad! Mad I say! All the Wentchest in the world will not stop me! Don't let his overwhelming sexiness stop you either. No justice, no peace! I need a drink.

Wet For Went has lost her damn mind

2007-04-13T15:56:00.000-04:00

I feel a meltdown coming...FANGIRL EXPLOSION! I have fucking had it with this god damn blonde and her overdoing the 'I'm out with Wentworth Miller' thing. Look you twirly hand, hip holding, waist grabbing, "accidental" head leaning wench, doesn't his body language scream BACK THE FUCK OFF to you? Yeah he had his arm around you, to lead you, not feel you up! If he won't say it, I will. STEP THE FUCK OFF @#$%*!

If anyone needs me, I'll be in my trailer.

Wet For Went is Six Months Old Today!

2007-04-13T08:47:00.000-04:00

6 months ago today, on a Friday the 13th just like this one, Wentlust took me over. I decided to start a blog that very same day and the rest is history.

Thank you (yes you) for continuing to come back to this place day after day. It's more than a blog now, it's a community and I have formed friendships here that I treasure (some of you who have been absent lately I really miss, so come back to me).

Taking a trip down memory lane, I discovered something I posted about Went (elsewhere) from December 2005. I had no idea it had been that long. What a love affair we've had Wentworth and it deserves something special.

Oh how I've loved Pairing him up, Listening to him sing, Sending him fan letters, Picking favorite comments, Fighting with him, Slashing him up, Proving he isn't gay (even before he said it), Getting confirmation of his sexiness (although he should have been #1), Writing him very bad poetry, Youtubing to greatness (I love you forever Keena), The candids, Giving thanks, Getting noticed (I got over 10,000 hits from that plug), Counting down, Clearing things up, Getting sentimental, Pairing him up again, Having fun with rumors, Imagining conversations, Dissecting Articles, Discovering radio interviews, Sleuthing, Getting teased, Celebrating Wentmas, Flowing with Wentworth, Wentstralia (and the creation of the cbox thanks to Krissie), Hating with love, Falling into The Gap, Getting into an uproar (kind of like what's going on now with Scarfalotta, my how history repeats itself), Winning it for Went, Talking to his chest hair, Oogling him, The appearances, Chatting with Went in the cbox (and later with him AND the cast), Translating articles (thanks doc), Looking forward to things that never came to pass but having a good time anyway and partying like it was 1999, Redecorating, Breaking up, Masturbating, Wentkorea...

The lust, the laughter, the tears, the heart attacks, the mania, the joy, the heart-break, the excitement, the longing...Here's to more, much, much more, and here's to you Wentworth Miller. I created this place as an outlet for my insane ramblings and as a parody of the Went fangirl in all of us but what it turned out to be is a love letter, and so, I'll sign it.

Still Wet,
WFW

Wentworth Miller needs your vote again

2007-04-11T14:06:00.000-04:00

So give it to him...Yeah, give it to him.

Wentworth Miller Candids!

2007-04-11T12:41:00.000-04:00

Thanks Went...

Wentworth Miller who in the hell is this?

2007-04-11T07:46:00.000-04:00

Wentworth Miller’s new girlfriend!

The actor, known from the extremely popular series "Prison Break", has a new girlfriend.
East News, JoB

Miller has always been very discreet and reserved with regard to his personal life. Rumours have even appeared of him being gay. The actor, however, denied it. He does stress all the time that his private life should not concern anyone other than him and his nearest and dearest.

Hence, it was a big sensation when Miller appeared in the company of Amie Brice. The couple went on a date last Friday in west Hollywood. They had a romantic dinner first, then they went for a walk which ended at the actor’s house. Amie Brice only left in the early morning.

source

*gasp*

Thanks msmez!

UPDATE: More pics!

Blondie, are you touching him?

They're walking, with coffee, AT NIGHT!

source

Thanks dinamite!

Is this payback for me flirting with Amaury, Went? Is it? Say it ain't so!

Update #2: Her name is Amie Bice (not Brice); The article got it wrong and if you can possibly take any more of this, here are even more pics. *sigh*

Thanks gravitygirl!

Update #3: New post at Jared with Amie's Myspace pics (one of which has Wentworth's ear in it and is from 2005).

Update #4: Thanks to Paris in the comments on Just Jared, There is now a video. Would someone please just go ahead and put me out of my misery?

Wentworth Miller inspiring the world to get inked

2007-04-09T09:43:00.000-04:00

I know that you're aching for anything Wentworth and it's only been one damn week. Jared has thrown you a bone. Go fetch.

Favorite Comment(s) of the (over a) Month

2007-04-06T10:09:00.000-04:00

OK so it's been over a month this time, That's a record! So I'm lazy, sue me. Here it is and man is it ever long.

On Wentworth Miller's D Mag Outtakes

jeanjeanie said...

WFW is the best, better than all the rest!
*singing into fake microphone* Better than anyone!

On Wentworth Miller is all tied up and I almost missed it!

the.red.head said...

Haha, I don't know about y'all, but I like to see Went all bloody. It gives me something to "nurse" besides his.....

DICK? Oh wait, you were trying not to say that. My bad!

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emily said...: ahhhhh how will sara EVER tap that if he gets captured and beaten?! damn prison break writers!!!
Ummm, she won't. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! What can I say? I was on the MiSa ship for like a week. I'm over it now.

On Prison Break Wash 2/26 Live-Blogging Bitchy Recap

shortstuff said...

i hear ya wfw..even as a devout MiSa fan, i was not feeling the hand holding. if u havent seen one of the preview clips for 'sweet caroline', looks like we'll get even less emotion from the ice princess in tommorows ep.

Ice Princess...*snicker*

On Prison Break Sweet Caroline Recap

linds said...

Ewwwww. I did not see that one coming. Gross! I love how Michael was all calm, whispery, and bossy - I would've been screaming "You crazy bitch! You fuck your brother!!!"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAH!

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redlightmind said...

His bossy orders to the Prez were re-translated by my brain, so all I heard was "Al.Bed.Naked.Now!!!"

great episode!

Oddly enough, I heard that too.

On Wentworth Miller You've Been Slashed Again

Mama Bear said...

Like I said in Hotel California, the three of them put together are weapons of mas-turbation.

Mmmm, yes indeed.

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Anonymous said...

uh....any links to fic where went is riding some pussy?

3/9/07 7:14 PM

Tell you what, you find any that's any good and you send it to me. Until then, Slash it is.

On The time has come...

Anonymous said...

You are the luckiest bitch ever! HAVE FUN, GIRL!!!

3/7/07 3:11 PM

I would have been even luckier if Went had shown up! OK I'm gonna say it like 5 more times in life and then I will stop...probably.

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Krissie said...

WFW, Nic, Sammie...
We've heard that The Pretty didn't come.
There are no words to say at this sad moment.
Oh wait! There are!
LYNCH PALEY!
DESTROYED??????!!!!

*sigh* It was The Cry Heard Round the World. I even told the him goodbye. And now I have to re-live my pain through the comments. *cries*

On Wet For Went is Five Months Old Today!

Belgian said...

He sent you a letter expressing his admiration for your eloquent blog and thanking you for an excellent PR-job. He's offered you Pam's position. He told you the job would be partly paid in kind. He has described that very thoroughly. Something with naked, oil, slithering, tongue, down, hard, deep, wet, voice, dirty, open, up, for, me.
Am I right?

Bel

If only...*sigh*

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the.red.head said...

A big fat fucking apology letter. That rat bastard should be ashamed of himself for standing everyone up at Paley!

*tearing up* This is why I love you.

On The Fellowship of the Pretty

maichan said...

Wait, Wentworth was a NO-SHOW?!!!!
I don't think you mentioned that enough ;)

You don't say?

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emily said...

ummm.....i feel bad for went. he had to make out with someone who'd been puking all morning, which is gross. and someone who was someone else's pregnant wife, which makes it weird. poor went. if they ever need me to be a stand in for those scenes, i'm available. I didn't really like Amaury at the beginning of prison break. but i feel like he keeps getting hotter and hotter. and put him in a suit? DAMN.

Em, if anyone is going to stand in, it's going to be me. Went owes me dinner, a trip to Starbucks, a strip tease, a set visit, a phone call, an email, SOMETHING! Oh and Amaury, Call me baby. Went has my number.

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savmed said...

O.k., I have to say this (as if it isn't obvious):
You, ladies, are smokin' hot (yeah, yeah I know you know)!!! But does Wentworth know?

I bet he is reading your posts, Wet For Went, biting his nails and saying:"Goddammit, why wasn't I there!"

Empire State Building Wentworth. Meet me there.

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nicbeast said...

"I DID NOT BOOB LEAN [Amaury]!!! GET IT RIGHT!! I full body leaned! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

And you'll get yours...

On The Buzz is Back

Krissie said...

It's the bruise. Who could possibly be mad at bruised Went?
All I wanna do is be his love-puppy and lick his wounds

You know you're a ho right?

On Wentworth Miller doesn't have time for love

nicbeast said...

You freaking kill me. How do you come up with this shit. Hysterical! Classic!! "Hit it from the back Wentworth" I will be laughing at that for hours.

I'm an equal opportunity exploiter. Hit it from the back could be him hitting you or you hitting him. Yes, I spend too much time thinking of these things.

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Mama Bear said...

And "Hark, who goes there Wentworth"?! - you slay me, WFW!

You know, I never noticed this, but Went's shoulders are broader than Dom's...mmmm...broad shoulders, the better to place legs upon. ;)

*biting lip* I'm going to need a minute alone now...

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niknak said...

Is it bad that I just cannot get enough of this particular pic spam?

It would actually be bad if you could.

On Prison Break Panama Recap

Belgian said...

Still, id love to taste the difference between that tattooed skin and his virgin skin...

Sigh.

Bel

*holding head in hands* Wouldn't we all Belladonna, wouldn't we all...*weeping softly*

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Mama Bear said...

"Rumbling" brothers...mmmm...ok, back to the topic at hand.

Yes, I agree...WTF is going with the barely-there forearm tat shot?! I mean, c'mon, that was just silly.

Also, I just figured out why Mahone really needs to be drugged up all the time. It's not all about dulling his guilty conscious; it's about being whacked enough to find and read the clues that would make even Sherlock Holmes scratch his head.

But I ask you this, Mahone. If you can find the brothers so easily, where's Waldo?

Waldo is riiiiiight there! *pointing* Oh no, fuck, that's a candy cane. Screw this.

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emily said...

by the way. WFW, i've decided that you're probably a genius so i'm going to be referring to you from here on out as Dr. WFW

LOL

On Wentworth Miller has arrived in Korea

Geisha said...

How does he do it? How does he stay so damn gorgeous ALL THE TIME?
He probably looks like that when he wakes up.
Mmmmmmm.....Morning-Wood Went *drool*

*is dead*

On Wentworth Miller's Bean Pole Jeans Ad

Mama Bear said...

Mmmm...pole...I'm convinced he's trying to send us a subliminal message, ladies. When I read his shirt, I see something along the lines of "Bean Poled?" you know, like the "Got Milk?" campaign...*snickering*

To which I replied:

Bean Poled? Why no Went; Go right ahead.

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Rhea said...

I...uh...well...*slurp* I seem to have lost all brain and body function. Hee-hee Jo, indeed how big IS his pole? I like how the word 'pole' on the shirt is placed inline and directly above the real thing. My uterus is quavering.
-Rhea

Is the word Pole really in line with his pole?

*swallowing hard* I believe you are correct.

On WENTKOREA! WENTKOREA! WENTKOREA!

Anonymous said...

Purrrrrfect :) How is it that every other country can score so big and the US is denied him soooooo much!
Thank God for the Aussies and now the Koreans....or we could have never ever been on Crotch Watch. I also must say only because it washes over me everysingletime...I mean really!
Went is so friggin' HOT...I mean people come on now...give it up for The Hotness that is Mr Wentworth Miller...
(backing away...tearing up...moaning softly)

3/23/07 2:37 AM

Beautifully stated. *clapping*

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Anonymous said...

I can't take this anymore.I'm done,I can't take him anymore,he is just too too much for me.It is way too painful knowing that I will never have him ever.It was much easier when I thought maybe he didn't like vagina but since he says he does,well not in those words exactly,I'm through with him...

3/23/07 6:43 AM

Anon, I think I love you.

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emily said...

i'm ummmm.....I have nothing witty to say at all. the fact that I'm not sleeping with him would be a little easier to stomach if he was maybe just a little bit of a dick. But no. Instead, he HAS a perfect dick and cries for Koreans. Does he HAVE an imperfection? I'm seriously asking....
(thanks yet again, dr. WFW. I won't be leaving my bedroom for days. wink wink)

LOL An imperfection? Not from where I'm sitting.

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tia said...

he keeps saying he likes a woman with style, so I can guess that Beigette is definitely not his girl

To Went, it's probably style for your shirt to match your shoes. Last I checked, The bows on Beigette's shoes matched her shirt beautifully. What?

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Anonymous said...

The reason GAP won't do something like that is because he's not the only celebrity featured in the campaign...and in Korea they've got loads of money to pay this new kid on the block actor to appear like a pop star. Here in the states I think all this sort of boy toy campaign might not be something a "serious actor" wants to associated with unless it's about promoting a film....not for a pair of jeans.

3/23/07 10:30 PM

Well Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me! Side note: You sound as if you know what you're talking about. Maybe you're in the industry? Can you tell Went to call me? Thanks.

On Wentworth Miller had left the building

emily said...

so, i don't know why I didn't think of this before but to find went, we just need to do a one week stake out. station people at a bunch of starbucks around LA and a couple of gap stores. he's bound to either go looking for coffee or boxers. then when he shows up, who ever is staked out at that spot just has to radio the rest of us and delay him until we get there. The plan is so clear to me now. It's flawless. I should work for the government. But not the EVIL PB government. The awesome kind of government. like the one in wentiville millertown.

What can I say to this emily? I've already proposed to you. What more can I do?

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Cosine said...

Deadbeatnymph, thanks for the secret spectacular Slash. Say that three times fast.

Secret spectacular slash - secret spectacular slash - secret spectacular slash!

You're welcome!

So, should Our Boy commit another classic blunder?

Oh yes! Yes please! *begging for more Went Slash on hands and knees*

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tee tee said...

maybe he got some Korean pussy while he was there I mean he did have a hard on in some of those pics

THANK YOU! So I'm not the only one that thought that. I feel better now.

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Anonymous said...

okaaaayyy..I don't get why we can't have a little Went Love here....what about his American fans, huh huh...the ones who keep tuning in every Monday night..why isn't he sharing the love with US!!!???

3/25/07 1:36 AM

*nodding*

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linds said...

godDAMMIT!!! Why can't I be Korean???? I saw the teary eye picture and my heart and cheeks just exploded - heart from being so full, cheeks from smiling.

*whispering* I cried with him.

On New Wentworth Miller Bean Pole Jeans Ad

cocot13 said...

I like it but I don't like what its doing to his ass it looks kinda flat, but I'd still hit that LOL, well if he'd let me

To which notthedoctor replied

Oh Korea, I liked you very much until now. Don't you know better than photoshop the BUTT??
tsk tsk tsk *shaking head*
Some Empires have fallen for less than that.

If you're going to fuck with Wentworth Miller's ass, you main as well just blow up the Sistine Chapel or a god damn pyramid. Same thing. You have been schooled. Don't EVER do that again.

On Wentcrazy goes to Korea

AJ said...

Well, the good news is, at least we now have a definitive way to differentiate Wentworth from Wentcrazy.

As is evident in the BPJ ads, Wentcrazy has no ass.

So, uh...now we know.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

AND

Anonymous said...

Face it, some guys just really like the whole exotic Asian thing. I'd put my money on Went ending up with an Asian girl. And I know Thailand isn't Korea but remember, "One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble."

3/27/07 9:35 AM

To which mama bear replied

Mmmmmm...I'm an exotic Asian thing and I sure know how to "Bang Kok," so Went/Wentcrazy: CALL ME!

AHA *deep breath* AHA *deep breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *stomach cramp*

On Prison Break Fin Del Camino 3/26 Live-blogging Recap

tia said...

I laughed my ass off when T-bag threatened to rape Michael that I didn't hear what Michael said after that,can someone tell me what his response was?

I'm still laughing as I type this!!

Aside from the Wentspanol and the bottle breaking and getting all stabby and just the absolutely SPECTACULAR chemistry that Wentworth Miller and Robert Knepper have, this was the hottest fucking thing...Good GOD. How. The. Fuck. does Robert Knepper do it? How? Yes I am "Kneeling for Knepper" at the moment. I am a FANGIRL FANGIRL FANGIRL! That is all.

On Wentkorea: It's Ain't Over

cocot13 said...

OMG those poses those poses!!!!!!!
I keep hearing Prince'a song "You Sexy Motherfucka" WFW you should put that on your jukebox

Done.

On The Two Martinis

Belgian said...

First! Yay!

Gay bar and lapdances... the only way to get through the night after Went not showing up. WFW, you got a girl and a boy lapdance? And still you're upset about Went not showing? You love the man more than I do, that's for sure :D

Bel

Oh yes Bel. I love Wentworth Miller more than words can say...*crying in a corner*

AND

Krissie said...

*tearing up*
WFW and Nic were there but Went wasn't...
Still bloody sad.
And I wish we had bars with cute gay men giving us lap-dances. *sigh*

No, Went wasn't there, but we found him! Coming soon in Part 3...

AND

nicbeast said...

That was hysterical! It was like I was there! Oh wait, I was!!

Tee Hee.

Yes. And then there were 2: Heinous and Lipgloss in all their glory.

On Prison Break Season 2 Finale Spoilers

Geisha said...

I am in mourning for my Kellerman. *sniff*

He was so brave.
*Crying uncontrollably*

KELLERMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*crying with you, again*

AND

emily said...
okay, I'm going to give sara one episode next season to bring the chemistry back. if she can do, I blame this seasons complete lack of sexual tension on her hormones. if not, then they can kill her and find someone else for Michael to fuck. excuse me, I meant make love to. Actually, I meant fuck. just do it already. And I won't even complain. seriously, I won't. ONE episode, do you hear me SWC???????? ONE!!!!!

AGREED!

On Wentworth Miller: Your Hiatus Checklist

WENTWORTH MILLER came back to the comments section! That hasn't happened since December!

WENTWORTH MILLER said

10. Happy Birthday.....deaaarrr

Ellen
Ester
Emily
Elle
Ehlana
Elizebeth

ahhh....I need more clue's

4/4/07 1:20 PM

To which I replied

Went, if I tell you the next letter that will totally give it away so no can do baby.

And then WENTWORTH MILLER said

Well you can't blame me for asking! I will sing what ever you want and when ever you want.

What a man...

On Wentkorea just goes on and on and on

WENTWORTH MILLER STRIKES AGAIN!

Belgian called him a lurker to which he replied

Mmmmhhh....I never LURK, I observe.

Oh Went, call it whatever you want. You're welcome here anytime. Oh and when his presence was known

AJ said...

Dear Wentworth,

I'd like to go down on you.

Love, AJ

You speak for us all...

AND

Dani said...

THIS BLOKE HAS SENT ME F#$%*! GAGA

WHEN WILL SOMEBODY SHOOT ME - WHEN???

There is no release from La Douleur Exquise and in the words of Carrie Bradshaw *ahem* "Or was I addicted to the pain, the exquisite pain, of wanting someone so unattainable." *shedding a tear*

On Wentworth Miller's Modeling Tips

Christine said...

WFW, I'm pretty much in love with your site, this post is absolutely wentgasmic.. thank you so much!

Flattery will get you EVERYWHERE Christine and thanks for reading!

AND

jans said...

Holy shit! I am hot!

that's so hilarious!!
although, yes, he's hot!

love you!!

Love you too!

AND

cocot13 said...

Oh my GOD look at his package in those white jeans,dayum!!,I know they say white makes you look bigger but dayum look at it!!

CROTCH WATCH!

AND

Dani said...

Why WHY?? Can't I position that man over my mouth so that I can taste that belly fluff #$!?!!

I'll show him angles - DAMN HIM

Oh Dani...I love you.

As always, thank you for your comments. I read each and every one of them...Even when it keeps me up til 3 am picking my favorites. Yes, yes...

Wentworth Miller's Modeling Tips

2007-04-05T12:16:00.000-04:00

Hi, I'm Wentworth Miller. When I'm not on the run, I wear Gap khakis and more recently, Bean Pole Jeans. You too can be a model. Let me show you how...

First, a little thing I like to call, the stretch and sigh. It helps me get prepared.

Annnnnnnd I'm ready. Shoot!

Hey! How'd that get in there?

I call this next one: Sparkle Motion

And now we wait...

I wonder what WFW is doing right now? Probably posting pictures of my ass...

See...OK, Wardrobe change!

Now...What's my motivation?

OK, ready again. Shoot!

CANDID!

One day, when you get REALLY good, you'll get shoe tie-ers. They're like fluffers but for models. They really do it for me.

Wanna come tie my shoes again?

It's cold as hell in here.

Doesn't Bean Pole make jackets?

Oh are we ready?

Game face baby!

OK, how'd that last one turn out? Holy shit! I am hot!

Come and get it...

My god look at this shirt...

Someone remind me not to go to WFW's site when I get home. She's gonna tear me a new one for this.

Modeling is hard work; I need a nap.

She's cute; Did she come with the set?

These pants are OBVIOUSLY not made for men who are as well endowed as I am. *chuckle*

Diva fits are always fun. I like to have one every now and again to balance out my good guy image. Observe:

I can't work like this!

I'm leaving.

But before I go:

Yeah, that's for you.

WentKorea just goes on and on and on

2007-04-04T01:16:00.000-04:00

Joey has sent me yet another video, this time from Style Magazine.

Holy Shit Went! When did you sleep? You can download it here. It's almost 10 minutes long and oh man is it ever good. This video includes lots of pics (photo shoots and candids) and even clips from The Human Stain, Ghost Whisperer and of course Prison Break. My thoughts:

1. The squeeing is starting to get to me and not in the way that one might think. I am starting to see why Went was so darned happy over there. Did I just say darned?

2. Went gives an undeniable Church shout out. We thought he might have been getting at it in the last interview and he totally was. He says the words Blue Steel. I fucking squeed.

3. He admits his love of hoodies and flip flops. Tee hee!

4. Ever the diplomat, Went likes it when you dress to please yourself, not him. It will show in the way you carry yourself. God I love this man.

5. OK now I JUST said that I was thinking at the end of Sona that they should have thrown Wentworth Miller the ball right? Well there's more of the Bean Pole Jeans photo shoot in here and he is holding a ball.

At one point he even starts throwing it up in the air and catching it and that is not even the best part. LOOK. AT. THAT. SHIRT. It's sleeveless! *biting fist* LOOK AT HIS ARMS! MY GOD!

6. The friendship bracelets he's wearing are explained. He got them from someone at the photo shoot.

7. He mentions wanting to work with Drew Barrymore and Reese Witherspoon. I could see Drew. That would work.

Oh and, he winks. *trying to breathe* He actually said the words Blue Steel, OUT LOUD and Did I make a big enough deal out of the sleeveless shirt b/c it deserves its own post...

I'm going to go die now.

UPDATE: Someone youtubed it so I didn't have to! Yay!

Thanks lelucaqui!

UPDATE #2: More of the shoot in two separate clips. You will need this player to view them. Here is Clip 1 and Clip 2. *shivering* I'm all tingly...

Thanks ring2222!

Wentworth Miller: Your Hiatus Checklist

2007-04-03T12:40:00.001-04:00

1. Call me

I've given you my number twice now. A lesser woman might see this as rejection but I think you just haven't gotten around to it yet, so get on that would you?

2. Rest

Oh, you poor baby, you work so much...You need downtime! Sleep, for a couple of weeks. Order takeout, watch TV, and just stay in bed.

3. Call me!

Wait, already said that ummm, Meet me at the top of the Empire State Building? I know it's very Sleepless in Seattle of me to ask but I promise it will be An Affair to Remember. Oh and about that proposal, what is your answer?

4. Read scripts

Yes, they're all shite but keep looking. KEEP LOOKING! The one for you is out there; I know it.

5. Get laid

Nice guys need "love" too! See #1. That will lead to #5 and then everybody's happy.

6. Call up some friends and go have a good time

So you don't club? Well do something else! Have a few. Kick back and relax. Go to the beach. Enjoy yourself!

7. Be photographed

You have a couple months off and all that I ask is that I see you walking to the store or to your car or something a few times. It gives us all so much joy to catch little glimpses of you. To you it's an annoyance, to us it's like a game! So, smile for the camera and make someones day.

8. Do at least one talk show

And talk. See, I don't ask much of you. I just want to hear you talk, and see you smile, and watch you move, and feel your breath on my neck...Sorry, lost my way. Yes, just talk and that should be fine.

9. Go see the family

I'm sure they miss you.

10. Release an album

You could sing Happy Birthday to every country and to some common names maybe? I'll give you a hint, my name is under the E's and isn't spelled the traditional way but sounds exactly the same. Go to a local crap shop, look for those mini license plates with people's names on them and look up the E's. Sing Happy Birthday to all of those. One of them is bound to be my name.

Oh Wentworth, I miss you already! *sniff*

Prison Break Season 2 Finale Spoilers

2007-03-30T13:52:00.000-04:00

They're here and they are oh so spoilery so only click if you REALLY want to know.

UPDATE: Since this is already at the top, let's discuss Sona here. I'll go first:

I have to say I didn't really like this episode though Went did well. After he bargained with the dealer my girl called me and said "Uh oh! Went got Gangsta!" LOL, She and her mom were impressed with him so good on you Went, you're converting them all, one at a time. And now a moment of silence.

*moment*

THEY KILLED MY KELLERMAN! THEY KILLED HIM! *wailing*

Kim finally went down, yes!

I'm not getting the whole experiment aspect. "That's exactly what we want him to do." Huh?

Last week was so much better than the finale but I'm glad they're back in jail.

That new prison looks FUCKED and I love it. Bellick shivering on the floor? Trannies gawking? Mike walking out onto what looks like a football field at the end? (In my head I was yelling "Throw him the ball!") This new place looks promising. Now just bring me T-bag and I'll be happy.

UPDATE #2: Go see Jared for some awesome screencaps!

The Two Martinis

2007-03-29T18:29:00.000-04:00

Continued from The Fellowship of the Pretty

Security screamed out "Alright, this is the last picture folks!" and with that, WFW and Nic took the very last picture of the night. After everyone left the stage, they hung around for a bit in the lobby to take pictures and to make sure WFW didn't see any more of her new boyfriend Amaury. Mmmmm Amaury. Their fellow parishioners hit the bathroom while they noticed Rockmond still there but they didn't get to see him. After the excitement was over, they realized once again that Went did not show up and they knew what they must do...Go out and get very, very drunk.

Of course, one also needs food when one gets drunk or they'll end up with a keyboard that no longer works (Don't. Ask.) and so they went to Canter's Deli (where they give you pickles as snacks) so they could get both.

The sadness sunk in for Nic and she looked miserable. WFW couldn't look at her. They needed to be comforted and so they ordered comfort food, macaroni and cheese and an ice cream sundae, and shared. Along with the Apple Martini's WFW had, and Nic's Diet Coke it helped things alot. Not one to be defeated, WFW knew what must be done, they must go somewhere where the music is loud, the drinks are expensive and the men are gay. The maichans suggested: The Abbey.

The Abbey was actually, well, an abbey. The gate, the archway, the men...The maichans dropped WFW and Nic off but didn't come in b/c they don't club. Just out of the car, a cute little blond boy walked up to WFW and said "I love your hair!" *happy sigh* WFW was home. They walked over to the pretty boy ID checker (so many pretty boys EVERYWHERE) and gained entrance. Once inside Nic saw her Georgia (if you've read her story, this makes sense to you), but didn't talk to him b/c he was making time with another cute boy. Nic and WFW went straight to the bar, getting smashed was necessary b/c Went did not show up. They tried to forget and ordered the biggest, most expensive Apple Martinis ever known to man (Nic would like to know how in a bar full of gay men she found the one straight one who proceeded to hit on her) and with their two Martini's,

they danced their way to a booth to have a seat.

On their way there, Nic got delayed by two pretty gay boys who complimented her on her top and boobs; Nic was happy. WFW sat first, sipping her drink and scoping out the place. She hadn't been seated for more than a few seconds before a girl came up to her and started dancing in her lap. "OK," WFW said and accepted the lap dance and danced back while seated. Not 10 seconds behind WFW, Nic walked up to the booth to find some random woman giving WFW a lap dance. Nic quickly searched her memory banks to see if she recognized the woman. Once she was sure she did not, Nic, impressed with WFW's speed at settling in, sat down and watched the show. When it was over, the girl got up and said "That was hot!" Well, WFW is kind of hot so...Time for more drinks!

At some point that WFW does not remember b/c she was getting drunker by the minute sipping on her Vodka and cranberry (who even knows what number she was on by now), their fellow parishioners arrived, ordered drinks and took their seats. Nearby Nic noticed a cute little Latin boy dancing alone and smiled at him. He walked over to them and started dancing like his life depended on it and so WFW got her second lap dance of the evening. Fabulous! This one however didn't just dance and run like the girl did, he stuck around to make sure everybody got some. Redlightmind got her groove on, Mickeydrewme wasn't having it and said "If he is gay, what is the point?" Tuckoo gave Nic her very strong rum and coke after tasting it and deciding she wanted to keep her liver. Kellythern sipped her Pina Colada, head bobbing back and forth to the music, watching the Latin Lothario (LL) give them all lap dances. And then, it was her turn. As she had gone commando, just for Went (see Went, you missed a pretty blond girl with a cute southern accent and no panties, for shame), she spent the entire time making sure her dress stayed firmly in place. LL did such a good job entertaining everyone that when he came back to WFW for more (Nic: WFW was dancing with LL up against the booth wall, bent over the table, sitting down…Impressive), not only did she mock fuck him but she put some money in his underwear. "Go buy yourself something nice," she said, or at least it sounds like something she would say. She doesn't remember...DRUUUUUUUUUUUNK.

Caption: Gerardo of Rico Suave fame will be playing the part of LL for visual purposes only. There are no pics from The Abbey b/c what happens in L.A. stays in L.A.

When the bar closed (yes, they closed it down) they were on their way out when Nic got felt up by LL who said "I love your boobs and your junk in the trunk. You are so beautiful!" Nic was pleased. At this time, Nic and WFW remembered they didn't have a ride home. In their infinite drunkness they followed their fellow parishioners to their cars even though they were going to take a cab. They were very drunk. They walked back across the street where two of the cutest boys ever hailed them a cab (Nic: I don't care what you say; I choose to believe the one with the prettiest brown eyes was straight and batting his pretty little eyelashes at me because he was interested. You have your fantasies, I have mine..). During the cab ride home, Nic asked why she is not a fag hag when she is so obviously meant to be one. WFW laughed, sat back in the seat and enjoyed the way the cabbie whipped his turns and speedily got them back to the hotel.

Once in bed, one minute WFW was typing and the next she was passed out. Morning came and they got dressed and ready to head back up the coast to Nic's place. Every time they saw a sign that said San Jose, they pointed and yelled. They're geeks, very big geeks. They magically found the Denny's and Burger King they searched for very easily, as well as free wireless in Santa Barbara (where they spent like 20 minutes held up in a parking lot on their laptops checking email, posting on message boards and chatting) and the beach.

While there they waded in the water,

took pictures,

and made their mark (Nic was the artist).

And then, they remembered that Went did not show up and they wondered, "Where is Went?"

A very important question, They decided that they should find out.

To be continued...

Wentkorea: It Ain't Over

2007-03-27T00:31:00.000-04:00

You thought it was, but it is NOT my friends. Click Here and then click on the blue TV at the bottom of the picture to watch! Why is he so cute? Why?

Thanks Joey!

Click Here to download the video above.

Thanks mickeydrewme!

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UPDATE: ANOTHER VIDEO! Click Here to watch Went work it some more! This link only works in IE and yes it hurt me physically to say those words.

Thanks baaca!

Click Here to download the video above.

Once again, Thanks mickeydrewme!

Prison Break Fin Del Camino 3/26 Live-blogging Recap

2007-03-26T14:29:00.000-04:00

The return of Went Skywalker, or Wentakin, take your pick. Yes!

We begin with Linc shouting "Michael!" because as you may or may not know, they were on their own private boat to freedom and Michael's silly ass got off to go find T-bag and set things right, bless his do-gooding heart but...Dammit Michael! Linc checks Michael's Treo/Blackberry/doohickey and sees a message from Sucre telling Michael that T-bag is in Panama City at the Fin Del Camino hotel and asking if he wants to help him put T-bag away for good. How could Michael refuse a message like that from his one true love? MiSu baby!

At the hotel, old one hand McGee is throwing playing cards into his straw hat, licking out that tongue and looking at a crumpled up piece of paper with an address on it looking like he's waiting for something, but for what? T-bag walks out on to the balcony and then...We see him. Wentakin, hooded and sexy, looking up and reminiscing about the horror that is T-bag. I forgot he killed some of those people. Nice Montage. Went Skywalker notices T-bag looking over at a couple of men seated at a table at a nearby outdoor cafe. Michael eyes the men, some boys playing soccer, the trash can nearby and baby boy has a plan. Michael is so smart.

Mahone is in a cab riding down the Panama coast calling Pam again. Didn't they break up? Dude, stop stalking your ex-wife cuz it is so over! Well...maybe it isn't. He's telling her that all he has to do is just one more thing and he'll be out. He's asking if she'll still be there for him and she says "I'm not saying No..." Awww he looks so happy I almost want to root for him but wait! He's hunting Michael so screw him! Mahone radios to ask if his people are in position and it's the guys outside of T-bag's hotel. WTF is going on here? All of a sudden firecrackers go off in the trash can that Michael was watching earlier and the Feds reach for their guns. Michael observes but does nothing.

Later, a little kid comes up to him and asks him if that was good (setting off the firecrackers) and Michael pays him. Ummm but all of this was in Spanish. WENTWORTH MILLER WAS SPEAKING SPANISH AND IT WAS HOT. Wait, son tuyos? It's yours? OH MY FUCKING GOD HE SAID "IT'S YOURS." Let's rewind that. AGAIN! and AGAIN! and AGAIN! OK I have to stop doing that or I will never finish this. OK wait, just once more. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *fangirl sigh, melting inside, falling to the floor, slowly dying* And just when I think I can take no more, Sucre pops out...JACKPOT! Yes Amaury, you too Papi, get over here. And then out comes Bellick making me laugh. "Que pasa Scofield." AHAHAHAHA I love you Wade. Bellick accuses Michael of being in Panama City to try and get the money but Michael tells him all he wants is to see T-bag locked up again. "Dudley Freakin' Doright," AHAHAHA Bellick! Sucre tells Michael he didn't know he would be there and Michael tells him that he got the message he left for him. Sucre says he sent no message and asks for Michael's help getting the money so Bellick will release Maricruz. OK let's watch Went speak Spanish again, and again, and again...

This is as far as I got with the recap. I think it was the Spanish. I'll try again tomorrow. Goodnight!

pic source

Wentcrazy Goes to Korea

2007-03-25T12:15:00.000-04:00

You know, after the high of Wentkorea wore off I asked myself, self, who was that man in Korea? That wasn't Wentworth Miller! Singing? Tears? Flirting? Kisses? Hugs? I love you? Picture snapping at the airport? Welcomed stalking? A plethory of ass shots? Surely you jest! I mean, the Went I know wants to be left alone right? He wants to be like Edward Norton and Billy Crudup where you never hear about them unless they have a project coming up. So why in the world would a man who normally seems so uncomfortable with attention suddenly seem to be so absolutely giddy about it? Because my friends, that was NOT Wentworth Miller at all, oh no, THAT was Wentcrazy. I haven't been keeping up with the news so I totally missed it but apparently we were warned of Wentcrazy's return. Obviously, the authorities were not able to hold him and he is the one who went to Korea and was so happy to be out of the psych ward, that he did all the things that the Wentworth Miller we know would never do for the rest of us. Why didn't I see this before? More on this developing story later. I'll see if I can't get Went on the horn again for an explanation...

Thanks SavMed for helping me see the light!

New Wentworth Miller Bean Pole Jeans Ad

2007-03-24T13:19:00.000-04:00

[Bean Pole Jeans Ad]

OH. MY. GOD.

Thanks Baaca!

Wentworth Miller Has Left the Building

2007-03-23T08:42:00.000-04:00

2 weeks ago today, a girl flew across the country to see Wentworth Miller and he didn't show up. Today, Wentworth Miller is flying back to L.A. after seeing many, many, many OTHER girls...hugging them, blowing them kisses, flirting with them, talking to them, smiling and laughing with them, god damn crying for them, motherfucking singing to them and in another country even...

Life just doesn't seem fair sometimes. *sigh*

The operative word here is leaving. Wentkorea is over! He'll come back to La La Land where no one will take pics of him and we won't see him again for months and even then pics will be few and far between...Enjoy your day!

UPDATE: I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone that I didn't thank during the madness. Chelle, thanks for the alert. I don't know what the hell I was doing. Meng, thanks for the singing alert and please, don't be afraid of how much I freaked out and how desperately I begged for the link. I'm completely sane, really. Maichan, thanks for collecting all the pics and putting them into a lovely Flickr album. That really helped my eyes. I can't read Korean. Mink, thanks for bitching with me, eventhough it's 2 weeks later. I love you. Deadbeatnymph, thanks for the secret spectacular Slash. Say that three times fast. Thanks Chunkymonkey and Wentbreak, you guys were on the pic and vid situation and you rock. Goodgirl, you were a very good girl. Jared, as always, thanks for getting us the pics we can't get ourselves and for your Wentblogging. Primulablue and Phouse1964, thanks for thinking of me; You know how I love Went's ass! Thanks Brookeonline for the package shot. CROTCH WATCH (Thanks Nic for coining the term, lol, I love it)! Thanks Stranger for Youtubing the Happy Birthday song. I could barely hear it on the original vid for some reason. (Can anyone get me audio only for this? I have a feeling it will be played quite a bit as I fall asleep at night...Especially since my birthday was 2 days after Paley, you know, where Went didn't show up). Thanks Baaca for the first vid and for alerting us to his leaving. I think that's everyone. I'm going to go do some shots...in 5 hours when I get off work.

UPDATE #2: Went at the airport and some HQ images from Jared!

This pic REALLY does it for me:

Korea, this is how much he loves you!

WENTKOREA! WENTKOREA! WENTKOREA!

2007-03-23T01:24:00.000-04:00

I pledge allegiance to Korea...The pics are pouring in. My favs so far:

Ass shots first because really, what else matters?

Oh baby...

TAKE IT OFF!

Yup, he's eye-fucking YOU. Yeah YOU in front! Be grateful!

The way his lips are wrapped around that bottle. OH GOD HELP ME!

Crotch Watch 2007. It leans to the right. You heard it here first.

What Watch Went?

CROTCH WATCH!

*laughing with Wentworth*

Biker Wentworth

I love it when he talks with his hands.

Wentworth Miller, what are you up to? *grin*

Michael Scofield action figure?

Look at how he cradles her in his arms...YOU LUCKY FUCKING BITCH!

He's ready for his close up...

Have you ever noticed how Liquid Sex comes out of that perfectly shaped head? And look! STUBBLE!

Work it baby!

Awww look how happy he is!

By request:

Went with gifts!

More happy Wentworth!

He blew kisses!

And are those tears I see in his eyes. *tearing up* That's it! Consider this a marriage proposal. That's right, I'm really doing it.

*kneeling and taking a deep breath*

Wentworth Miller, Will you marry me?

*looking up into those eyes*

One last look...Oh Wentworth, I love you! *sniff*

LOADS MORE PICS HERE

UPDATE: The videos are pouring in now and HE SANG! OMG, HE SANG! He sang and I yelled at the top of my lungs at 3 in the morning.

Went describes what he likes in a woman

31 minute video!

Went in Korea: The Highlights

Went on Korean TV. Best part: "Bad Girl." Bad girl? Oh Went, you have NO idea...

Wentworth Miller shouts I love you in Korean to the crowd. Should I be jealous yet?

Wentworth Miller's Bean Pole Jeans Ad

2007-03-22T11:47:00.000-04:00

What can I say? It deserved its own post. Lord help me...

[First Bean Pole Jeans ad]

Wentworth Miller has arrived in Korea

2007-03-21T07:41:00.000-04:00

And our very own Joey is on the case! She sends this for your enjoyment....

*HUGE GRIN* He looks beautiful! Why is Wentworth Miller in Korea you ask? Why to look pretty of course! God he's hot...

Thanks Joey!

UPDATE: MORE PICS!

UPDATE #2: Seok Ho Feel from the comments on Just Jared posted a link to another one.

So sweet!

UPDATE #3 (tee hee): Went in fitted clothes! Did you hear me FITTED! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! There fucking better be a shot of that fantastic ass somewhere in this ad, but Holy Shit his clothes are fitted. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! For More Pics go here!

UPDATE #4: And now I'm dead. OH. MY. GOD.

THANK YOU chunkymonkey and deadbeatnymph! *dying again*

I have risen from the dead for Update #5: But damn if that woman didn't fuck up my ass shot

Butt wait!

Oooooo, there we go. Look at him smiling at fans across the street who have come to see him. Why is he so sweet? More here. Jared is ON IT!

Update #6 (Did I mention I loved Korea? Wentkorea! Wooooooooo!):

Wentworth Miller enjoying the squeeing. I'll squee for you baby...

Once again chunkymonkey I thank you!

Update #7 (I wonder how long I can keep this post going):

Went says Hello. :)

Prison Break Renewed for Third Season

2007-03-21T06:52:00.000-04:00

And finally here it is! Official Word! You won't have to give up your Weekly Went yet...

Fox has picked up the action drama "Prison Break" for a third season.

SPOILERY BITS

But while stars Miller and Purcell will return next season, don't consider them safe, Scheuring said, hinting that one of them might not survive beyond the first couple of episodes.

source

One may be gone within the first couple of episodes next year? Interesting...Well we know all we need to know. It's back and so is he. YES!

Prison Break Panama Recap

2007-03-20T09:19:00.000-04:00

I didn't do a recap of this one yet as the episode didn't have my full attention but what did catch my eye was this:

That's all the tat I get? Seriously? Excuse me while I throw things...

My face right now:

Thanks mink!

Jared has something for you!

Wentworth Miller doesn't have time for love

2007-03-16T11:20:00.000-04:00

But does he have time for sex? If so, I'm available...

Wentworth Miller, star of the series Prison Break, aspires to date, settle down and even start his own family but his hectic work schedule leaves him no room for love.

Miller is currently single and a little lonesome. "I've had a few dates that I was able to squeeze in here and there. The truth of the matter is, I'm working 14-hour-days and that doesn't leave you too much time to socialize--which can be lonely sometimes. I'd love to settle down and have a wife and kids, but not right now. There are things I want to achieve before I do that," said Miller.

At present, he keeps himself busy with his work on Prison Break where he plays Michael Scofield, a highly intelligent structural engineer out to save his brother Lincoln Burrows (Dominic Purcell). And while he is loveless, his devoted fan pool will just have to fill in his solitude.

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Awwww baby! Are you lonely? Maybe if you show up you'll get a little attention. OK, that is THE LAST TIME I'm going to mention it...Today. That pic reminds me that the tattoo is back Monday! Mmmm, tattoo. Let's look back at tattooed Wentworth.

Wet Wentworth

Fingering Wentworth

Belly Fuzz Wentworth

Wife Beater Wentworth

Wet and walking around in a fucking towel Wentworth

Stretch that swimmers body Wentworth!

Hark, who goes there Wentworth

Hit it from the back Wentworth

Laying down and waiting for me to climb on top Wentworth

And finally, the best job in the world...Touching Wentworth

*SIGH* I can't wait to see the tattoo again.

Wentworth Miller is in Pensacola Florida

2007-03-15T13:30:00.000-04:00

If you are too then good for you! Don't expect me to be excited for you. Yeah, I'm bitter.

Wentworth Miller, co-star of Fox TV series “Prison Break”, dined at Global Grill last night with two friends. All wore hats to disguise themselves and sat in the back area of the main dining room. Miller kept his back to rest of the restaurant with his hat over his eyes most of the time.

Typical Pensacola, people sitting next to him paid the group not attention. They just assumed that they were another group on Spring Break.

Miller and his group were the last guests to leave Global Grill.

Prison Break is filming in Pensacola this week.

Thanks baaca!

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The Buzz is Back

2007-03-15T13:12:00.000-04:00

And no, I didn't get to see it in person at Paley b/c Went wasn't there. I wonder how many posts I can work that into? For stills from Monday's all new epsiode, you know what to do...Go see Jared!

The Fellowship of The Pretty

2007-03-14T02:23:00.000-04:00

Long ago, in a land far far away, there were three girls on a quest for The Precious. Word came from the West of a festival in the City of Angels and so they decided to go on a journey, hoping to catch a glimpse of The Pretty. Nic came from northern California; She was the closest. Sam came from Seattle, still on the west coast and relatively close. WFW, however, came from Baltimore, Maryland...all the way across the fucking country, to see Went, who didn't show up. The three had never met in person but Wentworth Miller brought them all together.

Before the Tears

Nic spent the day before making chocolate chip cookies for WFW’s birthday. She went to work, where at the evil castle, they tried to imprison her and force her into slavery. But, Nic is clever and cunning, or just sneaky, and when no one was looking, she tip-toed out the back door. Once free of her captors, she laughed manically and ran to her car where she created the beautiful, yellow “Wet for Went” sign, just in case she didn’t recognize the illustrious blogger. People waiting at the airport seemed to take issue with it. Nic giggled to herself.

WFW didn't sleep the night before. She doesn't like to fly and wanted to be exhausted on the plane since she was flying without drugs. Her first stop was Houston and had she known that Went wasn't going to show and was probably still in Dallas at the time, she may have blown off her connecting flight and gone Went hunting instead. Ahhh, hindsight. Her next stop was San Jose where Nic was waiting in the terminal with a sign; WFW was amused.

They took a picture of themselves to commemorate their first meeting...

WFW and Nic jumped into the SUV and headed to Mama Nic's to pick up her Wentworth Miller sketches, for Went, who didn't show up. She's an artiste. WFW is looking at her sketch right now (YAY!). Then it was on to breakfast, Best Buy (where they got the best deal ever on 2GB SD cards), Starbucks and the liquor store before heading down to L.A. baby! They took the non-scenic route and sang all the way there listening to Nic's iPod and the CDs WFW made for Went, who didn't show up. Thirty minutes outside of L.A., Nic started whining about how she was tired of being in the car. WFW told her to suck it up and she did. When they finally got to L.A., it smelled like...L.A. and they headed for the Best Western Hollywood Hills.

When they arrived, Sam was sleeping as she had checked in first. WFW called mickeydrewme and redlightmind b/c she didn't want to be in the hotel unless she was sleeping and they all went to Mel's where they met kellythern and bradybunch. WFW's caramel dolce whatever-the-fuck from earlier kept her quite acquainted with the porcelain god (Nic: Poor WFW). Good times. Suddenly, it was time for bed and the day they'd all been waiting for.

D-Day

They awoke the next day to see 300 with maichan and mr. maichan, and it motherfucking rocked. (Nic: Can I get an Amen!!) Was there any doubt? While at The Grove they had lunch and ran into their fellow parishioners once again, this time joined by tuckoo, with Gap bags in hand displaying the visage of one Wentworth Miller. Although they all knew of the bags' existence, They screamed when they saw them anyway b/c they're geeks. After a quick chat, they broke company and The Went Trio and The maichans decided to go bum rush The Gap and get their own bags. They caused quite the commotion. One gap employee claimed Went as her own while Nic corrected her but they were all one-upped by the male employee that exclaimed "Oh no honey, he is mine!" The Fellowship told of their quest and how in a matter of hours, it would be complete, for then, they would see him.

Back at the hotel, it was time to get ready. WFW is low maintenance so she just changed her shirt while her girly girl companions got all, well, girly (Nic had to make sure the boobs were just right! Went is a boob man after all! Sammie of course had to get even more gorgeous. Perhaps WFW just didn't care enough? No, that couldn't have been it). They left WFW to drink and entertain the maichans. The time came to attend the blessed event and they were off.

They got there an hour early to watch the arrivals and no sooner did they enter before a woman said to WFW "You wore the shirt!" to which she replied, "I did." The First Church of Wentworth Miller, uniting Went fans everywhere. The Fellowship called the security guys Secret Service and flirted with them; A couple of them were fucking hot and they loved the way they gave orders. They met some William Fitchner fans and shared their love of The Bill. He plays the hell out of Mahone.

Photographers asked what WFW's shirt said so she read it out loud for them and one of them said "My name is Wentworth!" so she replied "I guess that means I'm wet for you too then." He blushed. Photogs took pics of their shenanigans and they ended up on Wire Image and Getty (Page 2) (DAMN look at that ass). It's party time wherever they go b/c that's just how they roll. Just then, the cast started coming out of the glass door for snapshots with the MTR backdrop and to give little mini interviews. As they looked on, Amaury's fine ass came walking out and for a moment, WFW considered running over and licking him but she decided against it as Secret Service was everywhere. Although, Nic would have run interference for WFW, since she had bail money. K.W. was there salivating in anticipation, like the rest of us, waiting for Went, who didn't show up. Secret Service warned the crowd that it was showtime and so they went in and took their seats and realized that they were in the front row...THE FRONT ROW. Nic was sure she heard angel’s voices from on high when she saw the seats.

The Program

The pilot starts to play and as it does, Season One Wentworth shows his beautiful face. Mmmm, Wentworth will be coming out soon. They can hardly wait. The time comes to say a phrase that should definitely be on a T-shirt "Properly Propagated," and so they all say it, all three times. They say it with him, for he is OLP. The Pretty, His Royal Gapness, The smartest and most beautiful con in all the land. His bucket hat runneth over with sexiness, he has the face of an angel and his lap would be anyone's final destination. They swoon when he waves his weapon. The way he points and the way he shoots and Oh God the fingers...WFW blacks out and when she comes to she grins and says, "Welcome to Prisneyland fish." The lights come up and although they were ushered into the theater before they actually saw Went come out, they have faith that he is there.

And now it's time to introduce the cast and The Fellowship gives them a hearty welcome. Nic stealthily sits her camera on her knee and sets it up to take pictures without being caught. The whole cast is even better looking in person than on TV. Unbefuckinglievable! First out, Wade Williams who WFW giggles every time she sees b/c of his role as the scary but hilarious Priest on The Bernie Mac Show. Yay! Next is Rockmond Dunbar who WFW remembers from Soul Food, the series on Showtime. Yay again! Next out, Robert Knepper...Mmmm the Knep and he gives us all a lovely gesture to prove that he does have both hands in real life. They're so glad he did b/c they really weren't sure. MOTHERFUCKING YAY! Next, Holy shit look at that suit and those dimples...Visions of Cellie Sandwiches danced in their heads...It's Amaury Nolasco and good fucking god does he look hot. YAY YAY YAY YAY, Can you do that walk out again? More Yay and WFW adds an "Ow!" to the end for effect. Oh yes, he deserves it. Nic joins WFW in the catcalls seriously thinking about revising her “Laminated List” and adding Amaury. Next out Sarah Wayne Callies looking pregnant only in the belly, glowing and looking beautiful. YAAAAAAAAAAAY! Next out is Dominic Purcell. He's hot too but if he's just come out, then they know who must be next. Squees are suppressed, eyes glaze over, hearts beat faster and he's coming, he's fucking coming! The next name is read and it's...NOT HIM? WTF?

And so they have their first casualty: Sammie. May she rest in peace. We loved her, but she died that day of a broken heart. She made a beautiful corpse and she requested that she be buried with Wentworth Miller. Nic had a look of horror on her face as she realized what was happening and the color had drained from it. WFW felt her heart stop but kept smiling anyway. Wentworth Miller did not show up. The world has ended.

WFW pretends everything is OK; What else is she gonna do? Cry? She reaches over and rubs Sammie's leg to try and stop the tears from coming. Went not being there was the elephant in the room and it threatened to sit on and suffocate everyone in the audience. They had lumps in their throats and they were in pain...but they had to press on. The moderator asked how each cast member got involved in the project.

Wade was looking for work but didn't think his four year old would approve; His Agent made him go for it.

Rockmond was working on another show that didn't go anywhere; The Prison Break Gods were happy as they wanted him for their own.

Robert's wife told him he needed a job; His choices included Professor Rob, Ranger Rob and Actor Rob.

Amaury found out he was a favorite while taking a leak next to Paul Scheuring; Oh and he doesn't like to read (which Dom pointed out, lol, Dom is a hot smart ass).

Sarah locked her keys in the car before her audition and afterwards called AAA to come help and had to watch all the execs she auditioned for walk out as she sat waiting for 4 hours; She probably got the job out of pity.

Dom was surfing and working on another show he'd like to forget; He was sure he got the part b/c he's just cocky like that.

The Highlights

Robert and Amaury noticing WFW's shirt and the look between them.

WFW catching Amaury looking at her. She then looked him in the eye and smirked and he smiled back.

Amaury saying fuck (Fuck is such a great word) and then covering his mouth in surprise and turning to Sarah's belly and saying into it "Don't say those words!" (Nic: Mmmmmm, Amaury saying fuck...)

Sarah explaining to the audience the reason Amaury was talking to her lap is because she is pregnant.

Real life prisoners got a hold of Wentworth Miller's cell phone number and called him, repeatedly (Nic would like to sign up for con school).

There WILL be a season 3 and they'll be shooting in Dallas, Florida and Louisiana.

The tattoo IS coming back (on Monday to be exact), and when the question was asked, WFW made a rather orgasmic noise that she didn't intend to make out loud which prompted Amaury to say "Clean up on aisle 4."

Sarah stopping mid sentence to say "Oh you don't care about the tattoo, you just want to see Wentworth Miller with his shirt off," and The Fellowship yelling out "Yes, that's exactly what we want," in response.

Sarah giving the what about me face after Paul mentioned one of the key parts of the show's appeal being the hunky guys and WFW and company yelling out "Oh you're hot too! Sarah!" and clapping.

Rob being T-bag for a moment to say a line that was directed at Michael that didn't get into one of the first season episodes, "I'm gonna light up that leather donut boy." WFW is so sorry that didn't make it in and she's strangely turned on.

WFW telling Amaury she wanted a picture and him saying "Oh she wants a picture; OK let's take this picture right now." Then when he was taking too long, WFW hurried him and he said "Oh you're only into Wentworth anyway," to which she replied "But you're my #2!"

Sarah telling the story of her morning sickness before the shooting of the kissing scene on the train and WFW saying out loud "I could tell," before realizing that she said it. Ooops! It was a compliment though. We all know they could have done better. Nic smacked WFW and told her “Shhhhh!! That’s not very nice!” WFW making the what did I do face.

WFW telling Amaury to take a pic with her "hot friend Sammie."

WFW asking Amaury what he was doing after and him saying "I don't know," and then remembering, turning back around and saying "Oh yeah, we're going to dinner." Fooking Security rushed him off before a location could be obtained. Mmmmm Amaury. WFW considered cheating on Went. Afterall, he cheats on her ALL the time. It's only fair...

Pam finding WFW, putting pinky cuffs in her hand and agreeing to take Went's gift bag to him.

His gift bag included: An engraved iPod Shuffle and some CDs (he needs all the help he can get, he likes the Scissor Sisters *making gagging noises* Nic likes them too, but she's a freak),

CD #1

CD #2

CD #3

a Starbucks gift card, a WFW T-shirt and bracelet, two beanies knitted by Nic, two sketches drawn by Nic Mother, and a shorty of Cutty. It's just not a gift bag without the liquor. Too bad we didn’t know about His Royal Hotness being a no show ahead of time; We could have bought larger bottles to assuage our sorrows. *Sigh*

WFW got a pic with Robert Knepper!

And who could forget that hot hot hot Amaury...Although while getting the Amaury pic, SOMEONE jumped up onto the stage and weaseled their way in and fucking took over. *rolling eyes*

For notes that will make you feel like you were there, go here. For some reason, she found it amusing that Went wasn't there.; She's lucky her notes are good...

Let's have a bit more Amaury...

WFW is seriously crushin' on Amaury, in case you couldn't tell. I guess that's what happens...when Went doesn't show up (Yes, it had to be said, AGAIN).

*whispering very softly* Went, I forgive you.

To be continued...

Wet For Went is Five Months Old Today!

2007-03-14T00:53:00.000-04:00

And guess what Went got me? No really, guess!

OK, OK, I'll tell you. He got me a Paley Non-Appearance! It's what I've always wanted!

Goodbye Wentworth Miller

2007-03-12T20:36:00.000-04:00

You know what? Fuck the optimism and bravery; I'm in fucking pain and I'm fucking pissed off. I'm shutting down the blog. Have a nice life Wentworth Miller. The love affair is over. Goodbye!

OK, I'm an evil bitch, lol. I was totally lying. I thought y'all would call me on my bullshit but since you're getting serious I have to come clean. The truth is I just don't have the Paley post together yet and I thought that if you thought I was somewhere crying, you guys would stop asking for it, lol. I apologize.

The Cry Heard Round the World

2007-03-10T11:56:00.000-05:00

I'm sure you all know by now that Wentworth Miller was not at Paley. He and Bill Fitchner (who also wasn't there and I was looking forward to meeting) must still be shooting and since they're down to the wire, I can't get mad about that. I mean, we want our Prison Break right? Don't cry for us though, we still had an an awesome time. Turns out second row of the front left orchestra was FRONT ROW and in my Wet For Went tank, let's just say I was noticed (I may even end up on the some website somewhere as multiple photographers took my picture, lol). Everyone was funny and entertaining and we got definite confirmation that there WILL be a Season 3 (YAY!). Amaury was looking DAMN HOT, Sara looked absolutely beautiful, Robert was super nice as was Wade, Rockmond was fine as hell and Dom was well, Dom; It was still a really good night and we got pictures and we have tales but we'll save that for when I have more time. For now, enjoy this lovely pic Nic took (she was the photographer), I have to shower and check out of the Best Western Hollywood Hills so we can head back up the coast for Part Two of my California adventure. It's amazing what a few Apple Martini's, an ice cream sundae and a a few lap dances from both men and women can cure. Gay Bars make life worth living. More later. Wentworth Miller: We still love you!

The time has come...

2007-03-07T11:25:00.000-05:00

This time tomorrow I'll be in the land of plastic people. While I'm there, I will be having as much fun as possible which means my laptop will be in my hotel room. I will pop into the chat box and the comments of this post from time to time to say hello and of course I will make sure I post SOMETHING on the 10th. And now a message for Went:

Wentworth Miller, are you listening? Sit on the right side of the stage. NOT MY RIGHT, YOUR RIGHT. I'll be sitting in the Front Left Orchestra, second row. See you soon. *grin*

Wentworth Miller You've Been Slashed Again

2007-03-06T12:12:00.000-05:00

And. it. is. hot.

I have spent my morning reading Slash (apparently my job is to goof off) as I really can't concentrate on anything other than Paley. Not only is it approaching fast, it's actually about to smack me in the face and the thought of that makes me...well...horny, as does the thought of most things. Who says men think about sex more? That statistic needs to be revisited....Anyway on to the Almighty Slash.

Starring:

Wentworth Miller

Jensen Ackles

and Jared Padalecki

Oh no wait, we need to see Jared's fingers:

Ah, There we go... *grin*

NC-17 kiddies. Drug Use. If you're not into Slash, don't click. If you are, enjoy this Finger Porn.

Prison Break Sweet Caroline Recap

2007-03-06T08:46:00.000-05:00

OK so no recap yet...I fell asleep. It'll be up later. For now I will just say, I thought I wanted to know what was on that tape but now I've changed my mind. I would like to un-know it.

*Sideshow Bob shudder*

Prison Break Wash 2/26 Live-Blogging Bitchy Recap

2007-03-04T17:07:00.000-05:00

Late as hell, here is the recap for Wash. WARNING: I was in a bad mood.
***SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS***

That's what I'm talking about. First shot is of Wentworth Miller. Mmmmmm Wentworth. We can see the tape is playing but we can't hear anything. Sara says "Oh My God." OK I'd like to hear the tape too you know. What is this, the new what is Big's real name conspiracy? Am I going to hear the tape in the last episode of the show? What is on the fucking tape? And why does it look like someone faded Went's hair too much on one side? Maybe it's the lighting. I need a nap.

Mahone is red xing the con's pictures and reminding the FBI, and us, who is left to catch/kill. Yeah like I don't remember but it's oddly calming to see Abruzzi's face again. I miss him. Bellick shows up mid-speech looking for his reward money. Mahone takes him into his office and threatens the shit out him "If you ever come to my office again, not only will you never see the cash, you'll never see another sunrise." That's what I like to see baby! Mahone gives him his new assignment: Sucre.

Back to the three musketeers. They're trying to figure out what to do with the tape. Linc is yelling again. They decide they need to call Jane, Aldo's bud, the one watching LJ. Formerly head-butt girl. I am just learning her name.

Kellerman is buying a sniper rifle, lol, he's gonna do some killin. I love you Kellerman. The car trunk rifle salesman tells him that the rifle has been tampered with to fool ballistics and the serial numbers have been removed in case he won't be shooting at tin cans and Kellerman says "No I'm hunting bigger game than that." *chuckling* Then Kellerman kills the salesman. Someone should really count how many people have died in this show. I'd like to see that figure.

Awww look at the glimpses of Season 1 Michael in the credits. So cute.

Marky Mark's new movie might be kind of good but I don't know if I'd pay for it. The new Mac and PC commercial is funny as usual and not just b/c I'm an Apple whore. The Wedding Bells? They make some dumb ass shows. Finally PB is back; I fucking hate commercials.

C-Note is posting on europerangoldfinch.net trying to get Mike to contact him. Mahone is getting impatient. Does C-Note really think Mike gives a flying fuck about him? Now if it was Sucre, he'd come through.

A phone rings and LJ picks up. Linc is calling and he's being all fatherly. See I want to see more of this Dom. Linc is telling him it's almost over and he can come get him but LJ just wants to stay where he is and have a somewhat normal life. Linc is hurt. Awww, good acting Dom!

T-bag has shown up at a Psychiatrist's office. HAHAHAHAHAHHA

Jane gave them a name: Cooper Green and Michael calls. He gets a secretary that tells him Cooper isn't available until he drops Aldo's name. Oh Went you have such a sexy voice I can't concentrate. The secretary connects the call to Cooper and Mike sets up a meeting. Sara says good luck and holds his hand, I know MiSa is squeeing but I am not feeling the sexual tension AT ALL. I have better chemistry with my cat. Don't you want him Sara? *singing* Don't you want him ohhhhhhhhh!

Sara goes to her Dad's grave and the guy she called (way back when) at the beginning of the season for help at the payphone (right before the other lady who looked like her was shot dead in a pretty awesome drive-by scene) just happens to be there. He's been waiting for her to show up. He didn't tip anyone off and he wants Sara to trust him.

Bellick is back to talk to Sucre's cousin again but not to threaten this time. He is offering a transfer to a minimum security prison for Sucre's location. Seriously Sucre, you're hot and all, but that new prison looks tight. I think you're toast.

Sucre and Maricruz are pulling up to his Aunt's house. Awww the happiness. I want Sucre to get away.

T-bag is spilling his guts and he's weepy. Awww T-bag. And here it comes: He didn't really plan to talk to him once he got into his office. He saw an ad with his face on it at the bus stop and thought they looked similar. He wants his identity and now he's bludgeoning him to death.

I might see Premonition and Black Snake Moan is a definite must see. I'm such a movie whore. OK enough with the fucking commercials. Are you smarter than a 5th grader, lol. Probably not...

Cooper Green goes to answer the ringing payphone and it's Linc. Linc tells him to toss his suit jacket in the trash. Then he tells him to be at the phone on the other side of the park in 4 minutes. Cooper starts to run and Linc spots a tail and calls Michael. Linc tells him to get into the fountain. It's so good to see Michael's beautiful brain working again. We know this is all his doing. After Cooper gets out of the fountain a kid walks up to him and hands him a phone. He says someone paid him $20 to give the phone to first wet guy he sees. If brains were penises...Michael's brain is so hot. Cooper answers the phone and Linc tells him to go into the building and stay on the phone for instructions. One of the men following him answers his phone and it's Kim. The guy tells Kim where they are and that they have people around back. Fucking Kim.That's why your face is fucked up. Kim immediately calls Mahone to tell him where to go to get Michael and then tells him he can get rid of C-Note. Awww C-Note.

Mahone tells C-Note that he's a good man and a good father but he doesn't need him anymore and that he will still make sure that his wife stays out of jail and that his daughter is cared for as long as he does what he asks.

"I'm gonna keep my promise to you and I'm gonna help your family but I'm gonna need your help too and this is something that you're not gonna wanna do and I don't want you to do this but I need you to do this and if you don't I will have Kacee arrested again and I will have Dede's medical care stopped and I will hate myself and it'll make me sick but I swear to God I will ruin their lives don't make me."

Holy Shit Fitchner! Fantastic delivery. C-Note wants to know what the hell he's talking about. "Later today you'll get a package from me, I want you to use it." Mahone walks out with C-Note screaming after him wanting to know what's in the package. Good scene.

Linc is still giving Cooper directions. Cooper, that's a stupid name. Cooper is in the basement now.

Sara is with her dad's old friend and he takes her to Cooper Green. Wait what?

The man who says that he's Copper Green is walking into the room that Michael's in as Sara frantically calls Linc to tell him that the man Michael is with is not Cooper Green! SUSPENSE!

Fucking commercials. Yay 24 is next!

Linc is running like hell to get to Michael. Faux Cooper Green is trying to coax the tape away from Michael but Michael is still questioning him. FCG says he's asthmatic and needs to get back to the car. He's trying to rush him and it works. By the time Linc gets to the room they were in, they're gone. Michael tells FCG that his mom was an asthmatic and asks what he uses in his inhaler and FCG is getting tired of the questions. Mike tells him this is the last one. FCG picks one of the three choices and it looks like it was right as they start to walk on but wait! AHAHAHAHHA it was wrong and Mike is kicking ass again. He falls behind him just enough to ram his head into a wall and then he kicks him. Oh Went I love it when you're violent. *cackling* Here comes Linc right on time.

T-bag is buying a ticket to Bangkok. Why the fuck is he going to Bangkok? There are no direct flights, he will have to connect. His bag with the 5 mil in it is over the carry on weight limit so he has to check it...Uh Oh. As it sails down the conveyor belt, I wonder if we'll ever see it again.

Kellerman is fingering some ammo...Mmmm sexy. He walks into an office to see his sister Christine and it's Maggie from Six Feet Under! I miss SFU *sniff* They get to talking about family and we hear about his horrible family life. He says his father was dead way before his funeral and it was only a formality and that just b/c a woman spits you out her crotch doesn't make her your mother and he calls his mom insane. Wow Paul. Why are you so hot to me right now? Christine is hurt that he left her at 18 and he tells her he's sorry and that he thinks of her everyday. "I'm not the brother you remember." He says he doesn't know the difference between good or bad anymore and that he has to do something that a lot of people are going to think is horrible and he just wants her to remember the brother she grew up with. "You're my sister Christine; I love you." *tears* Awww Kellerman.

Mahone catches up with FCG and he's holding an ice pack to his face. AHAHAHAHA Mahone calls Kim to tell him that the brothers are gone. Mahone is starting to ask questions. He wants to know why the hell they would be 15 min from the prison they escaped from trying to see someone from the Attorney General's Office. Kim is trying to insinuate that they may be after the President and wants to know what his point is and Mahone says "Burrows is innocent?" Uh Mahone, ya think? Kim says "No one is truly innocent and he should know that." Someone please off Kimmy already.

There is a knock at the hotel door and it's Sara with the real Cooper Green. Nice going Sara.

C-Note is receiving his package. He opens it and inside is a rope. Holy Shit.

Commercial for 300. Yeah baby, 300 and Paley in the same day. I'll already have cum in my panties by the time I see Went from this movie. Yes, I am a geek.

Sucre and Maricruz are in bed. Mmmmm sexy Amaury is shirtless. Sucre feels the baby move. You know, I suspend my disbelief constantly for this show. Sucre, you did not feel the fucking baby move. She's like -2 weeks pregnant and her belly is as flat as the desk I'm typing on. *throwing things at the TV* He's lucky he's cute. Sucre says he's going to be the Capt. of the soccer team. Maricruz says he's gonna have books. Hold up, how do they know it's a boy?

On the plane, Bellick is in coach asking for a meal while T-bag is in first class asking for more champagne. They're on the same plane!

Kacee is visiting C-Note. He wants to know if she forgives him and then starts reminiscing about Dede. Tell Dede she means everything to me and that I'm sorry no matter what. He's crying; I'm crying. This is so sad.

Kellerman is rockin the hell out of that suit and flashing his badge. He kills the secret service agent in his way and sets up his rifle.

Mahone is retracing the steps that FCG took on his get to Michael adventure. OK we all know he's going to figure out where they're staying in like 5 seconds and he does! Surprise Surprise. *rolling eyes*

Cooper Green is ready to help until he realizes the date stamp on the memory key is the date the convo was copied not when the conversation took place so it won't hold up in court.

Mahone is at the hotel and he holds up the pictures of the brothers but they haven't seen them. He holds up Sara's picture and gets the room number.

Cooper Green suggests they blackmail the Pres with the tape. LOL

C-Note has the rope around his neck and says, I love you, as he steps off the bed. *covering eyes* Aaaaaaaaaaaand it's over. I need a drink.

Wentworth Miller is Tied Up and I Almost Missed it Completely!

2007-03-02T10:14:00.000-05:00

I get second row tickets to Paley and the world stops! Jared has a Prison Break Spoiler Pic! Wentworth Miller is in a chair with his hands tied behind his back in Monday's ep Sweet Caroline. I know he's bleeding and all but we can overlook that right? Two Words: Lap Dance. Have you been a bad boy Went?

Wentworth Miller's D Mag Outtakes

2007-03-02T06:58:00.000-05:00

Looks like the outtakes from my favorite shoot have finally been released (although I'm drumming my fingers waiting to see them bigger and unwatermarked). Over on _prisonbreak's Live Journal, you can find thumbnails. Here is a sample:

I'm not sure I would have ever regained consciousness if they had gone with Mock Cock WHILE Went smirked at the camera. Holy Shit! And I do love close-ups of that gorgeous face and chest hair too? Sweet!

Look how cute he looks in this cover outtake photo! I just want to caress his face...And that man can lean a fucking hip like no one else can. Lord!

But my favs are these:

Look at him laugh! Oh how I love to see happy Wentworth. And Went spreading in black and white AND looking right at me...Mmmmmmmmmmm...Fuuuuuuuuck...

Maichan, you supersleuth you, thanks for the heads up.

UPDATE: And here they are bigger!

Thanks Stranger!

Also, Maichan worked her magic on this one:

Even his outtakes are fab. *sigh* For the rest go see Jared!

UPDATE #2:

Here's another outtake I don't think I ever posted and the pic that's on the cover of the mag without all the words on it.

He is an Angel...

Favorite Comment(s) of the Week

2007-03-02T06:50:00.000-05:00

Here they are! Back and on time and very very short....Hmmm...

Just in case you missed the last installment which was a whole month's worth, you can find it here.

On Weekly Went Update: Prison Break Wash

mink said...: Extremely sorry to hear you didn't do a recap, WFW! Love those suckers - so hilarious!
Well, I sort of did one but I'm not sure anyone wants to see it, lol. It's a bitchy recap but I think I still might post it tomorrow.

On Wentworth Miller on ET Canada

Rhea said...: What-the-god-damn hell man?! I put on make-up and then I kiss Wentworth Miller. Somebody tell me how I get that job? Who do I have screw? Seriously!!

When you find out, let me know.

On Wentworth Miller: We are coming for you

Rosa said...: WFW you've got the power ! i feel kinda jealous but i dont know why i'm very happy for you at the same time ^^
have fun at the festival !
Awww thank you Rosa and Went, get ready...

As always, thank you for you comments!

Wentworth Miller: We're coming for you

2007-03-01T01:46:00.000-05:00

Eight days until Paley Fest and...

Goodbye Row 9 Middle; Hello Row 2 Front.

That's right, we have upgraded to the second fucking row. Went, we're coming for you...

Mmmm Look, He's waiting

art source

Australia, When will the Wentworth Miller goodies end?

2007-02-27T14:22:00.000-05:00

As if we haven't seen enough Aussie goodness, Melanzanie just found more in her New Weekly March 5th issue. Most of the info is old news but oh how we love to read the same shit over and over again right?

Page 1

Page 2

Wentworth Miller on ET Canada

2007-02-27T10:06:00.000-05:00

Oops! I didn't post this did I? Maybe it's the fact that Paley is NEXT FREAKING WEEK that is short circuiting my brains...

Weekly Went Update: Prison Break Wash

2007-02-27T09:33:00.000-05:00

I didn't do a recap last night but never fear, Jared and geniass have the Good, the Bad and the Pretty along with some lovely screencaps for you as usual. I may do a recap later but in the meantime, enjoy!

Favorite Comment(s) of the...Month?

2007-02-26T00:39:00.000-05:00

Has it really been a month since I did these? Whoa! Well they're back! And you thought you'd never see them again...

On Wentworth Miller in L'Officel Hommes Magazine

Anonymous said...

one word.. wow

how are you so updated with all the pics? are you like wents secret agent or something?

1/28/07 12:05 AM

I am not his secret agent, but I'll be his secret lover. *singing* Secret Lovers, yeah, that's what we ar-rah!

AND

nicbeast said...

OH MY DEAR FUCKING GOD! I'll see you all later, I'm going to LA. Call you from jail.

Beast
Oh Nicky, I'll meet you there. *grin*

AND

Krissie said...

This is the first time that I'm unable to decide which one I like the most!
I wanna kneel in front of him, I wanna sit in his lap, I wanna lick his neck... I WANT TO TOUCH HIM IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY!
Ah the Krissie we know and love. I'd like to suck him in every possible position.

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SavMed said...: Is it just me or is IT a little on the left? I'd like to make it hard and find out for sure....

Note to Went: for a blow job, please contact SavMed. Luv ya!
Splendid! *clapping*

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mama bear said...: I'm such an idiot...I thought the title of this mag was "Official Hommies."

*must stop drinking boxed wine*

Went is as beautiful as ever...he looks as if he's found the "Fountain of Youth."
LOL and it will from now on be known as the Official Hommies shoot. The man gets younger everyday instead of older. I think someone needs to open an X File on him.

AND

After doc took pics of her mag for us, she died from Went overload. I'd like to say a few words if you don't...

notthedoctor said...

*ZOMBIE DOC*
GAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
Nevermind. She's back!

AND

Anonymous said...: Take me ...TAKE ME NOW GOD DAMIT.; 1/29/07 3:52 AM

While you're at it Went, take me too would ya?

On The New Blogger

Karen said... The thought your pic inspired in my twisted mind:

Oh, Went... it really is...impressive. I hope my mouth is big enough...

;-)

Oh Karen, I'm so proud of you. You have made me truly happy. Oh how I wish you never left...*tearing up*

On It's Liquid Sex Time

redlightmind said...

He said "quantifiable"...damn thats hot.
LMAO

On Wentworth Miller and Wet For Went Together At Last

All of them. Just, all of them...but for the sake of picking one, I choose this:

soiled undies said...: O.M.G.!!!!!!!

LOVER!!!!!

Now I can't scream BAL - TI -MORE!!! anymore but LOS ANGE -LUS!!!!!!

So condoms, whips, hancuffs, a feather and maybe some hot wax was all promised to Went if he ever visited Baltimore, so what will he be getting in L.A. should you make it past security?

Actually that shouldn't be "should" it should be WHEN you make it past security because I know you will lover!!! (was that a tongue twister? sorry overuse of "should")
I have FAITH IN YOU!!!! DO NOT LET US DOWN!!! GET A LICK OR TWO IN THERE FOR ME PLEASE!!! AND THE LOCATION OF THE LICK IS TOTALLY UP TO YOU!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

WHIP!!! PLANK!!! POLE!!!

SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!

Oh BTW linds, those are some polite questions - I'm so surprised! I though the gal of "baby factory" fame would be a little less reserved!

Of course I wanna know about "smell" but I'm thinking the other four senses need more attention...say TOUCH AND TASTE in particular lover!!

ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

TOUCH AND TASTE!!!

Excitement over now!!! Hate (with love of course) and envy are taking it's place! Sure you do run the coolest blog ever and yes you totally deserve it and you are my Mistress and I WORSHIP but I still wish I could be there *pout* (however you never know, it's still a possibility). I would hold him down for you and wait my turn coughyeahrightcough* You know I would TAKE OVER! Be glad I'm not in America! LOL

Seriously though babe, I wish you all the best, all the luck in the world! I'm not even a bit jealous...okay maybe a little bit...maybe a lot...maybe I'm so FUCKING JEALOUS I WANNA SLIT YOUR FUCKING THROAT WHILE YOU SLEEP! *takes several deep breathes, eyes rolling in back of head*
but I won't because I do want you to meet him and tell us all about the GLORIOUS, HOLY EXPERIENCE!!!!!

LOVE YOU LOTS LOVER!!!!!

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!! I'LL BE WITH YOU IN SPIRIT IF NOT IN FLESH!!!

*Mmmmmmm...flesh.....*

MWAH!!!!! LOVE!!!! AND C YA!!!!
Where are you su?

On New Wentworth Miller Gap Ad

Anonymous said...: ohh would like to have those fingers up my ......; 2/2/07 7:57 PM

Up your...nose?

AND

the.red.head said...: Not only is he fucking with us, now he's teasing himself! I swear, do you see him fingering his forearm?! I really..really..can't take much more of this!
Oh believe me, I understand. Raise your hand if you're flying across the country just to watch him talk...*raising hand*

On Prison Break Chicago 2/5 Recap

tia said...: holy crap they were so gonna do it why oh why didn't they do it damn it!!!!!!!!!
I never thought I'd see the day! This coming from someone who wanted me to kill off Sara in the short lived fake Prison Break episodes, lol. Oh yeah, I remember that tia!

AND

Belgian said...: This show has made me a whore. I want to be pushed around by two brothers, two FBI agents waving their guns, and a Puerto Rican ex-convict. At. the. same. time.
This comment deserves an award or something but comes up JUST short of perfection: You forgot about T-bag. You can NOT leave out my man...*thinking of him licking that tongue out and rolling it*

On Prison Break Chicago Screencaps

Mama Bear said...: It's like he's saying with his eyes, "Yeah, you know I'm going to fuck you sideways." *swoon*
Sideways? *crossing*

On Wentworth Miller; It's Over Between Us

Dani said...: SHOCK HORROR - STOP THE PRESS! Wet, dont worry about Lady Beige, she's just moved up in the wardrobe world...

This will be the DEATH of WFW now...

Wentworth you're a wanker!
Aww Dani...

AND

Anonymous said...: Every time I am reminded that Went has a life different from the perfect life I imagine him to have(with me as the object of his affection), I die a little.

I'm a sad, sad person.; 2/8/07 10:50 AM

*holding up lighter*

AND

redlightmind said...: Don't let me catch her on the street...

I agree with MINK, I don't see it but whatever, she's probably a nice person or he wouldn't be hanging out with her. Personally, I think they're just friends. Friends who wear ugly shoes...together.
I can't believe mink could actually form words. I was in the fetal position crying. *sniff* Oh and if this is you sober, I can't wait until we start drinking, lol.

AND

Anonymous said...: Whooooaaa! You took it WAY back with the Mokenstef, WFW! Excuse me while I grab my Cross Colors outfit and Jodeci boots :o)

I have no words for Went or his "girlfriend" except...

"DON'T YOU WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME??" hehehehe

LOL

On Wenttworth Miller Takes the Transalpin Express

mink said...: Well, let me just say that if you really realised that was Went's voice before the minute mark, ie. from the tiniest sample and before he actually spoke (and BTW, that line she used just brought my 'RIP Westie' sniffles back *sniff*), then 1) I take my hat off to you, and 2) I need you to tell me exactly how worried I should be. ;)
Oh mink, listen to this a few...hundred times and you'll understand, lol.

On Wentworth Miller Comes Back For More and Brings the Cast

Dani said...: This stuff is fucking GOLD!

Ha ha ha ha...

Not one but TWO imposters now ! Fighting over the title in here... hehe.

Unbelievable.
Actually there are three, maybe four. Did I forget to post them? LOL

AND

Belgian said...: Okay, I'll just go kill myself now. Both Went and Amaury were here? WHY, tell me, WHY? My life has no purpose anymore now.

*has visions of a particular sandwich*
*cries out loud*
*falls to knees*

Bel
Aww Bel, maybe they will come back!

AND

the.red.head said...: I love how Dom keeps plugging the show. Fucking hilarious.
To which

Mama Bear said... I wish Dom would "plug" me.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

On More Wentworth Miller Magazine Hotness

tee tee said...: look at his skin,God you just want to lick it and those veins makes you think what else of his is that veiny, veiny is that a word? anyway,mmmmmmmmmm.......... veins
Bravo!

On What is Wentworth Miller

Anonymous said...: im going [to Paley Fest] too and i soooo can't wait!!! :D the happiest day ever.; 2/13/07 10:56 PM

See you there baby!

On Wet For Went is Four Months Old Today!

Krissie said...: *raises a glass*
Here's to the most addictive blog in the whole world and to you, WFW!
May your love for The Pretty and your craving of The Precious entertain us for a long long time!
Thank you for laughing and crossing!
I fucking love you! xox
*tears*

AND

Melanzanie said...: have we really been here for four months? I thought that I had been here all my life!
*more tears*

On Happy Fucking Valentine's Day

Anonymous said...

Man you guys are gonna hate me! I took the test and got a 120 on love, 100 on friendship, 130 on sex and 100 on partners. Commitment was strong, Intimacy was strong, Passion was powerful with him being dominant towards me. I never thought we would be that compatible. (I can hear the cursing now); 2/14/07 6:57 PM

To which

Lily said...: DAAAYYYYMMM anonymous! That is a NICE score! Yikes! Quickly reassure us that you're married and live deep in the jungles of North Korea...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA! Oh Lily, I love you...

AND

Mama Bear said...: OK, let me be the first of many ladies who are going to say this:

"He can put his dick in MY box any day!"
Exactly...

AND

mink said...: You know that pic of the fallen cupid you posted at the top there, WFW? That's how I feel about Valentine's Day. 'Nuff said.

I didn't take that test, 'cos as soon as I read this...

"Family relationships and attachments are not as important to him as they are to most people and Miller often considers his friends closer to him than his blood relatives."

...I knew that the 'profiles' on that site are complete and utter bullshit. And it went on, characteristic after characteristic that was completely wrong. So, never fear WFW, you and The Perfect One would undoubtedly have Hot Monkey Sex. Although you knew that already, didn't you? ;)
mink, always the voice of reason. Thank you. *nodding with solemn facial expression*

On Deja Vu All Over Again

Anonymous said...: WFW, I don't know you but I really like you... and so does Went.
I'm sure that he is addicted to this blog and to your humor.
Know that he is just as excited as your are to meet you on the promised day.
So make yourself very visible!
But don't expect too much he is very shy and very conscious of the media and of the image he has to project.
Take care, you are one special lady!; 2/15/07 1:36 AM

Oh Anon do you promise? Do you really promise? *crossing fingers*

AND

Anonymous said...

WFW I love your blog fucking much, you are amazing and hilarious at the same time!!; 2/15/07 6:20 PM

Thank you so much! Flattery, it works everytime.

On Wet For Went's Wentworth Miller Masturbation Workout

Geisha said...: Wow. That second pic did it for me. I swear I saw his lips move and he called my name.
*approving nod* You have done it correctly then.

On Wentcap: John Doe

Mama Bear said...: LMAO!!! Only you, WFW, could show us the LOTR correlation. Love it!
All things can be traced back to Lord of The Rings. All shall love me and despair. *completely serious face*

AND

Stacy said...: That was abso-fucking-lutely hilarious. It totally made my day.
Oh Stacy how I miss you.

On Prison Break Bad Blood Screencaps

sammie.pie said...: "The gun sexiness..."--- Michael/Went may point his gun @ me anytime, anywhere... Yes in deed He may!! *LICK 3x*
Yes! Not only can he point it at me, but he can shoot...anywhere he likes...

Alberty said...: Can I be invited to your next chat with Wentworth. I can also tell my readers about it!!! I am dying to find out who the real went is! lol

Alberty
American Urge
OMG! OMG! Is this my first male comment ever? (Sorry I can't tell if you anonymous people are male or female) *dancing* ALL of the beautiful boys are over on American Urge so you guys should totally check it out.

As always, thank you for your comments; I love you all!

Why place bets when you can buy stuff?

2007-02-23T01:50:00.000-05:00

I'm sure by now you've heard about this and if not, Nikki from prisonbreakbuff.com writes:

I’m not sure I like this… Over at Bodog.com:

Bet On: Will Wentworth Miller, star of Fox’s hit TV series “Prison Break”, come out of the closet in 2007?

Any wagers placed after outcome becomes public knowledge will be graded as No Action. No refunds. No over limit wagers. Wentworth Miller must publicly announce, in 2007, that he is Homosexual, for all Yes wagers to be graded a Win. Max $50.

Not only do I find this hilarious, but it inspired me. Why place bets when you can buy stuff?

UPDATE: There's a new store with different merchandise. Have fun!

Also, I only have 10 Wet For Went bracelets left (with the site name spelled out completely) and once they're gone, they're gone! See, wasting money can be fun! And now back to your regularly scheduled program:

Wentworth Miller really going to France?

2007-02-20T13:00:00.000-05:00

EDIT: Here's a better translation than what babelfish came up with.

Next week, Virginie Efira and Bernard de la Villardière are filming the special « The 20 Events that the French Will Never Forget », which will be aired Tuesday, March 6 at 8:50 pm on M6 on the occasion of the network's twentieth anniversary.

The evening will be a prestigious event: Wentworth Miller, Dominic Purcell, Eva Longoria, Teri Hatcher or maybe others ? For its 20th anniversary, some of the stars of « Prison Break » or « Desperate Housewives » are expected to appear onstage. Other surprises, which M6 is guarding jealously, await you.

The special will be recorded Monday, February 26 from 6:00 to 11:00 pm at the La Plaine Saint-Denis studios. If you would like to be part of the audience, call now on behalf of coulisses-tv.fr without delay to reserve your spot. Public Acces number 01.40.01.97.97

Hmmmm...Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of the French squeeing...

Thanks Mumu and DBN!

source

UPDATE: Sorry guys, He's not coming. *handing out tissues*

Maybe I should pass out torches instead? From doc:

So regarding those fuckers at M6 network, it seems that, finally, they have filmed Dom & Went wishing greetings in LA or Dallas, whatever, to air the night of Anniversary show... And they plastered everywhere in France posters that say :
"7.5 million French have spent a night in Prison. Whose fault is it?"

Fuckers!!! LYNCH!!!

Lynch indeed...

Prison Break Bad Blood Screencaps

2007-02-20T02:59:00.000-05:00

Oh the beauty that was Went tonight! That's right, own the sexy baby...
Go re-live it all over again or see it for the first time at Just Jared. Aw hell, this deserves pic spam...

The sexy entrance:

The gun sexiness:

Random sexiness:

And that wasn't even the half of it! SWOOOOOOOOON!

Prison Break Bad Blood 2/19 Live-Blogging Recap

2007-02-19T23:11:00.000-05:00

***SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS***

Alrighty, here we go...

Sara and Michael are in the cigar club now. Sara opens the door to the room with the lock boxes and the manager stops her just as she is about to open the box. "Ms. Tancredi..." DAMMIT! Sara starts to walk away fast and Michael joins her as he sensed danger. Apparently Michael is the new Legolas. They dart through the kitchen and out the back just as the cops pull up. Good save but alas, they didn't get into the box.

Mahone is flying into Minnesota since some jackasses from the diner have turned C-Note in, BITCHES! Mahone has a cute convo with his kid who is still in the hospital and then his other line rings in. It's the FBI briefing him on C-Note's daughter being sick. They're going to alert the hospitals. Looks like C-Note's time on the run is almost up. Mahone buys a Get Well bear at the gift shop.

Michael and Sara get back into the car to tell Kellerman and Linc that they failed but Michael snagged some sort of roster of members before they ran out. The old Warden, Pope, is a member and they're going to go try and get his help. Sara knocks on the door. "Sir, Please I just need 5 minutes. After that if you want us to, we'll leave."
Pope: "Who's us?"
And now it's happening: That has got the be, THE SEXIEST ENTRANCE EVER FILMED. Wentworth, WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME? WHY?!!!!!!! Holy Fucking Shit he looks hot and that Blue Fucking Steel could melt fire...yes MELT FIRE. I know that made no sense but FUCK!

Pope is angry and Mike is looking sexy. I'm sorry, that's all I can see is sexy sexy Wentworth.

T-bag and fam are still driving and Susan is inquiring about their destination when they finally pull up to a house that has been graffitied within an inch of its life. Turns out it's where T-bag grew up. I can totally picture it.

Sucre is still driving down the road in that vintage blue buggy and of course, it breaks down on him. Along comes a car...He's saved! Where you goin Sucre, the airport? Me too! Hop in! OK! Just say all that in Spanish and you get the idea. The guy that picked him up starts talking into a walkie talkie, turns out he's airport security on his way to help apprehend the American fugitive who is flying in today. Sucre puts on his hat and pulls it down. AHAHAHAHAHA!

C-Note is trying to get seen at a hospital but with no insurance card or license, the bitchy little secretary is refusing him. C-Note wants to see the supervisor. Off in the distance a security cam records the whole argument.

Pope is not being cooperative. He's chewing Mike out for lying to him, using him and ruining his life. Mike is trying to explain but Pope is not having it. He's gonna call the cops! Mike says, "I'm sorry but I can't let you do that." Holy fucking shit Went has a gun in his hand again. Wentworth Miller looks SO FUCKING SEXY with a gun. I'm only 13 minutes into this episode and I've already creamed my panties twice...You know who I blame this on? Mama Bear and her damn fiction.

Oooo! 300 commercial. Man, this movie is going to fucking ROCK and I'll see it while I'm in L.A. stalking Went...Hey Wentworth, Wanna see a movie with me? *grin*

Mike is still pointing the gun. "I'm not the man you think I am." God Went looks hot. Sara is being helpful, telling Pope that he's telling the truth. Pope puts down the phone but is not convinced until Mike puts down the gun. Awww Michael.

C-Note is arguing with the Supervisor now and she tells him "This is a hospital, not a homeless shelter." C-Note is hurt but he is leaving and just as he does, Mahone is pulling up. C-Note picks Dede up and runs while Mahone pursues him like the monster in a horror movie, walking at a snails pace and still he catches him just as he steps onto the back door of a bus. C-Note tries to tell Dede to let him go but she won't and the doors close. Mahone will not shoot with the girl in his arms. Mahone is a good guy. Awww Mahone.

Pope and Mike still talking. Pope still not budging. Mike offers him a deal but we don't know what it is.

Back at the house of horrors, T-bag is walking the family into a dump and surveying the house he grew up in, in disgust. The inside is full of graffiti too. He finds an old dictionary and starts to have flashbacks from his childhood. I have a feeling this isn't going to be good. Susan is trying to talk to him but he is in a trance, recalling his father and friends sitting around the living room. T-Bag's Dad is getting joked for being dumb. "It runs in the genes," the friend says. His dad tells the friend to pick a word and young Teddy will give 10 synonyms for the word and he does it! On command! He's smart! "My boy's gonna be President." OK now that we know something good about T-bag, now how did it go so horribly wrong...I don't have to wait long for my answer. I will not describe this scene as it gave me the creeps in only the way that someone who still has nightmares about Sleepers can get the creeps. Suffice it to say that T-bag was sexually abused. I had to cover my eyes...

Kellerman and Linc are on the roof of the building across the street watching the club. Linc is a little pissed off about Paul trying to kill him but he's being civil and wow does Dom look hot. Kellerman said he was just following orders and is making sense about how he sees this ending badly for all of them and even implying that Linc never should have involved his brother the way he has. Linc teases Kellerman about his love for the President and Kellerman tells him he could never understand and goes on about how if he's going down, the company and the Prez are going down. Linc says "She must have really broken your heart Paul," with a smirk on his face. AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dammit, Mr. Kim is getting word that Sara was at the club in Chicago and he tells them to fire up the jet! FUCKING KIM!

Sucre got to the airport OK and is parting ways with the security guy and right after he walks away, security guy gets the memo with Sucre's face on it. "He's here!" He says in Spanish. DAMMIT!

Oooo! Commercial for new Jim Carey movie. That looks good too. Must go see.
New Mac and PC commercial making fun of Vista...LMAO

Maricruz and sis are at the terminal. Maricruz thinks Sucre's gonna show, the sis does not...and here he comes! AHHHHHHH Reunion! They kiss! Awwww! I love them! But now they have to run. They run to a taxi and jet out of there and then they kiss some more. Awwww!

Pope is gonna do it. He's going to help. Yay! And then: Oh shit, MiSa is squeeing again.

Linc calls Mike to say Pope just walked in. Pope gets in, gets the thumb drive out of the box and pulls it all off without a hitch! NICE! He even borrows the laptop of a member to check out the drive.

T-bag is cleaning up the house. The children are terrified and Susan tells him to look at them. He puts them in a room so he can talk to Susan alone and makes a heartfelt speech about how he just wants her to understand him and try to love him. I swear a transcript could not do this scene justice. I ache for T-bag, truly. This is so sad. She tells him she can not love him and he gets that homicidal look in his eye...Cut to Susan pleading from the inside of some sort of cellar looking place and T-bag staring at an axe. Oh fuck...

C-Note walks into a clinic that looks like it's full of crackheads and has to physically go find and bribe the doctor who himself looks skeevy. Oh no please, I don't want my Dede treated here C-Note! But he's desperate. She's getting sicker.

Linc, Michael and Sara are getting worried. Pope has been in there too long and just then here he comes but as he walks out, up walks Kim. GOD DAMMIT!

Kim is threatening Pope and wants whatever it is he took from the club. Kellerman recognizes him from the roof and he and Linc run down to intervene. A henchman gets out of Kim's car and opens the door for Pope to get in...Mike starts up the car. AHAHAHAHA! He's gonna run him down! Boom! Mike slams into Kim but he only knocks him out of the way. Kim reaches for his gun just as Linc walks up and kicks it out of his hand. The henchman trains the gun on Michael JUST as Kellerman shoots him in the back of the head. Meanwhile, Linc is kicking Kim's ass. AHAHAHA! Dom is so good at kicking ass. OK time to go, Linc gets into the car and Kellerman reaches for the handle but Sara locks the door! AHAHAHAHA! Kellerman can't get in! Michael pulls off since sirens are approaching and Kellerman is on his own once again and runs away.

At the house of horrors, the cellar door is opening and Susan and her kids are bracing themselves for what's coming but it's the cops. Susan says "But no one knew we were here..." and the cop tells her they got a call of a hostage situation. Cut to a cellphone on the ground and the sound of crying...It's T-bag. Oh man fuck, he just wanted to be loved...*tears*

Back at the crackhead hospital, the psycho doctor is going to stick something in Dede's neck...NOOOOO don't let him do it C-Note! Yes! C-Note says no to the Dr. and they leave.

Michael is dropping Pope off and now it's time to hold up his end of the deal. HE TOLD POPE HE WOULD TURN HIMSELF IN! Linc is pissed, Sara didn't know but she should totally look more broken up about this. Pope tells them he listened to what was on the drive and that Michael can go. Awww Pope, you still love Michael like a son.

C-Note is carrying Dede now and she's getting worse. Oh no, now he's crying. No C-Note I hate it when you cry! *tears* There's a payphone nearby. He calls Mahone to turn himself in. He wants to make a deal. He wants his wife out of jail to take care of Dede but Mahone doesn't see why he should deal. C-Note tells him he has something he needs. Cut to the hospital, Mahone is putting the get well bear under Dede's arm as she sleeps...Awww Mahone. He tells C-note that his wife was released an hour ago. C-Note promises him Scofield. FUCKITY FUCK FUCK!

Mike, Linc and Sara are all huddled around a laptop. Michael inserts the thumb drive aaaaaaaand...Fade to Black. THE END.

Wentcap: John Doe

2007-02-17T13:44:00.000-05:00

Here it is, a month late, but here nonetheless. There weren't very many good Went shots this episode but what I did get seemed to have a theme so I just went with it.

The Lord of the Rings Extravaganza: SmeaWent and Wentlum

We wants it. We neeeeeeeds it. Must...have...The Precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked! Tricksy! False!

No, Not master!

Yes Precious, false. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie...

Master's my friend.

You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

I'm not listening. I'm not listening.

You're a liar and a thief.

No.

Murderer.

Go Away.

Go Away? *mad cackling*

I hate you. I hate you.

And the Emmy goes to:

Best Imitation of Samwise Gamgee just after Frodo says: The ring is mine.

*clapping*

Wet For Went's Wentworth Miller Masturbation Workout

2007-02-16T13:06:00.000-05:00

I figure, everyone is all into this fitness thing these days so I said to myself, self, you should release a workout tape or DVD or something and make some quick cash...when I remembered that no one who looked at me would believe I worked out I said to myself, fat ass, why don't you release an instructional step by step guide combining your two favorite things: Cumming and Wentworth Miller, and then I said back to myself, YES! That's it! And so I present to you: Wet For Went's Wentworth Miller Masturbation Workout or WFWWMMW; A way to get you through your workday and your miserably horny and Went-less existence.

Warm up:

Drink some water. In fact, drink a lot of water. 48 oz. is good and don't go to the bathroom for a while. Yes this will be important later, so do it. Trust me. *grin*

Step 1

Learn to masturbate without using your hands. I know that this a tall order for some of you so I will say, skip this if you weren't born with the obscenely pleasant and ridiculously convenient talent I was born with. Sometimes, I fucking love my life.

Step 2

Make sure no one else is around, unless you're into that sort of thing. I leave my office door open but I can hear someone coming and sometimes, it's kind of hot to be almost caught. I wonder what the people at work would think if they saw my head thrown back and a look of absolute ecstasy on my face. Can you say RAISE?

Step 3

Decide just how many orgasms it's going to take to satisfy you. Three is usually the magic number for me. Actually, this one is kind of up in the air as you don't know how many you will need until you get down to business. So let's move on to

Step 4

Get yourself a Wentworth Miller photo. I like to start with the one I affectionately refer to as "The Mock Cock." Observe:

Notice how it looks as if he is holding...himself. Mmmm...Now imagine him stroking his beauuuuuuuutiful...self and go with that. Zoom in on the crotch area...Isn't that nice? Fuck yeah it is....Mmmm....

Step 5

Cum

Step 6

Realize that one is not nearly enough and move on to

Step 7

Get yourself another Wentworth Miller picture. These days I move on to the one I affectionately refer to as "Getting Fingered." Have a look:

Mmmm, look at those fingers. Imagine them going in and out and in and out and wiggling around in there a little and in and out...Now look into his eyes...that's it, that's it...

Step 8

Cum Again

Step 9

Realize that one-sided "romance" is sad and a little pathetic. You want Went to cum WITH you! So make him, by using a pic I affectionately refer to as "Wentstacy." And here it is:

Oh yeah, oh yeah, he's cumming with you this time. Oh GOD it's gonna be good. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, oh fuck, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Step 10

Regain consciousness. Control the eyes now. They're rolling up into your head and it looks like you're having a seizure. Stop shaking, calm it down now, I think you're OK. You should be throbbing now and plenty satisfied. But guess what? It's not over...

Cool Down:

Go pee. I know you're thinking, WFW, what the fuck does this have to do with anything? Shut up and Just. Go. Pee.

And now you're done! Working out will never be the same again.

This has been Wet For Went's Wentworth Miller Masturbation Workout. Donations can be sent in lieu of your first born, by clicking the Paypal Donate button in the sidebar. *bowing* Have a fantastic day.

Where in the world is Wentworth Miller?

2007-02-15T12:36:00.000-05:00

Well right now my guess would be shooting but a little birdie told me that the word on the net is that he MAY be in Paris on March 1st for the 20th Anniversary of the M6 Network (the network airing Prison Break). Stars of other TV series airing on the network are scheduled to attend so it is probable that TV's hottest brothers may also make an appearance. If that is the case, I know one person who is already in pre-stalker mode and needs to make A PLAN...notthedoctor, start carrying your notthecamera!

Deja Vu All Over Again

2007-02-14T16:21:00.000-05:00

Four months of memories...And here's one now! Jared has some never before seen pics taken when Wentworth Miller was on Jimmy Kimmel on October 20, 2006. That was only one week after I started this blog and mink, bless her, was already commenting...preceded only by su, who was the fifth commenter on the site (after brits, Moosie and Squallcloud who all had an unfair advantage as they knew of the site from the start and one unidentified anon that said you should never wear high fashion unless you're high and that's good advice people).

I remember how I PM'd britpopbaby and told her what I was thinking and she made me a banner. I emailed Jared straight away as he is my Wentblogging Idol and he wished me luck. I told the Moose what was up once it debuted and he plugged me and my girl Dany let me use the Jake/Went morphs for the very first Pick One. Then Keena made her kick ass video, I emailed it to Michael K, he posted it and the rest is history. Now here we are, four months later, and I have become a real life stalker. Ahhh Memories... Can it be that it was all so simple then? I feel a song coming, Sing it with me now! Meeeeeeemories, like the corners of my mind, Misty watercolored meeeeeeeemories, of the way we were...

Happy Fucking Valentine's Day

2007-02-14T15:37:00.000-05:00

I hate Valentine's Day. It's over-rated and with the exception of flowers from my father and maybe a small gift from my parents, it's a present-less holiday. It. is. stupid. Now I have proof of how dumb this holiday really is: I have scored a big fat 0 in everything on this lovely test...well, except for Sex. Now you might be thinking, WFW, you only want Went for his body right? Well you are only partially correct but for now, let's just say yes. Scoring a 60 out of a possible hundred makes even that look like a doomed prospect. I don't even care about the other categories (Love, Friendship and Partners respectively), or about the fact that the test said that Went would be committed to me and be dominant when it comes to intimacy. When it comes to passion it says I would be the dominant one, OK so that part is right....but sex a 60? A FUCKING 60? I'm insulted and offended. I'll take Sex for 100 Alex...cuz that is the only number in that category that I'd be interested in. Now you go take it. Break your heart, dash your dreams, and Happy Fucking Valentine's Day!

***Oh, and them not having Wentworth Miller's exact time of birth totally makes the entire thing inaccurate and shoots their statistics all to hell so THERE! *mumbling under breath* That'll teach you to give ME a fucking 60 in sex...

Thanks Lily! *punching Lily*

UPDATE: OK so this SO made up for that stupid test, lol.

If you aren't laughing your ass off right now b/c you don't get it, have a look here.

Thanks Patty!

UPDATE #2: I changed my mind...This is the the best Valentine's Day EVER.

Wet For Went is Four Months Old Today!

2007-02-13T13:15:00.000-05:00

Last month I missed it, this month I caught it! Four months of non-stop Wentworth Miller Madness. May it never end...

And now for a special treat: In honor of this milestone, Mr. Miller would like to make a speech.

*yelling* SPEECH! SPEECH!

*chuckling* Alright quiet down you. Happy Anniversary Wet For Went and loyal readers! I've been asked to speak to you today as I am the focus of the site (though I can't say I agree that I deserve so much attention). Now I will read a statement given to me by WFW. [statement]Who knew that this adorable teen you see here would grow into this ridiculously sexy specimen of man you see before you today. Let's use a visual aid:

[/statement] Oh WFW please! I've always looked like this! I am very grateful that you all continue to be interested in even the smallest detail of my life. Keep watching Prison Break; I love you all! Oh and by the way, Mind your own fucking business. Did I just say fucking? I apologize, please replace that with damn; It's more polite. Now I'm fittin to abscond, just like I'm James Bond, I need me a coffee, maybe flavored almond. Be Good!

Oh and WFW, it amuses me that you believe you will be the aggressor on 3/9. I've heard about you; Bring it on.

*rolling eyes* Went is such a fucking tease...

What is Wentworth Miller

2007-02-13T08:47:00.000-05:00

No there was no Prison Break last night but Wentworth Miller still made his usual Monday night appearance; He was the answer to a question on Jeopardy!

Category: Last Name
Clue: Sienna and Wentworth
Answer: What is Miller

Something tells me this would please Went. I've got a clue now and it's just one word: Paley. 24 days and counting...

Thanks mama bear!

More Wentworth Miller Magazine Hotness

2007-02-12T18:26:00.000-05:00

If you want to add to your collection, go and get yourself the March 2007 Vanity Fair (The Hollywood Issue). Wents' Gap Ad is inside.

Mmmmm...Went...Inside....

Thanks tellyfan!